[X] My Assistant

I'm sure I could write at least as well as some of the hacks writing for them already, so maybe it's worth a look.

Easy there, buddy. You have your moments, but you're nowhere near as funny as Seanbaby.

You could try pulling tricks for money, maybe?

That would require lowering his standards.

Holy shit (sic) is back.

Weren't you banned for being underage?

I'm sure I could write at least as well as some of the hacks writing for them already, so maybe it's worth a Not at option at the moment. I can't even afford to move somewhere else in this state for work.

Just be an expat. I didn't pay for my plane tickets or my housing.

Holy shit (sic) is back.

Weren't you banned for being underage?

Yes.

Been 18 for three days now (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Correct, sir. I have a real problem with authority.

And pushups. And getting up before noon. And large men who want to yell in my face and beat me up. And running til I fall down. And not being able to take a 30 minute shower. And wearing a tidy uniform. And getting shot at. And cutting my hair. And standing watch until I go insane from boredom. And not being able to fuck my girlfriend. And getting shot at. And being involved in a glorified military-political chess game run by a bunch of peons I have no respect for. And being forced to commit atrocities against my very human nature.

And did I mention being shot at?

You're making me look like a dim-witted badass. There is more truth to the former but at least I'm built like a Spartan and I have awesome scars for whimsical banter. Maybe you should pursue a writing career since that seems to be one of your interests.

Been 18 for three days now (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Congratulations on reaching legal adulthood.

Egoraptor seems like a better choice for gender swapping.

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I'd like to see what you can do with him. Or in this case, her.

If I do anything it's going to be in the same vein as that Dame Grumps Tumblr. But I'll see what I can do. For Raab.

Easy there, buddy. You have your moments, but you're nowhere near as funny as Seanbaby.

I won't argue with that. It gives me something to aspire to, though.

You're making me look like a dim-witted badass. There is more truth to the former but at least I'm built like a Spartan and I have awesome scars for whimsical banter. Maybe you should pursue a writing career since that seems to be one of your interests.

I never meant to imply you're dim-witted; merely more willing to take shit than I am.

I all but gave up on getting anything published, but I'm several years older and wiser now, so maybe I should take another stab. My first novel was crap; my second has a lot of potential.

HERRO EVERYONE AND WERCOME TO MOST EXTREME CHARRENGE! I AM YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST, RACIST MCCHINKMAN.

OUR FIRST CHARRENGE IS "THE FARRING BRIDGE". IN THIS CHARRENGE YOU MUST CROSSU THE BRIDGE WHIRE NOT BEING RACIST.

EACH CONTESTANT MUST INTRODUCE HIMSERF OR HERSERF (ROR, WOMEN), AND THEN TRAVERSE THR BRIDGE WHIRE TERRING A RACIST JOKEROO. IF YOU ARE BRACK, YOU MUST CARRY A STOLE BICYCRE ACROSS THE BRIDGE. BUT YOU MUST NOT BE RACIST!!!

LET US HEAR FROM OUR FIRST CONTESTANT!

HERRO EVERYBODY I AM BRORG. NICE TO MEET YOU ARR.

If I do anything it's going to be in the same vein as that Dame Grumps Tumblr. But I'll see what I can do. For Raab.

I greatly look forward to it.

HERRO EVERYONE AND WERCOME TO MOST EXTREME CHARRENGE! I AM YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST, RACIST MCCHINKMAN.

OUR FIRST CHARRENGE IS "THE FARRING BRIDGE". IN THIS CHARRENGE YOU MUST CROSSU THE BRIDGE WHIRE NOT BEING RACIST.

EACH CONTESTANT MUST INTRODUCE HIMSERF OR HERSERF (ROR, WOMEN), AND THEN TRAVERSE THR BRIDGE WHIRE TERRING A RACIST JOKEROO. IF YOU ARE BRACK, YOU MUST CARRY A STOLE BICYCRE ACROSS THE BRIDGE. BUT YOU MUST NOT BE RACIST!!!

LET US HEAR FROM OUR FIRST CONTESTANT!

Hey, everyone.

Guess that hole in the bridge isn't the only chink on the bridge.

Oh shi-!

Hey guys!

Help me, I got this bike stuck in that hole in this bridge!

BAM!

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Man, foreigners are such inconsiderate douchebags. They talk loudly on the phone, loiter, cut ahead in line, and are just general assholes. The guy next door is always listening to music loudly and the couple down the hall are either having sex or arguing.

Also, last night on my way home, I saw a bunny and a sandmonkey in a dark alley having a heated conversation. Totally not suspicious. Not suspicious at all.

HERRO EVERYONE AND WERCOME TO MOST EXTREME CHARRENGE! I AM YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST, RACIST MCCHINKMAN.

OUR FIRST CHARRENGE IS "THE FARRING BRIDGE". IN THIS CHARRENGE YOU MUST CROSSU THE BRIDGE WHIRE NOT BEING RACIST.

EACH CONTESTANT MUST INTRODUCE HIMSERF OR HERSERF (ROR, WOMEN), AND THEN TRAVERSE THR BRIDGE WHIRE TERRING A RACIST JOKEROO. IF YOU ARE BRACK, YOU MUST CARRY A STOLE BICYCRE ACROSS THE BRIDGE. BUT YOU MUST NOT BE RACIST!!!

LET US HEAR FROM OUR FIRST CONTESTANT!

My new favorite past-time is "Guess who's not a local and where they're from". I can usually tell based on what kind of assholery they're perpetrating.

Missed this.

I won't argue with that. It gives me something to aspire to, though.

Don't know, dude's a tough act to follow.

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I greatly look forward to it.
Hey, everyone.

Guess that hole in the bridge isn't the only chink on the bridge.

Oh shi-!

DING DING DING, We have a winner.

On tonight's episode of Adventures in Hong Kong, our hero goes for a brief stroll around the night market. Questionable eateries! White people being assholes! Seedy establishments that openly sell and rent porn! Solicited by skankily-dressed women outside seedy establishments! Places that look like you spend money to be with women, but not to have sex with them (totally not seedy establishments)!

White people being assholes!

White people being assholes is as natural as Asians being boring and reserved.

White people being assholes is as natural as Asians being boring and reserved.

Robba, please, that's aloof and stoic for you!

Psy doing Gangnam Style notwithstanding?