[X] My Assistant

Rolling around at the speed of fuck. I hate myself. I wanna kill myself with truck.

p.s.: Rad, have you ever played the Legend of Greg? I hear it's incredible.

I liked Dumberdin's Sword, personally.

Is that the one where you venture into the world of Cillindrella's Castle?

What the hell happened to the FSZ.

You stopped posting; that created a vacuum. Everyone knows that vacuums suck up shit.

Evil shenanigans happened.

I'm thinking of changing my name to grumpymal. Should I go through with it, Dr. Blorg?

Only if you change your avatar to Tard.

Only if you change your avatar to Tard.

Naturally.

For extra points, also append seven butts in your signature.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Dec 4 2012, 03:25

What the hell happened to the FSZ.

piyin is piyissing all over it.

It's the FSZ paradox.

Anything is possible in the FSZ, so nothing is allowed in our minds.

Now gamechamp returns too?

Anyone else remember in Mass Effect 3 where the Reapers come and start fucking up your shit, and then Cerberus starts fucking up your shit too, and then

Spoiler text - Highlight to read...

the Rachni return from the dead to help fuck your shit up more?

That's how the FSZ feels right now.

I'm amusing my tiny brain with making original gifs that contain profanity. As I imagine those fuckers aren't ever going to get banned, I'm stocking up on satire.

I'm also in the whole GIMP/artsy zone atm, so if you want a new av/sig lemme know.

Except if I hate you, in which case you can go to hell.

It really is interesting.

FSZ isn't really the FSZ.

It's supposed to be an unmoderated forum, where people are free to post stuff as long as it's not blatantly against the rules. But a lot of the regulars really dislike having others post. Granted, this has to do with the fact that most of the others are blatantly stupid and inane, but from an outside view, shit that I post is probably just as stupid and inane.

Also, there was that topic that Rob made that mysteriously vanished. Presumably because it was "flaming / harassment" but that shit happens everywhere. Scorpio made that stupid "Who's more retarded" thread way back, Boggy made that thread 'bout him and Anto before, but apparently those went unmolested.

FSZ isn't 'bout free speech, nor is it 'bout being unmoderated anymore.

It's the dumping ground for the rejects of the forums, as well as the hermits who refuse to leave the only home they've known, watching as it falls into disarray and ruin.

Also there's this dude who teaches other people how to cook.

as well as the hermits who refuse to leave the only home they've known, watching as it falls into disarray and ruin.
Also there's this dude who teaches other people how to cook.

I dwell in the ruins of my once beautiful and pleasant mansion. A dwelling beset on all sides by hideous vines, slowly but surely breaking through the facade and contaminating my enchanted little garden.

A garden in which I used to grow rare candy, To lure those scantily clad jailbait pokemon trainers. I never did get my bulbasaur, only a pile of bleached adolescent bones reeking of failure. PLUS ZUBAT AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' GAME.

So here I sit, too stupid to leave. With my meat tenderizer and large casserole dish at my side, waiting.

For that weird smelling guy who says he can cook.

You are waiting for Godot.

I blame it on the closing of the asylum known as Spamhaus. True, it was a shit subforum, but it kept all the undesirables preoccupied so they couldn't shit all over the rest of our lovely little cesspool. We had enough shit swimming it in to begin with and now its even more polluted.

I am not a regular nor a hermit. I am a bus.

There are no buses in Thailand, you fool!

/runoverbybus