[X] My Assistant

Blame Russia for not having anything good. Want something to be "Russian"? Put fucking vodka and caviar on it.
The alcohol cooks out, leaving only a faint flavor without the burning in the gravy. Cooking with spirits works when done correctly.

BOOLIT.

But they have great Zobakens.

But are Zobakens actually good?

They're so Zobaken, you'd think they're So Bad, Ken*!

* The joke here is that that's the only sounding I could think of.

But are Zobakens actually good?

Bitch, please... They're like Frosted Flakes. Vaf-vaf.

Has anyone here had potato alcohol?

If so, does it taste like potatoes?

If so, what if we added gravy and cheese alcohol to potato alcohol and got alcoholine?

You mean vodka?

Yes, that, rum and schnapps happen to be my favorites

Alcohol is like... alcoholic.

BLAM.

Bitch, please... They're like Frosted Flakes. Vaf-vaf.

Don't know if want.

Frosted Flakes are pretty okay. I like 'em cereal-wise.

Vodka is not made of potatoes. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

;_;

Potatoes are the peoples' food.

VODKA IS THE PEOPLES' DRINK.

My God I feel myself craving more To Aru Majutsu no Index.

FUCK. FUCK.

WHY NO THIRD SEASON?

Blorg go watch Railgun damn it. It's better than Index. When have I ever made a bad recommendation to you?

Don't know if want.

Zobakens are more than good. They're grrrreat!

Frosted Flakes are pretty okay. I like 'em cereal-wise.

I like me some Honey Nut Chex, Raisin Bran Crunch and Oh's.

Vodka is not made of potatoes. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

;_;

Okay, so maybe it's more the potato peelings than the actual potato.

Blorg go watch Railgun damn it. It's better than Index. When have I ever made a bad recommendation to you?

Very well once I get home I'll DL that shit and watch the fuck out of it.

But I'll still regret my loss of Index.

Okay, so maybe it's more the potato peelings than the actual potato.

I was joking, Mr. Shine. It probably is potato. I remember hearing that somewhere.

Mr. Shine, him diamond.

Very well once I get home I'll DL that shit and watch the fuck out of it.

But I'll still regret my loss of Index.

Blorg, you should really download Railgun. It's brilliant.

This is my canned response to you until you have sex with Railgun.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Aug 8 2012, 03:53

noah what is the factor of pi?

Blorg, you should really download Railgun. It's brilliant.

noah I'm going to watch Railgun so stop that.

Blorg, you should really download Railgun. It's brilliant.

God dammit noah talk to me.

Blorg, you should really download Railgun. It's brilliant.

noah I'm thinking of jumping off a building.

Blorg, you should really download Railgun. It's brilliant.

*Splat*

Blorg, you should really download Railgun. It's brilliant.

Blorg, you should really download Railgun. It's brilliant.

GRARARARARARARARARARARAR.

I'll pull an Accelerator and go all angeltalk on you.

Mr. Shine, him diamond.

If you know anything about African culture, you'd see how delightfully racist this is.