QUOTE(noahbody @ Nov 18 2012, 21:16)

I keep jumping on it to splash other people, because fuck strangers that's why.
One time when I was still a wee lad of schoolboy age, there was a really hard rain and some of the streets with not-so-good drainage were a little flooded. There was this kid walking along on the sidewalk and as the school bus went past, a veritable tidal wave of water washed over him. Drenched, head to toe. Sucks to be him. True story.
QUOTE(BlorgAlmighty @ Nov 18 2012, 22:27)

I tried watching My Little Pony on the Tree House today. Some bitch wanted to win a fashion contest and dragged in that social anxiety disorder pony who folded under the pressure and I stopped watching after like a minute because the plot seemed contrived and stupid.
Its a children's cartoon, of course the plot is contrived and stupid. What were you expecting, War and Peace? Doesn't mean you can't turn your brain off and enjoy it, though.