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The denziens of this thread in a nutshell.

You're free to pander about who is who. :3

Here's a disapproving cat.
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HOLY SHIT GUISE KARMA IS GONE!

Oh wait no it isn't.

sorry for beign so awful and shitpostimng, I'm gonna see my father again after good one or two years, and he randomly decided to watch the hobbit with me! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

That's awesome, mate!

*The father thing, not the karma thing.

**Seriously who gives a crap 'bout Karma?

**Seriously who gives a crap 'bout Karma?

Faggots and the Gallery Gestapo.

As long as my comments are the top comments in a gallery I don't give a shit because I am a narc.

Narc means person who loves himself right?

Also I appear to have 2 million unassigned experience. Yay.

Only 2 million? I've got 20 bazillionmillion.





Anything -illion is a funny looking word.

Heeheehee


Because you can never have too many cat macros.

Silmarillion.

Anyway: I liek the title "Journeyman"
I would never want to be anything else. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

This post has been edited by Cloudkitty: Jan 8 2013, 11:02

Also also:

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We've been looking for the reincarnation of buddha in the wrong species all along! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

One of the things that sucks about going from working from home to working in an office means I have to dress up for work. :C

And what the hell does business casual even mean?!

And what the hell does business casual even mean?!

It means somebody wants you to dress up to work in their office, but they don't want you to hate them for it, so they say, "Fine, you don't need a suit, just get a nice shirt, slacks, and a tie." They're still trying to create the ridiculous illusion of professionalism through dress, but they figure if they force you into an awkward monkey suit every day, you're that much more likely to snap and kill yourself or other people in the office, and then they'll have to spend more time and money to train your replacement(s).

For reasons beyond my understanding, people in the corporate world still have a very narrow-minded view of what a productive, intelligent, agreeable person looks like. You can't come to work in jeans and a hoodie because only worthless slackers and criminals wear that stuff. Conversely, as we all know, lying, back-stabbing, money-embezzling, snake-tongued cunts who actively hurt the company never wear a three-piece suit, do they?

If you hadn't guessed yet, I hate wearing a tie.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jan 11 2013, 01:00

It means somebody wants you to dress up to work in their office, but they don't want you to hate them for it, so they say, "Fine, you don't need a suit, just get a nice shirt, slacks, and a tie." They're still trying to create the ridiculous illusion of professionalism through dress, but they figure if they force you into an awkward monkey suit every day, you're that much more likely to snap and kill yourself or other people in the office, and then they'll have to spend more time and money to train your replacement(s).

For reasons beyond my understanding, people in the corporate world still have a very narrow-minded view of what a productive, intelligent, agreeable person looks like. You can't come to work in jeans and a hoodie because only worthless slackers and criminals wear that stuff. Conversely, as we all know, lying, back-stabbing, money-embezzling, snake-tongued cunts who actively hurt the company never wear a three-piece suit, do they?

If you hadn't guessed yet, I hate wearing a tie.

Igoner taht overly lenghty post and just dress up like shaun.
Without the red on you tho, and stuff your shirt into your pants for christs' sake!!

and stuff your shirt into your pants for christs' sake!!

Fuck that too. Between that and wearing a belt, it takes entirely too long to take a piss.

Fuck that too. Between that and wearing a belt, it takes entirely too long to take a piss.

Open zipper, whip out trouser snake?

At least you don't have to wear button flies, 413. It's very inconvenient especially after several beers.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Jan 12 2013, 01:12

I want some okonomiyaki. Kansai-style, of course. :C