[X] My Assistant

Pics as proof pls.

He's far too busy brushing his hair in the mirror while dancing and lip-syncing to I'm Sexy And I Know It to bother taking pictures.

Keeping all the goods to himself. Disgraceful.

Roberto, you are interesting.

You are diamond.

Your name is now Mr. Shine.

So, Mr. Shine. Back when you were kid shine, what did you want to be when you grew up ?

This post has been edited by noahbody: Aug 7 2012, 20:44

Furniture polish.

He's far too busy brushing his hair in the mirror while dancing and lip-syncing to I'm Sexy And I Know It to bother taking pictures.

LMFAO is awful :C

Roberto, you are interesting.

You are diamond.

Your name is now Mr. Shine.

So, Mr. Shine. Back when you were kid shine, what did you want to be when you grew up ?

Not black, so people would stop calling me shine :C

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Aug 7 2012, 21:51

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But enough talk about me. Please tell me a little bit about yourself.

Finished To Aru Majutsu no Index Season 2 just a little while ago. I'm guessing that goes up to Volume 13 of the light novels and some of the SS side story book.

I'm glad I made the choice to watch the anime because I really couldn't bring myself to finish Volume 11 in Korean.

Why did I press the play button? I knew it was going to be some loud, obnoxious weeb crap, and yet I clicked on it.

Because it was a Blorg post. Truly it is a frightening power. I must do my utmost to reign it in.

As my Uncle Benford once said, "With great power comes great diabeetus."

Is your uncle a weeb, too?

He was before the Soviet Party got to him.

Now he's a fine, upstanding member of society LONG LIVE PUTIN.

Mmm... Poutine.

Put what in?

Penis?

Vagina?

Jam?

This post has been edited by noahbody: Aug 8 2012, 02:23

Silence noah you do not mock the almighty poutine by using innuendo to make a dirty joke.

Vladimir Poutine -- Beef gravy with vodka, tvorog cheese, and caviar on new potato pomme frites.

I should get some at diner tamale for breakfast.

Vladimir Poutine -- Beef gravy with vodka, tvorog cheese, and caviar on new potato pomme frites.

God, that sounds repugnant.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Aug 8 2012, 02:30

Why would you want to sully good poutine with nasty alcohol?

God, that sounds repugnant.

Blame Russia for not having anything good. Want something to be "Russian"? Put fucking vodka and caviar on it.

Why would you want to sully good poutine with nasty alcohol?

The alcohol cooks out, leaving only a faint flavor without the burning in the gravy. Cooking with spirits works when done correctly.

Blame Russia for not having anything good.

But they have great Zobakens.