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post Aug 8 2012, 05:46
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I wonder what my esper power would be? Because I certainly wouldn't be working for the Church and magic is for faggots. So esper because SCIENCE!, bitches.
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post Aug 8 2012, 06:04
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Also espers don't have to do stupid magic circles and shit.
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post Aug 8 2012, 06:36
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Grimoires? Fuck that shit. I'll cast Fireball with my BRAIN.
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post Aug 8 2012, 06:45
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I tap ten mana.

Cast fireball.

Nine damage.

What now?

WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKER?
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post Aug 8 2012, 06:49
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QUOTE(noahbody @ Aug 8 2012, 00:45) *

I tap ten mana.

Cast fireball.

Nine damage.

What now?

WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKER?


I roll a four and parry your spell, retaliating with 13 points of damage?
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post Aug 8 2012, 06:51
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I USE TELEPORT TO AVOID THAT FIREBALL.

AND I CAN TELEPORT INFINITY TIMES PLUS ONE BITCH.

CAUSE I'M KUROKO.

NOT SOME MUSUJIME WHO CAN'T EVEN TELEPORT HERSELF.
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post Aug 8 2012, 06:58
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QUOTE(Robbie Pie @ Aug 7 2012, 21:49) *

I roll a four and parry your spell, retaliating with 13 points of damage?


MY PERFECT PLAN. NOOOOO!


p.s.: I like swords welcome to Corneria.
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post Aug 8 2012, 07:46
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Gunchucks > swordchucks
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post Aug 8 2012, 07:49
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Gunsword > Chucksword > Chuck E. Cheese
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post Aug 8 2012, 08:23
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How is Chuck E. Cheese even still in business?
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post Aug 8 2012, 08:27
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I loved that place as a kid. They had a Simpsons arcade game. Many quarters were spent on that game. :3
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post Aug 8 2012, 08:35
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I took one of my little cousins to a birthday party being held at one and they didn't have any good games anymore. Just the generic skeeball and ticket-spewing machines. My nostalgia was disappoint.
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post Aug 8 2012, 08:42
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That is tragic.

I weep for 'merica.
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post Aug 8 2012, 09:02
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This is why America is failing. Our children can't even enjoy good rodent-mascoted pizza and arcade establishments anymore.
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post Aug 8 2012, 09:10
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But the important question is are those pizzas abomination that would turn even God away in disgust, with crusts replaced by miniature cheese-and-salsa-stuffed miniature hot dogs that have been deep fried twice before being basted with bacon sauce?
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post Aug 8 2012, 09:19
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Mmmm..... Bacon sauce.
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post Aug 8 2012, 09:23
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And you can dip it in bacon grease! :D
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post Aug 8 2012, 09:26
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Bacon grease is second only to duck fat.
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post Aug 8 2012, 09:30
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Mix the two, add some fine wine, pour the mixture over cheese. Fry cheese in a Greek-style [en.wikipedia.org] saganaki* and serve.

* I initially searched Google for Nagasaki since I couldn't remember what it was called. Insensitive story.
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post Aug 8 2012, 17:06
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I've never been to Chuckie E. Cheeses. I hear their pizza is godawful.
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