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Hahahaha

Laughed Noah.

Then he cried because his literary genius does not compare.

Then Noah became a cockroach because some popular book has that in it.

I am lower than a cockroach so low you might as well call me a vaginaroach.

The joke is funny because I am being sexist and a misogynist.

I read The Metamorphosis once. WTF.

Metamorphosis is anime of the 50s.

These days the man would turn into a tentacle.

They already did that.

Yeah, it was called School Days.

You see, because the main character was a SUCKER.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho I am so ashamed of myself.

My school days were not at all like School Days D:

My high school days were nothing like Azumanga Daioh. ;_;

I think mine were. If I were Osaka.

And Osaka was an antisocial creeper who leered at all the girls.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Aug 7 2012, 06:42

My high school days were nothing like Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou.

Neither were mine but I emphasize anyways. It's false nostalgia.

Speaking of nostalgia and high school, one of my old teachers sent me the video of one of our scholastic trivia bowl matches since the school was getting rid of them. It was the one where I single-handedly shut out the other team. I'm surprised they're getting rid of this one, its a record of motherfucking awesome in action.

My life is like a porno.

Without the sex.

Speedy Gonzales.

My life is like a porno.

Without the sex.

Speedy Gonzales.

Y U NO HAIKU ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO HAIKU

Derpymal wrote on this thread.

Because Haiku sucks.

Why no haiku?
Cause I'm not a daiku (dyke).
My name is Mike.

Though you can't see it
I am wearing my lab coat
Because I'm awesome

Haikus are real dumb
Some putz made a thread for them
To which I pwnd them

Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody Noahbody

But enough talk about me. Please tell me a little bit about yourself.

I'm pretty uninteresting, which okay since still I'm pretty.