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Heh, i always make the tard emote like this.

:B

You guys need to create a Noah Body emote.

Here is my rendition:

After reading blorg's thanksgiving tutorial, I now officially want to sex him.

IN EVERY HOLE I CAN FIND.....

I'll bring the mint jelly. I will also bring a large capacity turkey baster, For......stuff.

BUTT STUFF..... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

P.S... Would be totes cool if we could get Benjiro ubersechsy on board too.

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You're not a very nice person.

You're not a very nice person.

I meant it in a nice way.

Not the hillbilly rape in a log cabin dungeon kinda way. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

So, your implication is, forcefully impinging Blorgy's every outlet is an act of charity then?

I don't buy it. You're not a nice person. Please do not ejaculate such things, it probably annoys Blorg and does not put you in good light.

Whatever happened to simple compliments?

So, your implication is, forcefully impinging Blorgy's every outlet is an act of charity then?

I don't buy it. You're not a nice person. Please do not ejaculate such things, it probably annoys Blorg and does not put you in good light.

Whatever happened to simple compliments?

Consensual is the word of the day good sir.

I'll simplify.

I like what blorg posted in regards to thanksgiving. THAT IS ALL.

You're also right. I'm not a nice person. I live a life of self imposed isolation, because I hate the world around me.

It grinds.

It grinds like nuts and bolts in a Cuisinart. I hate it. I sometimes find myself so full of hate and self loathing, that I wish a gas main would rupture under my apartment complex.

Or that maybe I could rupture someone Else's gas main.

Whatever provides a distraction from the perpetual hell in which I exist.

I'm going to go and watch ponies. That always cheers me up.

Also; blorg is smexy.

EDDY: I didn't spell thanksgiving properly. Such things I won't abide.

This post has been edited by rainbowmagnum: Nov 29 2012, 07:42

nuts and bolts

That was a horrible game.

Never played, but what JonTron says is gospel

That was a horrible game.

Never played, but what JonTron says is gospel

Agh! Ya bet meh!

Is that this guy?

No, it's [tinyurl.com] this guy.

And so, JonTron said in his Gospel:

"Harken to the words of my parrot Jack:'I can't let you do that Jon'"

And so it was and it was holy.

Then JonTron bequeathed humanity with His Ten Outta Ten Commandments:

1. I'm Not So Grump, Your JonTron.
2. There shalt be no other Grump that is not myself or Egoraptor.
3. Real-Talk, Thou shalt not ship me with Egoraptor.
4. Do not utter the name Poppy Bros in vain.
5. This is some bloopy-ass shit.
6. Thou shalt respect the PumBloom, for it is holy.
7. SEVEN... SEVEN ASSES.
8. Thou shalt not stand around at the speed of diagonal.
9. Thou shoulda rolled.
10. Thou shalt go ahead and learn a hard day's work while I masturbate in the fields.

And it was good.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Nov 29 2012, 11:12

The title of this thread is misleading.

I am saddened by this.

"Any room for me?" Ravon asked.
(IMG:[i118.photobucket.com] http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o112/Ravonies/Kitsune-1.jpg)
Swishes her tail lightly in wait.

Oh Jesus fuck.

I thought the same thing.

I think if we ignore them they'll go away.

Anyways, we can make fun of them behind their back via text messages.

Or I could make a new thread in the Roleplay forum. ROLEPLAYING WITH BLORG.

A ha ha ha ha ha ha no that is a terrible idea.

Or I could make a new thread in the Roleplay forum. ROLEPLAYING WITH BLORG.

A ha ha ha ha ha ha no that is a terrible idea.

Hey, it could work: I would join in and we could share recipes. I have this arsenic meringue that is to die for.

EDIT POSTSCRIPT: Don't tell them the arsenic is deadly Blorg, we can trick them!

This post has been edited by noahbody: Nov 30 2012, 08:58

EDIT POSTSCRIPT: Don't tell them the arsenic is deadly Blorg, we can trick them!

Damn it, noahbody,Don't you know?
Arsenic is to slow.
Here Take this Bottle of 'cyanide pills',It will work better! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
If they ask,You did not get them,from me. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

The sudden flood of human faecal matter in this thread makes me very sad.

Blorg tries not to discriminate.