With the wind chill effect from storm-speed winds, the temperature here is effectively-25°C. Fucking cold and miserable. No wonder so many people follow the wisdom of migrating birds and escape south for the winter...
It's hot, why the fuck is it hot? I live in god damn kansas, we're supposed to have like Siberian winters. This is bullshit, Jack Frost needs to stop working on this shitty kids movie and get some fucking snow on the ground.