[X] My Assistant

The plural of blackberries is "useless".

The plural of iphone is "shit which won't get with the times, and instead of innovating sues other people".

Noah doesn't know what plurals are, so he uses the native american definition.

Mmm... Blechburries.

This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen and you guys should be ashamed.

[imgur.com] http://imgur.com/a/2gEhY#0

What.
The.
Shit.

:T

If you could just make that into a love triangle with an anthropomorphized bag of corporate money, I'd say it would be perfect.

Hello and welcome to tonight's episode of Whose Kotoba is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like Karma, some shit just made to keep Coco busy.

Let's start with scenes from a hat. Things you can say about an anime series, but not about your girlfriend.

GO.

Things you can say about an anime series, but not about your girlfriend.

"Wow, those are some huge tits."

Greg Proops-chan: "Is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?"

Colin Mocherie-tan: "Why can't you be that unrealistically attractive?"

I would just like to direct everyone's attention to Greg-chan's shoes.

Those are the shoes that launched a thousand bentos.

I am such a tsundere.

Editor's note: Bento means cute.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Oct 26 2012, 05:48

Greg Proops-chan: "Are those your nun-chacku or are you just genki desu-ka?"

Oppa Ryan Styles: "I wish there were more explosions."

Colin Mocherie-tan: "I kawaii to get home and cover your face in uguu~"

Greg Proops-chan: "You know, never before have I glimpsed into your eyes and seen such-OH NO IS THAT A GIANT SPACE OCTOPUS?!"

Colin Mocherie-tan: "Why can't you be more like girl's like Hideyoshi Kinoshita or Jun Watarase and have a penis down there?"

My goodness, the rules to scenes from a hat seem to have changed a lot since I last watched the show.

EDIT: CHANKUNAOISORANIPANANODESU

This post has been edited by noahbody: Oct 26 2012, 06:50

You guys are the reason I can keep depression at bay/

<3

You guys are the reason I can keep depression at bay/

<3

<3 right back atchu* bud.


* Bless me

Also, that's 1000 points to every participant.

Now let's move on to more scenes from a hat, because it's the only part of the show's format that works in a forum. Before the show began we asked the audience to write things on sheets of paper. Their ideas were downright retarded, so here's what our writing staff and the plants in the audience came up with:

"Famous quotes that would make sex incredibly awkward."


Annnnnd, GO.