[X] My Assistant

I find the idea of Cat Hick spitting a cock loogie into woman's vertical smile absurd, unless women really are just stupid when it comes to looking for quality men. Then I noticed she was underage and it kind of made sense. Good job fucking up someone's life, Hick.

Also, pulling out doesn't reduce your chance of impregnation, as there's semen in your precum, which is usually secreted involuntarily during arousal.

People need to pay more attention in sex ed. They actually teach all of this shit there.

Since we're talking about children...

I decided I want a child from Vanuatu.

A boy and I will name him Octavian.

Eugh.

Children...

No thanks.

I'm going to have furbabies. Because human children are stupid.

I think I'll name my next cat Hrothgar. Everybody thinks they're clever when they name their cat Schroedinger.

Also, pulling out doesn't reduce your chance of impregnation, as there's semen in your precum, which is usually secreted involuntarily during arousal.

I know that, but I would think less sperm means less chance to impregnate.

Also, she can't get pregnant if she's on top. I mean, that's just gravity.

(One of those statements was a joke)

I'm going to have furbabies. Because human children are stupid.

If this thread is any indication, I'd say it's not so much the children that are stupid, but the childless chucklefucks with big, idiot mouths that think they know better.

Also, I don't want to be prosecuted for accidentally [gunshowcomic.com] accidentally breaking my baby.

OH NO

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OH NO

Better suited for this thread, but I wanted to see who gets it.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Nov 7 2011, 08:14

Apolo Ohno?

Yup.

I actually had an idea for my own game show the other day. I think for it to work I'd need a lot of other people to write the questions.

If this thread is any indication, I'd say it's not so much the children that are stupid, but the childless chucklefucks with big, idiot mouths that think they know better.

Stupid children grow into stupid adults and stupid adults have stupid children. Its a vicious cycle.

Stupid children grow into stupid adults and stupid adults have stupid children. Its a vicious cycle.

Smart people don't have children. Because they're smart.

I still don't get why Hickle won't abort (I assume it's his girlfriend :/)[static.guim.co.uk] Like anybody'd miss it...

Smart people don't have children. Because children are just parasites that get more gluttonous and destructive over time.

Fixed?

I still don't get why Hickle won't abort (I assume it's his girlfriend :/)[static.guim.co.uk] Like anybody'd miss it...

She's not 18 (legally a minor). She'd need her parent's consent to do it, and it sounds like her Dad wouldn't be on board.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Nov 7 2011, 08:49

and it sounds like her Dad wouldn't be on board.

With any luck he'll go into a furious rage and beat the everloving shit out of Hick for putting a seed in his sister's belly.

-after reading this-

What the fuck? "I am so frustrated I can't get H@H to work, which is completely optional and just a way to help the site, that if I can't get it running I will ragequit the entire site for good."

i thought about childrens today

Trading card shops are filled with losers and ragers. Most of the time they are in both categories.

On a side note: I always wanted to date a man of science.