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post Jul 30 2012, 03:25
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I'm older than you. Think about that.
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post Jul 30 2012, 03:27
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You're an old man.

Also, despite having gone out drinking numerous times I still can't bring myself to enjoy alcohol.

At least I have incredible tolerance to getting drunk.
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post Jul 30 2012, 03:41
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QUOTE(derpymal @ Jul 29 2012, 18:25) *

I'm older than you. Think about that.


You're older than me too, eh?

OLD NOAH ISN'T SO OLD NOW GET OFF MY LAWN.


p.s.: Yamada is cute
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post Jul 30 2012, 04:35
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TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC.


p.s.: Yamada is Yamada
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post Jul 30 2012, 05:12
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On today's episode of guess the age: CMal.

First guess: 84*


* That is two years older than old man Noah.

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post Jul 30 2012, 05:14
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Second Guess: C + M + A + L = 3 + 12 + 1 + 11 = 27

MATH.
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post Jul 30 2012, 05:20
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Dear Advertisers,

I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on televison again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.
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post Jul 30 2012, 05:27
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You kids these days and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination and your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your - hey, why did it fade to black? Am I dead?
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post Jul 30 2012, 05:36
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Oh noah you and your Naruto Abridged references.
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post Jul 30 2012, 05:39
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QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Jul 29 2012, 20:36) *

DAVID BOWIE


Indeed.
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post Jul 30 2012, 05:41
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DAVID-BOWIE-SAMA-SENPAI-SAN-SAMA-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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post Jul 30 2012, 05:58
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Are we there yet Blorg? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:00
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Goddammit noah.

NINE MINUTES EIGHTEEN SECONDS NINE MINUTES EIGHTEEN SECONDS.
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:07
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QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Jul 29 2012, 21:00) *

Goddammit noah.

NINE MINUTES EIGHTEEN SECONDS NINE MINUTES EIGHTEEN SECONDS.


What's that Blorggeta?
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:09
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HAPPIEST. MOMENT. OF. MY. LIFE.
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:09
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OOOOH, A FRISBEE BLORGGETTA!
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:17
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NO DON'T TOUCH IT NOAH IT'S A TRICK.
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:19
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BUT BLORGGETTA...


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TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS...
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:20
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ON SECOND THOUGHT NOAH CATCH IT. CATCH IT WITH YOUR TEETH.
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post Jul 30 2012, 06:21
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I saw David Bowie so I will repost this thing from my Facebook Timeline or whatever it is called now:

Something I just noticed. In The Venture Bros episode 'Dia de Los Dangerous' The Monarch had buck teeth, but he quickly loses them from his character design. In 'Are You There God? It's Me, Dean' a little line thrown in the episode mentions that he only joined the Guild of Calamitous Intent "to get the full dental and partial health package."
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