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I didn't wear pants for most of today. Histoire vraie.

Still thinking about committing suicide?

On the daily. By the way, if my signature looks twacked, I had to adjust some shit, so go ahead and clear cache refresh.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jul 23 2012, 07:18

I didn't wear pants for most of today. Histoire vraie.

Pants are proof of man's great capability for both good and evil. By not wearing them, you declare yourself to be beyond mortal reproach.

What's it mean to go commando then?

That is declaring yourself beyond the fabrics of reality. You do not spite God, you whip out your dick and whip his mother in the face with it before forcing his father to give you a blowjob. It is the alpha, the omega, the aloe vera. To deny with your entire being the notion that we exist. It is a yearning for a return to the zero from where we came, a siren's song extolling the fallacy of civilization.

That is what it means to go commando.

I was now trying to think why it is called "going commando." My best guess in regards to the etymology is that you release your solid snake in the middle of your forest to combat the overwhelming forces of friction.

Or maybe in Ye Oldene Dayes, underpants was optional equipment for commandos.

But I like Blorg's answer better.

This post has been edited by derpymal: Jul 24 2012, 03:03

No[ah]body likes Noahbody's answers :<

Dearest Ser Blorg of the Fripplands, is this my last post here for ever?

<Dark wings, dark words.>

No.

So sayeth Blorg son of Blorg son of Blorg daughter of Blorg.

Fuck I hate not having Internet access at work. 2 hours without it while it was being worked on and it was all I could do to keep myself from falling asleep.

Also I was in a bad mood yesterday because I hadn't taken my depression medication for like a week. Totally grumpy and shit at work. I got called out on it later by a friend who told me I shouldn't stop taking it whenever I feel like doing so.

He's right...

Also I was in a bad mood yesterday because I hadn't taken my depression medication for like a week. Totally grumpy and shit at work. I got called out on it later by a friend who told me I shouldn't stop taking it whenever I feel like doing so.

Depression meds are for the birds.

<By which I mean females because I live in the 1950s.>

I... I'm a time traveler?

MARTY! MARTY! WE'VE DONE IT!

<Blorg has not actually seen Back to the Future.>

The first one is okay.

The second one is not as good.

The third one is a pile of wet garbage left out in the hot, midday sun for a few hours. Also there are dead rotting carcasses underneath that pile of wet garbage and maybe a few used diapers, both for infants and seniors.

I guess what I am trying to say is that the third one stinks...

I never knew they made a second or third. Guess that's why I've not heard of them.

I never knew they made a second or third. Guess that's why I've not heard of them.

... The first movie has "To Be Continued..." at the end of it.

You're so amazingly stupid it hurts.

Michael J. Fox isn't a very good actor.

Michael J. Fox isn't a very good actor.

His career has been shaky at best.

I love the previous three posts.