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I want takoyaki. So fucking expensive here.

$4.99 for six pieces? What the shit?

Back in Korea I could get 15 for that amount, and they actually had decent-sized pieces o' octopus in them you motherfuckers.

DESPITE BEING SLIGHTLY SMALLER IN SIZE.

SERIOUSLY CANADA WHAT THE FUCK.

I can't even get those here. If I want takoyaki, I either have to make them myself or drive to the other side of town and buy a bag of frozen ones from the only Japanese grocery in my city.

I should teach my lab assistant how to make them so she can do it for me. :3

Open zipper, whip out trouser snake?

That went poorly the last few times I tried. The openings in the fabric never quite overlap properly, so they kind of strangle it. I could spend an extra few seconds trying to pry it open further, but I'd much rather just be comfortable and let my nads breathe a bit. Besides, if I can't take my penis and balls out at work, then Al Quaeda wins.

At least you don't have to wear button flies, 413. It's very inconvenient especially after several beers.

Relating to that, my girlfriend has a pair of jeans with a two-button and zipper combo. I'd never seen this fly configuration before. I discovered it for the first time while we were fooling around. I got it eventually, but I spent a few good seconds just fumbling around going "What sorcery is this?!"

Relating to that, my girlfriend has a pair of jeans with a two-button and zipper combo. I'd never seen this fly configuration before. I discovered it for the first time while we were fooling around. I got it eventually, but I spent a few good seconds just fumbling around going "What sorcery is this?!"

Some dress pants come with multiple buttons (I've got several pairs with two buttons and one of those sliding clasps and a few more with just one button and clasp), but they're all along the waist. Was the second button along the fly? Because that's voodoo right there.

Was the second button along the fly? Because that's voodoo right there.

Usually used as a fashion statement, but also usually on female fashion.
Does 413 have a secret to confess? :3

Does 413 have a secret to confess? :3

Not unless you have reading comprehension problems.

Of course, if I were secretly a girl and then revealed that fact, it might be amusing to watch the waves of GOTIS wash over Gen Chat.


Edit:
I appear to have one pair of dress slacks with a button and clasp on the waist. What the fuck is the point of that? Some powerful businessman afraid that his monster cock will escape and ruin a board meeting?

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jan 12 2013, 08:25

I appear to have one pair of dress slacks with a button and clasp on the waist. What the fuck is the point of that? Some powerful businessman afraid that his monster cock will escape and ruin a board meeting?

Probably a throwback to Ye Olden Dayes. Y'know, when your shirts came down to your knees and doubled as your pajamas when not somehow hidden in your pants. And sometimes, people wore suspenders and garters to keep their socks from slipping down their calves to around their ankles.

Actually, when it comes to my dress pants, I don't feel right unless I have at least two fasteners on it. It feels....cheap?

Another thing that sucks about working in an office is I have to shave more often. Gotta look professional, can't be looking like some scruffy nerf herder. :C

I think you guys should talk more about okonomiyaki.


A friend's mother has gotten surprisingly interested in Japanese food after I showed her how to make Spaghetti Napolitan. We made Croquettes the other day, and now she wants to make Onigiri this coming month. Any legit Japanese food suggestions from anyone?

Korokke and onigiri are stupidly labor intensive for a guy like me, but they're so motherfucking good goddamn.

How about omurice? Or tonkatsu/katsudon? Gyudon is always well-received. Takoyaki and taiyaki are awesome, but those require special pans (I'm that much of a weeb foodie that I bought some) and I'm still trying to find the perfect recipe for taiyaki batter. Dorayaki is good too, but its just a pancake sandwich with beans inside. If you're feeling adventurous, curry pan.

Any legit Japanese food suggestions from anyone?

Your dick in her vageen.

Your sausage in her taco.

Stick to food-based euphemisms, please.

Don't tell me what to do, turkey.

EDIT: Also, you might have wanted to go with chorizo.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jan 13 2013, 06:07

Are you calling me large poultry bird, popularly eaten during holidays?

Sir, I do hope you did not mistake my term as an insult, as the semi-flightless avian is quite the intelligent creature.

I fucking miss curry so much.

There were two places I went to often in Korea - Abiko Curry and CoCo Ichibanya. CoCo Ichibanya is a famous Japanese chain I believe.

[www.ichibanya.co.jp] http://www.ichibanya.co.jp/english/

Abiko Curry is a Korean place with at least two locations in Seoul.

[www.seoultaste.com] http://www.seoultaste.com/en/restaurants/abiko

What I love about the places is that you can choose your toppings, which is great cause I don't like vegetables in my curry. You can also choose the level of spiciness. :3

Abiko Curry is superior due to the following reasons, though.
a) Abiko Curry has free refills on curry and rice. I cannot emphasize how awesome this is. CoCo Ichibanya on the other hand has different costs for volume of rice.
b) Abiko Curry has free garlic flakes which you can add for no cost cause they're free.
c) I find Abiko Curry's sets superior to CoCo Ichibanya's in terms of cost and quality.

This has been your meaningless reminiscence by Blorg of the day.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jan 13 2013, 06:42

Sir, I do hope you did not mistake my term as an insult, as the semi-flightless avian is quite the intelligent creature.

Indeed. Founding Father Benjamin Franklin wanted them to be America's national bird.

I fucking miss curry so much.

There were two places I went to often in Korea - Abiko Curry and CoCo Ichibanya. CoCo Ichibanya is a famous Japanese chain I believe.

[www.ichibanya.co.jp] http://www.ichibanya.co.jp/english/

Abiko Curry is a Korean place with at least two locations in Seoul.

[www.seoultaste.com] http://www.seoultaste.com/en/restaurants/abiko

What I love about the places is that you can choose your toppings, which is great cause I don't like vegetables in my curry. You can also choose the level of spiciness. :3

Abiko Curry is superior due to the following reasons, though.
a) Abiko Curry has free refills on curry and rice. I cannot emphasize how awesome this is. CoCo Ichibanya on the other hand has different costs for volume of rice.
(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) Abiko Curry has free garlic flakes which you can add for no cost cause they're free.
c) I find Abiko Curry's sets superior to CoCo Ichibanya's in terms of cost and quality.

This has been your meaningless reminiscence by Blorg of the day.

Veggies or not depends on the type of curry. If its generic beef curry, I like a little bit of potato, onion, and carrot. Katsu curry must have no vegetables, just my katsu and some rich and delicious curry sauce over some fluffy rice. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Fuck during summer while I'm in Korea I am going to eat curry or takoyaki every day.

Also, of vital note - 'mal, what is your opinion on a theoretical tonkatsu tonkotsu ramen?

Well, broth made with bones are always superior in every sense, but I don't like putting anything breaded and fried in soup on principle. Makes it too mushy.

Also, ponies are in everything:
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