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> Lurking with Blorg the Almighty, I'm not dead you fucks.

 
post Aug 7 2012, 04:15
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Fool! Jordana was working for me this entire time! For you see... Jordana wanted REVENGE! On you! For the murder of Fredrick de Gonzales, the Dog Whisperer!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I HOLD THE TRUE SECRET IN MY HANDS! AND THE FOOL NEVER EVEN REALIZED THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO TRULY MURDERED FREDRICK!

Wait... what's this? A cable?

NO! Everything I just said is a lie made by Melvin to discredit me! No Jordana put down that gun!

No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*BANG*

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:23
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What a farce Norbert! Or should I say Norbert's evil twin, Corbert, who is an expert in special effects.

I know that blood is but ketchup, because your third wife twice removed, Catherine told me everything. EVERYTHING. I know Jordana is quadruple timing me. I know everything Corbert. Even about the cloning machine you have hidden in the basement.

I would have called the police if you didn't have them all in your employ. YES, Catherine told me about that too.

So, I have poisoned your Dr. Pepper, and you will be dead in 5 minutes Corbert.

OR....

DID I PERHAPS ACCIDENTALLY POISON MY OWN DR. PEPPER?

CURSE YOU CORBERT! GAK! UGH!

Sorry, hairball.

CURSE YOU!

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:26
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A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I win!

Now I must- wait, what's this?

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TURNING INTO A TREE I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROKEN MY END OF THE DEAL WITH ZEUS.

DAMN YOU GREEK GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS.

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:31
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I have come back to life after a deal with Bellerophon, deity of gigantic breasts.

More specifically I have returned as the third breast on that chick from Total Recall. Not the shitty remake, the one with teen heartthrob Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I said I'd be back. Hahahahaha.

Wait, no I didn't.

What have you done with me, tree-Blorg Corbert? Why have you forsaken me?

What we had was marvellous. The skies, the trees, the fields. I wouldn't change it for the world. But then you worled it for some change. And now I left my cds in your house and you are DEAD. And I am a pair of sagging breasts, because the original total recall was in the 80s.

Meranina will never forgive us Blorg. Return to us so that we may fight Chthulu himself for a pair of socks.
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post Aug 7 2012, 04:32
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Someone told me the Riddler was the final villain in Dark Knight Rises.

I saw nary a sign of that fucker.

That bitch lied to me.
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post Aug 7 2012, 04:36
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Neil Patrick Harrison played the Riddler.

He was there after the fourth secret ending. Right after Bruce Woyne met with Bruce Boner in the Schwarma place.

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:38
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Lies. The Dark Knight Rises is a metaphor for the War on Terror. Nolan would have never filmed Shawarma into the flick because everyone knows that's Arab food. Osama probably ate that stuff man that ain't cool.
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post Aug 7 2012, 04:40
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Little do you know that it is Nolan's plan to change the Shwarma name to Freedom Lambs and mass market it in the US.

Who's giggling like a schoolgirl now?
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post Aug 7 2012, 04:43
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James Holmes.

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:44
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Chile con Carne.

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:49
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JOE CHILL?

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD.

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:51
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JOE AND THE COCKROACHES

MEN IN BLACK

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:52
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TONY ZUCCO

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD.

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:53
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COCK.

PENIS.

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:54
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A

B

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:55
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Apple

Day

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Cival

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post Aug 7 2012, 04:57
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Supersize

Me

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Superman

Robin

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