Unlike the people around here that refuse to learn how to localize dialogue to sound natural, I actually like things to sound correct in my native tongue.
Unlike the people around here that refuse to learn how to localize dialogue to sound natural, I actually like things to sound correct in my native tongue.
I do care as well, but alas, I sometimes fail critically.
These days, the commoners (also known as the generics) care all about the who. So they rig their cellphones to alert them to who is calling-slash-texting them. Girlfriend send you a text? Some cutesy cupid lovey-dovey voice telling you that you've got mail. Mom calling you? Theme to Jaws.
But what these inferior mongrels don't get is that the who isn't as important as the when. Sure, it's nice to know who's calling you. But you know what's even better? Not having "Fuck Da Police" blaring on your phone during an important business meeting with your boss, whose policeman son was gunned down in the line of duty.
You see, people are mortal, and like all things in existence, will die. For with strange aeons even death may die. What doesn't die? TIME.
TIME DOES NOT DIE. TIME DOES NOT EXIST IN A STATE OF BEING, IT SIMPLY IS. EVEN THE GODS ARE BUT SPECKS OF DUST IN THE GREAT AND VAST DESSERT SUNDAE THAT IS TIME. MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND I'M LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS.
You do not have a fresh face. Set your alerts based on the time of the day, and if people object, don't give them said time of the day.
My regular ringtone is too awesome to be giving people their own custom ringtones and it is instrumental so none of this lyrics faggotry. What I need is a short tone for when I stuff happens like a new text or email or voicemail, etc.
Ohey people, As I saw a recent influx of retards-popping-in-unannounced I thought I'd stroll the streets of Forumborough on this cool yet warm early summer evening, and, well, I heard that massive circlejerk going on in that church and saw the bukkakke feast around that poster with that chinese name whose mannerisms seem strangely familliar and akin to those of a long dead familliar but then I remembered that I'm on the edge and not that interested in staying forever either, so I figured the best way to have something interesting to leave as I go would be advertising the Megacon i recently sold my soul to.
Mal, I storngly recommend you considering an appointment there... They might even have a job for Rad!
This post has been edited by Cloudkitty: Apr 18 2013, 01:18
My regular ringtone is too awesome to be giving people their own custom ringtones and it is instrumental so none of this lyrics faggotry. What I need is a short tone for when I stuff happens like a new text or email or voicemail, etc.
Record your own voice grumpily saying "No." Set that for everything.
I gravitate toward video game sound effects myself. No More Heroes had some great fau-chiptune stuff.
Lurking with Blorg the Almighty, I'm not dead you fucks.
Apr 14 2013, 15:37
