[X] My Assistant

The neighbors have a washing machine with an agitator. During the wash cycle it makes a distinct creaking noise that I thought was the sound of lovemaking. I was so relieved that I learned otherwise because it made me feel slightly insecure to not have the stamina to go for an hour and a half and the fact that the sound comes from my living room as I am watching TV with the wifey was awkward.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Feb 28 2013, 06:41

Its not awkward until there are moaning noises.

lol I can only imagine how awkward that would have been. Although to diffuse the situation you could have been like "want to try to out do them?" Let the contest begin!

lol I can only imagine how awkward that would have been. Although to diffuse the situation you could have been like "want to try to out do them?" Let the contest begin!

Did this once and it resulted in police being called, luckily, this was a regular thing with the other offending party, so the police didn't really care anymore. Warnings were issued (disturbing the peace, or something like that), sneers were given, and satisfaction was had. This was also the only time I needed bandages after sex, my partner got way to excited (she was one of those biters/scratchers).

lol I can only imagine how awkward that would have been. Although to diffuse the situation you could have been like "want to try to out do them?" Let the contest begin!

There's an idea. I should've tried that and make enough noise with wall-to-wal activities.

I miss Brolg :<

;_;

Brolg is a place for friends :3

Brolg sounds like a Viking name. :3

Brolg Brolgsson, mightiest of Viking warriors. Some say he swam across the English Channel, using only his penis. And that he once punched a bear for shitting in his backyard.

BRlog, the huehuehueest

Global Mods need to be postin' more in this thread of mine.

Gives me street cred.

BRlog, the huehuehueest

Alguem BR?
Gibe moni plos.
I report yu.

Global Mods need to be postin' more in this thread of mine.

Gives me street cred.

Soup Blorg. Long time no Blarg.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Mar 4 2013, 05:17

And that he once punched a bear for shitting in his backyard.

I heard he was living in the woods when that happened. Given where bears are said to shit normally, that seems like entrapment.

"That awkward moment at the feminist Community Picnic, when everyone realizes that no one made sandwiches."

Brolg, I am scared of Wayne Brady, but my job requires that I experience his presence. Wat do?

Dear rad,

It is a little known fact that Wayne Alphonso Brady is actually the illegitimate half-brother of youngest Academy Award for Best Actor winner Adrien Brody. Because he could never lay a claim to the noble Brody name, Wayne Brady, born Wayne Shaquille Jamal Will Smith Tyrone Mike Tyson Yoruba La'queesha Jerome Kobe Byrant Notabrody, decided that he was destined to destroy the family that had spurned him, and took upon the surname Brady, meaning "Destroyer of Traitors" in Swahili, in order to strengthen his resolve.

If you are a member of the Brody family, Wayne Brady will come crashing down on you like a fucking tsunami with the power of ten trillion suns brimming with righteous flaming fury. If you are not a Brody, however, the man has no beef* with you, and will do you no harm, as long as you do not seek to harm him. In a way, he is much like a bear - and as the old saying goes, let sleeping bears lie.

Love,
Brolg

* The term "have beef" means to be in a mutually antagonistic relationship with someone, and is often used in hip hop circles. The term itself originates from the way that beef is cooked. Scottish Philosopher Chef Gordon Ramsay once noted of beef, "[t]his ****in' beef isn't even ****in' cooked properly for ****'s sake, you bloody wankers have got this **** all ****in' wrong! Get the **** out of the kitchen you *******s, you've completely burned this ****in' **** to the **********in' ground! ****!" In this monologue, titled "A Discourse in Beef: A Critique of the Philosophy of Cooking, Wherein I Attempt to Define the Meaning of Silverware", Ramsay reminds us that the perfect steak cannot be well done, thus symbolizing that beef's fate is to forever remain never done. Thus, beef symbolizes the constant turmoil and inability to allow things to reach their natural conclusion, just as two people who have beef with one another will never be able to make peace with each other**.

** See: Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur.

How can you be afraid of Wayne Brady? He's so fabulous.

Tangentially related to Wayne Brady:
Whose Line is coming back. I am excite.

Wait seriously?

Dear rad,

It is a little known fact that Wayne Alphonso Brady is actually the illegitimate half-brother of youngest Academy Award for Best Actor winner Adrien Brody. Because he could never lay a claim to the noble Brody name, Wayne Brady, born Wayne Shaquille Jamal Will Smith Tyrone Mike Tyson Yoruba La'queesha Jerome Kobe Byrant Notabrody, decided that he was destined to destroy the family that had spurned him, and took upon the surname Brady, meaning "Destroyer of Traitors" in Swahili, in order to strengthen his resolve.

If you are a member of the Brody family, Wayne Brady will come crashing down on you like a fucking tsunami with the power of ten trillion suns brimming with righteous flaming fury. If you are not a Brody, however, the man has no beef* with you, and will do you no harm, as long as you do not seek to harm him. In a way, he is much like a bear - and as the old saying goes, let sleeping bears lie.

Love,
Brolg

* The term "have beef" means to be in a mutually antagonistic relationship with someone, and is often used in hip hop circles. The term itself originates from the way that beef is cooked. Scottish Philosopher Chef Gordon Ramsay once noted of beef, "[t]his ****in' beef isn't even ****in' cooked properly for ****'s sake, you bloody wankers have got this **** all ****in' wrong! Get the **** out of the kitchen you *******s, you've completely burned this ****in' **** to the **********in' ground! ****!" In this monologue, titled "A Discourse in Beef: A Critique of the Philosophy of Cooking, Wherein I Attempt to Define the Meaning of Silverware", Ramsay reminds us that the perfect steak cannot be well done, thus symbolizing that beef's fate is to forever remain never done. Thus, beef symbolizes the constant turmoil and inability to allow things to reach their natural conclusion, just as two people who have beef with one another will never be able to make peace with each other**.

** See: Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur.

I hope my check is in the mail.

The check is for love.

Wait seriously?

YARLY