I do believe that I probably would become a fan if I watched it, but the mind is stubborn. For now.
Also I like feeling hipster and since MLP is so mainstream I'll gain indie cred by not watching it.
Either that or watching like the original shitty cartoons way before Friendship Is Mystical.
This I mention that an episode of MLP:FiM is ten times more effective than any depression medication and has little to no of the possible side effects aside from addiction?
This I mention that an episode of MLP:FiM is ten times more effective than any depression medication and has little to no of the possible side effects aside from addiction?
I dunno, ponies have driven people to do things before.
A wise man once told me that if you want to slam, first of all you have got to jam. Nothing in this world is truly easy - if something seems easy, it is only because much hard work went into making it easy, creating a type of paradox I like to call Tofu Logic.
You see, Tofu Logic dictates that tofu, a bean-based curd food product, is immune to logic in all forms. However, Tofu Logic itself is a logic, and if Tofu Logic is true then Tofu Logic is simultaneously not true, since tofu should not be affected by Tofu Logic. In that case tofu should be affected by logic, in which case Tofu Logic should be in effect, but that just means... and so on. But I digress.
Life isn't easy, 413. Sometimes it likes to throw a pile of feces at you. Or, if it's feeling particularly cruel, it'll fashion a bunch of mud into the shape of a human being and send it to DC where it can run for Congress as a member of the GOP. Yet, it is through trials and tribulations and ace attorney and justice for all that we become stronger as human beings.
Take flowers for example. A flower kept inside and raised with love and care will grow up to be weak and fragile, whereas a flower in the wild will grow strong as it braves winds, storms, sleet and snow, provided that it manages to survive all these things. And those odds are probably extremely high. I mean, I see flowers outside everyday, so yeah. Which isn't to say that people shouldn't be brought up with love and care, but that... I... yeah, I really dunno what I'm saying at this point.
But the point is what matters and the point is that the hardships of life keep us strong. Each stupid Republican you survive through gives you +1 to your stupidity resistance and once you've managed to accumulate over a hundred of those you'll actually start absorbing the damage, allowing you to aggro and tank the House of Commons whilst your teammates cast Legislation Swarm and Wrath of Veto and all that.
Jobs are hard to get and even harder to maintain. But the experiences you gain as you seek them will help you, even if it is in the slightest of ways. Life is but a video game without a reset button and crappier loot drops - none of the homeless people I bashed to death ever dropped anything more than some money and a knife or two - and your objective is not to win the game but to survive it.
There is very little else I can say on the subject, seeing as I am the encouragement talking guy that noah is. All I can say is that you've got to give it your all.
As for an actual date, I cannot say, but I'd say November 18th might be a good day as any. Hopefully I'll be awake then; I plan on hibernating but please, I beg of you, wake me up when September ends.
Stab your face with a knife, where normal people have mouths. I think it's like in the forehead area? Fuck that stupid computer, you're not going to be kept from screaming just because a goddamn AI turned you into goo.
Lurking with Blorg the Almighty, I'm not dead you fucks.
Jul 26 2012, 04:00
