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post Oct 5 2011, 07:03
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QUOTE(radixius sparkle @ Oct 4 2011, 14:03) *

I think I feel a prequel coming on...


How would that work? You look in your laundry and find out you shit your pants the night before the original trilogy?
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post Oct 5 2011, 08:44
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Something designated as a prequel is usually made after the first thing in a series.
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post Oct 11 2011, 00:59
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QUOTE(Pseudoshy @ Oct 10 2011, 17:57) *

Gov. Brown, after years of constantly repealing the senates approval to ban open carry, finally succumbed to pressure like a good little puppet to his corporate masters. So now we can neither open carry NOR conceal carry, effectively the second amendment is now eliminated in California. Good, that's fine. Politicians will start dying soon, this I fucking swear on the blood of my friends whose final memories lie buried underneath the desert sands.


Can you still legally have a gun in your home? If so, the logical solution would be to start living in your car. Then you can have your mobile weaponry.

Or some shit like that. It's not a fully-matured joke, clearly.
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post Oct 12 2011, 05:17
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Explaining photography to Conan the Barbarian would be hard.

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post Oct 15 2011, 04:47
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QUOTE(Tenseigamoon @ Oct 14 2011, 16:11) *

Best if served with rice.

blah, something involving racist asian stereotypes

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't seem to craft it tonight.
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post Oct 15 2011, 07:21
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QUOTE(N04h @ Oct 14 2011, 23:55) *

they also posted our translations without asking too (in the member's section).


Maybe they charge money to fix the grammatical errors in your translations? :3
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post Oct 15 2011, 10:19
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QUOTE(FourThirteen @ Oct 10 2011, 15:59) *

Can you still legally have a gun in your home? If so, the logical solution would be to start living in your car. Then you can have your mobile weaponry.

Or some shit like that. It's not a fully-matured joke, clearly.

Yeah you can legally own them in your legal place of residence. I don't know if I can make my Corolla my legal place of residence though, plus there are lengthy sections in the penal (haha) code pertaining to weapons in vehicles and I'm sure that supersedes a technicality of living in your vehicle. I imagine mobile homes are an exception and that's it.
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post Oct 21 2011, 21:28
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QUOTE(Benjiro @ Oct 21 2011, 16:53) *

You should all go eat a sandwich.

for Clarity: You aren't elephants, fuckdammit, so stop fucking panicking about a mouse!

Wow. Wise words, well waiter.

Not that calling you a well waiter makes any sense at all.


Well, wasted watahgoddammitfuckthis.
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post Nov 2 2011, 20:39
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QUOTE(JustAnotheAnon @ Nov 2 2011, 00:24) *

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Say, did you forget the 'r' in your nickname or is your name Ano?
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post Nov 2 2011, 21:14
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Don't mind them, that's just Anal the Anon.
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post Nov 10 2011, 14:03
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Anything in this thread.

(IMG:[4.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com] http://4.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/65/59/8595825c5541ebfc881071c9c0866400.jpg)
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post Nov 16 2011, 09:51
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QUOTE(Benjiro @ Nov 9 2011, 04:21) *

Ugh, WTF!?
I took a pill and the headaches are getting stronger.


Did you at least get to see how deep the rabbit hole goes?
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post Nov 25 2011, 11:03
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QUOTE(Robbie Pie @ Nov 25 2011, 03:46) *

Alberto is a pretty alright guy.

Well why don't the two of you anally violate each other with gardening shears since you love him so much?

(Pretty sure somebody would've missed my sarcasm and mistook this for actual hatespeech)

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post Nov 25 2011, 11:16
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Well, it certainly wasn't witty. In fact, it's on par with something Cyriel would of posted.

And that's terrible.
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post Nov 25 2011, 16:06
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QUOTE(Robbie Pie @ Nov 25 2011, 12:16) *

Well, it certainly wasn't witty.

Then it is elementary that it belongs to this thread, my dear Watson.

And with Watson I mean Penis. Or cock.

Ed: On second thought, this post probably does, too.

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post Nov 25 2011, 20:46
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Professor Elemental?
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post Nov 26 2011, 06:51
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post Nov 27 2011, 05:59
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QUOTE(FourThirteen @ Nov 26 2011, 22:57) *

I don't know about that, but I do have a hard time focusing on things I genuinely don't care about. It's actually easier to focus on things I hate (probably why I keep visiting the Help Desk and Website Discussion).


...And general chat, and adult chat, and the HV, and the galleries, and serious debates (when I'm feeling truly masochistic). Pretty much most of the website.
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post Dec 13 2011, 06:00
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I used to be an adventurer like you... then someone stole my sweetroll.
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post Dec 13 2011, 07:48
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I used to be an adventurer like you... I still am, but I used to, too.


(Mitch Hedberg, paraphrased)
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