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I wanted to bake some delicious oatmeal cookies, but I could not because of raisins.

OATMEAL?! Are you crazy?!?!

-In Memoriam-
Duke Robert "Robbie Pie" Itagaki, Esquire XVI
Lived - Died

Is the quoting of ponies allowed here? I call for a vote. All in favour say neigh.

NO ONE VOTED SO OBAMA WINS.

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY.

Blorg, I can see you reading this.

Post something.

Okay, can anybody explain to me why my hand smells so weird right now?

Okay, can anybody explain to me why my hand smells so weird right now?

Does it smell like salty coins and milk?
















POMF =3

You're not far off. Seems to be gone now, though.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Nov 17 2012, 01:07

It's called sweat.
Something that happens when you move your body a bit more than used to.
Do not eat.
Not very delicious.

I'm pretty sure it was the result of touching my balls. I don't know, I thought I knew what my ball sweat smelled like by now. Maybe my personal man-bouquet is evolving somehow.

Speaking of tasty things, I bought pizza for dinner. I'm so fucking happy I'm not even gonna lie. Kinda getting sick of Chinese food and whatever fast food I pick up from the 7-Eleven/McDonalds/Yoshinoya.

I like Chinese food. Delicious caramel pork with cantonese rice, yum.

I haven't eaten a decent meal in like a week I think.

I don't even think I ate anything for like three days this week.

That seems unhealthy. Of course, I had two poptarts as a substitute for any real meal today, so I can't judge.

I don't even know anymore what day it is and the only indicator I have about whether it's day or night at all is for me to open a jalousie and make a lucky guess, whcioh already feels like too mcuh effort.

What I ate within the last few days I don't remember either.
God, I hate these phases.

This thread got boring and became another what I did today thread.

Shame on y'all.

This show used to be about cooking once, you know? We had integrity. We had spunk. We had integrity's spunk. And now it's all ruined, like when you spunk on integrity.

Mmmmm, Integrity. She was a cutie. Lousy name, though. Her parents were some loony conservative wingnuts. Thought naming her "Liberty" would be too much.

I'm going to throw this out there, because it's mandatory for me to be late to the party.


If any of you have never made spaghetti Napolitan before, you should do it ASAP. It's quick, it's easy, it's delicious, and it's ideal for anyone who is too lazy to cook something legit.

Why don't you post the recipe then? It's clear there are an abundance of people who can't cook in this thread (other than Blorg of course).

Blorg is swamped and bogged down and up shit's creek without a paddle and he's going to get into a wave of trouble unless he can tide the streams and river let die.

Awwwww yeah water puns.

Fake-Edit: Shut up swamps and bogs count as water.

I am also in a river of mud.

Gently drifting across the ocean that is life. My existence a mere puddle.

I keep jumping on it to splash other people, because fuck strangers that's why.