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post Jul 27 2012, 02:21
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Blorg if an unfortunate accident left you with a super power and a crippling weakness you didn't have prior, then how many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie pop?
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post Jul 27 2012, 02:36
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Well you leave out a bunch of details so I guess I'll have to fill in the blanks by myself.

I'll assume that the accident caught me off guard. In that case, we can rule out sudden case of throat cutting because I never leave my neck vulnerable, as well as car crash because I look both ways before crossing the street as well as an extra third direction, above, in case a car falls on my head. This means the only accident that can feasibly occur to me is being hit by a bolt of lightning mid-winter as I frolic through a field of flowers.

The electricity will fuse my body with the common snowdrop flower, granting me the power to spread white power propaganda to the masses, allowing for a revolution to end the reverse-racism that has been plaguing America ever since that Kenyan Muslim took power and returning the country to its former glory under the GOP.

However, the scent of burning flesh will forever be seared into my head, and I will never again be able to eat grilled freshwater tuna ever again, the very sight of which will fill me with nausea.

The answer to your question then is zero, because as a white power propaganda machine I will not lower myself to eating something just to get at its chocolate center because chocolate is a black terrorist keyword.
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post Jul 27 2012, 02:39
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Dearest Blorg,

















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post Jul 27 2012, 02:41
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Dearest noah,

You are not Blorg.

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post Jul 27 2012, 02:48
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Do you plan on eradicating the more swarthy races or are you going to use them to power Hadron Collider so that you may travel in time to find a cure for your nausea so that you may once again enjoy grilled homosexuals?
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post Jul 27 2012, 02:52
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post Jul 27 2012, 02:53
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QUOTE(Robbie Pie @ Jul 26 2012, 20:48) *

Do you plan on eradicating the more swarthy races or are you going to use them to power Hadron Collider so that you may travel in time to find a cure for your nausea so that you may once again enjoy grilled homosexuals?

What no I'm not a racist I don't want to kill non-white I just want to enslave them.
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post Jul 27 2012, 03:01
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No one should user Cern's Large Hadron Collider anyhow: not after what those bastards did to my Yushi.
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post Jul 27 2012, 03:36
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Tuturu~

THEORY: The plot of Steins;Gate was resolved because Mayushii made a contract with QB, her wish being that Okarin would be able to save her.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:08
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Mayushii is too old: QB is the Katanashi of retarded cats.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:12
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KURISU-SAN WA KAWAII NA~
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:14
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QUOTE(noahbody @ Jul 26 2012, 22:08) *

Mayushii is too old: QB is the Katanashi of retarded cats.

Age has nothing to do with it. Mayushii isn't small and cute anymore.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:16
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK 'MAL.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:17
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No. She's too tall.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:18
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Mayushii is incredibly cute what series are you watching you want to have a go at it we are now mortal enemies why am I not using punctuation what the dick
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:20
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QUOTE(noahbody @ Jul 26 2012, 22:18) *

Mayushii is incredibly cute what series are you watching you want to have a go at it we are now mortal enemies why am I not using punctuation what the dick

QUOTE(derpymal @ Jul 26 2012, 22:17) *

She's too tall.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:23
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Right that's It I'm going to give you a damn good trashing
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:25
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I'm not the one who made the standards, Takanashi did. Big and cute != small and cute.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:28
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Popura-chan was 'big' in a way too but qualified as small.

SO THERE.
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post Jul 27 2012, 04:31
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Yamada is short?

Why does Katanashi not like Yamada? ;_;

Sha-sha-shambarire!! ;_;
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