[X] My Assistant

In light of my recent firing by Rad and Isis, I have decided to change my name and profession.

I shall henceforth be known as Dr. Faggot Mcnïggerstein, Attorney at Law.

Signed,

Dr. Faggot Mcnïggerstein, Attorney at Law.

Cosigned,

Vakuen

EDIT: nïgger is still censored? What are we, 12?

This post has been edited by noahbody: Feb 7 2013, 22:35

Yes, the most common racial epithet involving solely bunny bunnies is still censored.

But not spic, or kike, or wop, or gook, or chink, or hadji, or chug, or mudbone, or mick, or anything else because American black people are apparently more important and must be protected more than any other race or nationality. When, in reality, a fair portion of American black people simply just suck and should be castigated and spoke down to so they can't poison this country with their bullshit any more.

It's like Chris Rock says, I love black people, but I hate nïggers.

This post has been edited by radixius: Feb 7 2013, 23:13

Apparently faggot is also okay.

I still remember how this got censored. I think Paddy and I made fun of this user who happened to be black, and we called him a nïgger, which hey, we called everyone.

Dude complains to Tenboro because calling him a nïgger caused him brain hemorrhage or something. I think that day, he cried all over his KFC Watermelon. Because, OPPRESSION, man. We basically flogged him and made him pick cotton, because that's what calling someone a nïgger signifies.

I think Paddy got banned for that, which I don't understand, because I was way more of an asshole to the black dude than he was.

Anyway, this forum be trippin' yo.

Signed,

Dr. Faggot McNïggetstein, Attorney at Law.

Actually, I think it was all BunBeryl's fault.

You can't fire me, I'm union.

Where are you letting us go to? Can it be Disneyland?

OH, you wanted Disney land.... it's sea world

In light of my recent firing by Rad and Isis, I have decided to change my name and profession.

Hey I was just the messenger. So ya know don't shoot me.

You can't fire me, I'm union.

Until the company closes and everyone in the union is basically fired. Just like Hostess. Nice job fags look what happens when you don't cave you get fired anyway. You wanted more money well hows no money

Actually, I think it was all BunBeryl's fault.

How'd he manage that feat, then?

OH, you wanted Disney land.... it's sea world

Sea world is good too. As long as it's not Six Fags.

- Dr. Faggot McNïggerstein, Attorney at Law

How'd he manage that feat, then?

Fancy-ass heeb methods.

Sea world is good too. As long as it's not Six Fags.

Sorry, Sea world is closed that day.
Now we are going to Six Flag's.. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

GNOIEHGOS*ETY)WH#JTJ

Went to library after class yesterday at 4:30 pm, planning on studying for exam 10:00 am today.

Stayed at library 17 hours. Just before I leave, around 9:40 or so I check my university E-mail.

Find an E-mail from the prof saying class is cancelled for the day because of weather... 2 hours ago.

Walk outside, find out it's true. Weather is fucked up. So much snow. And it keeps coming. And it'll keep coming. And coming. And coming.

Now it's 10:30 am and I'm home.

Fuck.

LOL snow. LOL Canada.

That was an ICE BURN.

Get it?

ICE? SNOW? CANADA?

CAUSE SALMON MOUSSE.

DAMN IT TO HADES I AM FLYING THROUGH TORONTO IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS WEEK IF MY FLIGHT GETS CANCELLED I'M KILLING SOMEBODY

I've been awake for like 26 hours now.

I will achieve godhood.

Sorry, Sea world is closed that day.
Now we are going to Six Flag's.. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

On the upside you'll get a voucher for 1 free soda at the six flags (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

DAMN IT TO HADES I AM FLYING THROUGH TORONTO IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS WEEK IF MY FLIGHT GETS CANCELLED I'M KILLING SOMEBODY

Well tis better to be grounded and live than to fly and die

I've been awake for like 26 hours now.
I will achieve godhood.

I thought you already had...I've been lied to (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I've been awake for like 26 hours now.

I will achieve godhood.

When you do, use Poseidon's rage. Best way to kill Ares.

Well tis better to be grounded and live than to fly and die

My boss said that once to me. I still would rather risk flying. It's a precision engineered 20 ton piece of metal; pretty sure some snowflakes ain't gonna phase it any more than using your cellphone during flight would.

I've been awake for like 26 hours now.

I will achieve godhood.

Go for 72.

I dozed off for like 30 minutes I think.

Then you have failed. You must start over.

Hey. Hey guys. Guys. I just realized something guys. My significant other and I will have been dating for ten years at the end of the month. WTF.