[X] My Assistant

Noah, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Trying is the first step towards failure

Let me handle this, Guys. I've heard them all: "I like you as a friend," "I think we should see other people," "I no speak English," "I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will," and if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

Kids are great, Raab. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the internet and all.

That was the best episode of Impy and Chimpy I ever saw!

Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! HAHA!

The code of the schoolyard, *mal! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let’s see. Don’t tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England...

This perpetual motion machine rad made is a joke: It just keeps going faster and faster. Rad, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.

Yeah, Doujin Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Oh, I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

Rad, he prefers the company of men.

Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!

I'm the first non-Brazillian person to travel backwards through time

Noah, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

You know, Noah, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Rob, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something

Blorginator! Give me the number for 911!

You couldn't fool your Blorg on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine

Blorg and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then he got his eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for him.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Jul 29 2012, 06:18