QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Jul 19 2012, 20:24)

Portland was originally a place with beautiful, nubile women. The Red Light District of America, it was first named Pertland. However, once the Moral Guardians caught wind of it, they started a terrifying campaign involving Jesus stickers and "Think of the children" bumpers, and Pertland hastily changed its name to Portland, while remaining a red light district.
Their mission accomplished, the moral guardians gave themselves a hearty pat on the back and had sex with paid hookers.
Oh Blorg, You so Smart. (IMG:[
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