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I recall seeing some of those assorted boxes come with a candy map to explain what each one is, but it's about as easy to navigate as a map of DC.

I love reading these things almost more than actually eating that shit.

Oh right, chocolatte.

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha coffee puns.

Lindt got it right. The variety box has like five different truffles but they all look very distinct, so you can just compare it to the picture on the key.

I'd love it even more if they would've put more than 10 fucking truffles in that whole big box. The plastic packaging takes up the majority of space inside. That's wasteful and misleading, Lindt. Shame on you.

Edit:

FourThirteen, will you be my Blorgentine?

I'm not sure what this means, but absolutely.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Feb 17 2013, 10:00

It was one of those "Wait, this stuff actually happens in real life?" events. I still think it was all made-up and our memory of how we started dating is a shared delusion.

I put it on my calender. When I got off work, my phone alarm went off to remind me. There's no way I can pass up on bargain chocolate, capitalizing on good deals are like some sort of compulsion. Sometimes, when I get one of those boxes of mystery chocolates, I'll take a bite out of a bunch of them to see what's inside and then put the other half back. Because I'm a troll. :3

Are you one of those extreme couponers? If so teach me your ways so that I may also have a storeroom full of free laundry detergent and cookies!

No, no couponing. I'm more of a target of opportunity type. And also I buy in bulk. I'm too busy with other things to spend hours amassing, scouring for, and using coupons for the sake of using coupons.

No, no couponing. I'm more of a target of opportunity type. And also I buy in bulk. I'm too busy with other things to spend hours amassing, scouring for, and using coupons for the sake of using coupons.

I would do that if we had a Costco around here. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) I did watch a couple episodes of that extreme couponing show. crazy, I wish I had that much dedication to getting free stuff.

It's not dedication, it's OCD. When you but 50 bags of dog food and 100 cans of cat food and have no pets, you may have a problem.

I suppose but I have a cat and dog and free pet food would be nice

One of my neighbors feeds his cat dog food. As a result, his cat is huge. True story.

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what the fuck?

Are you sure he didn't just feed the dog to the cat?

It was a pretty big dog.

he had Left overs has the neighborhood cats over had a party

I like my pussycats svelte so I feed 'em wet food. Didn't work on my tomcat, though. The little guy is pleasantly plump.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Feb 21 2013, 07:09

Svelete?

Kudos to you for using a word that I don't see often.

Thank you?

EDIT: I am chock full of obscure words and esoteric referrences.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Feb 21 2013, 07:11

I like my pussycats svelte so I feed 'em wet food. Didn't work on my tomcat, though. The little guy is pleasantly plump.

Yeah our male cat is plump too, don't know what to do we've put him on a diet but then he started to eat the dogs food.

That's hillarious. Speaking of cats behaving like dogs, my tomcat is leash trained. I walk him around to give the neighbors a righteous mindfuck.

That is awesome! How did you manage to train him on the leash?

Toms just naturally have a tendency to get gigantic.

My cat is naturally small. She eats a lot, but whenever she's just been the groomers and has no fur, she's so tiny. All of her apparent size is because of fluffy.