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 Lurking with Blorg the Almighty, I'm not dead you fucks. |
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Sep 7 2012, 04:24
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BlorgAlmighty
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Noah.
I am Jesus Christ, Superstar (who are you what have you sacrificed.)
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Sep 7 2012, 05:57
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noahbody
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Noah is my uncle.
I am Sir Magic Johnson*, Esquire.
* HAHAHAHA, his name is an euphemism for a giant cock.
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Sep 7 2012, 16:09
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Raaby
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QUOTE(noahbody @ Sep 6 2012, 23:57) 
I am Sir Magic Johnson*, Esquire.
* HAHAHAHA, his name is an euphemism for a giant cock.
A giant cock full of AIDS. |
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Sep 7 2012, 23:03
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noahbody
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Why do only rich famous people get AIDS?
AIDS for everyone, I say. Were I elected president, I would be happy to put money into AIDS and AIDSucation.
Magic Johnson 2012.
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Sep 8 2012, 02:29
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BlorgAlmighty
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But can he pull a rabbit out of his hat?
This is very important rabbits can be fed to the poor people to solve world hunger.
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Sep 8 2012, 03:07
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Raaby
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QUOTE(noahbody @ Sep 7 2012, 17:03)
Why do only rich famous people get AIDS?
They don't. Tweekers, ravers, twinks, bug catchers and gay guise are well known for having AIDS. |
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Sep 8 2012, 04:30
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noahbody
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QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Sep 7 2012, 17:29)
But can he pull a rabbit out of his hat?
This is very important rabbits can be fed to the poor people to solve world hunger.
True story: miners were given lots of rabbits long ago to try to do away with hunger. They died of some form of rabbit poisoning. QUOTE(Robbie Pie @ Sep 7 2012, 18:07)
They don't. Tweekers, ravers, twinks, bug catchers and gay guise are well known for having AIDS.
Pft, you and your facts. My random biased speculations are way better. |
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Sep 8 2012, 05:11
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BlorgAlmighty
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QUOTE(noahbody @ Sep 7 2012, 22:30)
True story: miners were given lots of rabbits long ago to try to do away with hunger. They died of some form of rabbit poisoning.
Miners are pussies. All they do is mine. I could mine too. You see that there? That's mine. This stick? Also mine. Your donut? MINE. |
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Sep 9 2012, 05:28
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noahbody
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QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Sep 7 2012, 20:11)
Miners are pussies. All they do is mine. I could mine too.
You see that there? That's mine.
This stick? Also mine.
Your donut? MINE.
That's gold Jerry, gold. See what I did there? |
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Sep 9 2012, 08:50
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BlorgAlmighty
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It's a joke because the value of gold is constantly rising or some shit I'm pretty sure I saw that on FOX.
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Sep 9 2012, 10:47
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noahbody
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Dearest Blorg,
How was New York? Did you meet Frank Sinatra? How is he in bed?
Sincerely,
Blorg
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Sep 10 2012, 07:30
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FourThirteen
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I'm curious myself. I'll be in NYC on the 28th. QUOTE(noahbody @ Sep 7 2012, 17:03) Why do only rich famous people get AIDS?
Congratulations on saying something I never would've predicted. |
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Sep 10 2012, 23:51
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BlorgAlmighty
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It rained a lot in NY. I hate rain. Keeps me in a shitty mood.
Saw Wicked. Was fun.
Times Square. Hella big. Woulda liked to wander around by myself but lack of phones and shit meant family had to stick together for the trip. Tried a Five Guy Burger and Fries. Pretty decent. Also found out today they're in the middle of opening one up here in downtown Toronto, near Eaton Center.
Hated the public transportation. Going from Korean subway to NY subway felt like such a downgrade, like going from a Nintendo 3DS to a Gameboy Color.
No seriously white people countries have shitty transit.
Would have been better if there hadn't been so much fucking rain God I hate rain.
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Sep 11 2012, 00:06
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grumpymal
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QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Sep 10 2012, 17:51)
No seriously white people countries have shitty transit.
LOL. |
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Sep 11 2012, 00:12
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BlorgAlmighty
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Korean transit is fucking awesome even if a shitton people use it. Size-wise, Korean transit wins. Safety-wise, Korean transit wins. Comfort-wise, Korean transit wins.
I fucking hate the NY subway.
Fuck white people transit.
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Sep 11 2012, 00:22
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noahbody
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QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Sep 10 2012, 15:12)
Korean transit is fucking awesome even if a shitton people use it. Size-wise, Korean transit wins. Safety-wise, Korean transit wins. Comfort-wise, Korean transit wins.
What about fan-wise? How does Korean transit fare fan-wise?* * Korean Transit Wins! Fatality! This post has been edited by noahbody: Sep 11 2012, 00:23 |
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Sep 11 2012, 03:39
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FourThirteen
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Taxis, walking, and jumping along rooftops are the only really suitable methods of transportation in NYC. Oh, and maybe the bus; depends which line you take.
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Sep 11 2012, 03:51
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BlorgAlmighty
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Bus and subway was shit.
The second day (first day we had a rental car) on the way going home the following happened.
Some shit happened to the subway car ahead of us so everyone had to get off the subway to take a bus. That's a shitton of people. My family could take one of two buses. The first one was so fucking disorganized, since people weren't lined up and shit. One bus actually came then skadaddled without taking anybody on due to the sheer numbers, much to the displeasure of everyone involved. The second bus had a proper line, which still didn't stop some fat fucking cunt from cutting in line.
Taxis were of course not an option because few came / stopped where we were and other people got to them first.
Long story short I fucking hate NY transit.
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Sep 11 2012, 04:24
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Raaby
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QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Sep 10 2012, 21:51)
Taxis were of course not an option because few came / stopped where we were and other people got to them first.
New Yorkers are all assholes, like all people from major US metropolitan areas. You gotta be a bit more abrasive when it comes to things like getting around. |
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Sep 11 2012, 04:58
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BlorgAlmighty
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All I can say is that shit like that wouldn't have happened in Korea.
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