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They are Asians after all. :3

They're foreigners, actually. I'm staying in a serviced apartment, which is basically a cross between a motel and a hostel.

Speaking of which, Disney owns LucasArts, eh?

4 billion dollars, IIRC. George Lucas was like "Fuck y'all, I'm out. Peace!"

Shit.

'mal, whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING GO WITH THOSE GIRLS. THEY MIGHT SEEM LOOSE BUT YOU WILL DIE.

They're vamps? The lethal type?

I drew a Dame Grump because I hate my life :<

Jillian's tits are actually smaller than Egoraptor's :3

I drew a Dame Grump because I hate my life :<

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Jillian's tits are actually smaller than Egoraptor's :3

TIL birds have tits. Though technically you are correct.

This post has been edited by radixius: Nov 1 2012, 03:02

I thought Jontron was the bird.

Nope. Jontron is the breardm'n and Jacques is the boid.

Does anyone have advice on finding work in this economy? Bear in mind, I'm terribly unmotivated, have no job experience, and am unwilling to lower my standards.

E-Hentai Forums is #1 on my Chrome Visited Sites thing again.

Me too.

Does anyone have advice on finding work in this economy? Bear in mind, I'm terribly unmotivated, have no job experience, and am unwilling to lower my standards.

Good luck with that buddy.

If you really are serious about a job, you have to lower you standards. Then go looking for a job at what you do best. It can be something you hate, but as long as you're good at it you should be able to be hired. If you're good, they'll soon move you to something you might like. Pretend you love the company hiring you. And yes, you'll probably be coffee-stain-cleaner for your first job, but you gotta bite the bullet, because you only rise in rank by biting the bullet. Also, don't be afraid to ask your family or friends for help and recommendations to their work-places.

So, lower your standards, pretend to be motivated, and start small. A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Nov 1 2012, 07:19

Nope. Jontron is the breardm'n and Jacques is the boid.

I see. Then technically you just did Protonjontron and Jawke, not Gaemgroomps.

Does anyone have advice on finding work in this economy? Bear in mind, I'm terribly unmotivated, have no job experience, and am unwilling to lower my standards.

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This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Nov 1 2012, 13:21

Does anyone have advice on finding work in this economy? Bear in mind, I'm terribly unmotivated, have no job experience, and am unwilling to lower my standards.

Go abroad.

I see. Then technically you just did Protonjontron and Jawke, not Gaemgroomps.

Unfortunately there was already a term for [damegrumps.tumblr.com] gender swap Game Grumps shit. So I just went with that. Due to the whole self-hatred thing.

What do we do here?

What do we do here?

In this topic? Chill out.
In this life/world? Live.

Does anyone have advice on finding work in this economy? Bear in mind, I'm terribly unmotivated, have no job experience, and am unwilling to lower my standards.

You can join the military and then eventually you can:

Go abroad.

Unfortunately there was already a term for [damegrumps.tumblr.com] gender swap Game Grumps shit. So I just went with that. Due to the whole self-hatred thing.

Egoraptor seems like a better choice for gender swapping.

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I'd like to see what you can do with him. Or in this case, her.

You can join the military

Four wouldn't do to well in the military.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Nov 2 2012, 05:56

Egoraptor seems like a better choice for gender swapping.

LOL. That guy seems like a natural for that.

Four wouldn't do to well in the military.

You'd be surprised. I doubt four would be anywhere nearly as bad as a lot of the dumbasses I've seen.

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I'm sure I could write at least as well as some of the hacks writing for them already, so maybe it's worth a look.

Go abroad.

Not at option at the moment. I can't even afford to move somewhere else in this state for work.

Four wouldn't do to well in the military.

Correct, sir. I have a real problem with authority.

And pushups. And getting up before noon. And large men who want to yell in my face and beat me up. And running til I fall down. And not being able to take a 30 minute shower. And wearing a tidy uniform. And getting shot at. And cutting my hair. And standing watch until I go insane from boredom. And not being able to fuck my girlfriend. And getting shot at. And being involved in a glorified military-political chess game run by a bunch of peons I have no respect for. And being forced to commit atrocities against my very human nature.

And did I mention being shot at?

You could try pulling tricks for money, maybe?