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That is awesome! How did you manage to train him on the leash?

I bought my cat a special harness that attaches to a leash and then I got him used to it. It was funny watching him struggle for a while but when he got used to it I started walking him with progreeively longer distances. It took him about two weeks before getting the hang of cooperating while tethered to me but now he enjoys it. When I pull out the harness and leash, he 'll get excited because he knows he'll be exploring some nearby park. The upside is that my cat won't get stuck in a tree and it's funny watching a cat dangle like a kung fu actor on a wire.

Toms just naturally have a tendency to get gigantic.

My cat is naturally small. She eats a lot, but whenever she's just been the groomers and has no fur, she's so tiny. All of her apparent size is because of fluffy.

Your little queen is adorable.

Cat, what are you doing in the laundry basket. Now that has to be washed again.

That is so adorable!

I bought my cat a special harness that attaches to a leash and then I got him used to it. It was funny watching him struggle for a while but when he got used to it I started walking him with progreeively longer distances. It took him about two weeks before getting the hang of cooperating while tethered to me but now he enjoys it. When I pull out the harness and leash, he 'll get excited because he knows he'll be exploring some nearby park. The upside is that my cat won't get stuck in a tree and it's funny watching a cat dangle like a kung fu actor on a wire.

Wow, I might have to try doing that to my cat. lol it would be hilarious to see a cat doing that. Next time it happens you should get a picture.

I put my cat into the clothing of one of my sister's puppet's once.

It looked hilarious, but I felt incredibly bad at the same time, so I never did anything in that direction ever again.

Except for duct tape.
Duct tape is always funny.




Also:
Any of you folks know a playce where I can read the the walking dead novels? If that doesn't exoist , then at least a place wehre I can non-torrent download them more or less safely.

ITT Bananas.

Because everyone could use a little more banana in their lives.

A ha ha ha ha ha ha such a grumpy cat.

Also cookies.

Triple. Chocolate. Cookies.

With milk.

I like cookies. Who doesn't love cookies?!

Nazis, that's who.

Common misconception. Nazis loved cookies, they just could never make any because their ovens were otherwise occupied.

what would that taste like I wonder

Common misconception. Nazis loved cookies, they just could never make any because their ovens were otherwise occupied.

The jokes are so far from kosher but I love y'all.

SIX SEASON AND CHEVY CHASE IS SORT OF A JERK?

I've never watched Community. I barely watch any TV, actuallly but for some reason, I got hooked into watching The Walking Dead.

As I am basically the antichrist, I should change my name to antibody.

As I am basically the antichrist, I should change my name to antibody.

So you can preach about white blood cell power? Can't we all just get along?

Kiss and make up

If it involves tongue. If not, a friendly handshake via Dutch rudder because the Dutch know what's not really gay.

I kill viruses and shit and you want me to kiss?

Then who will kill the viruses?

WHOM I SAY?

(probably the other trillion antibodies)

((Gosh, this would make a horrible incredible knock knock joke))