[X] My Assistant

I'm not laughing because you didn't use enough Joker gas. And because I am vengeance, I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that are not included, I am the headache in the criminal mind, I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am, I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul, I am the onion that stings in your eye, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show, I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares, I am the hairball that clogs your drains, I am the low ratings that cancel your program, I am the auditor that wants to look at your books, I am the slug that slimes your begonias, I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair, I am the itch you cannot reach, I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters, I am the jailer who throws away the key, I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks, I am the goddamn Batman DarkWing Duck!

I see what you did there.

Also fix the coding.

I can't. I told you, it's blocked.

I have been code blocked. Do you wanna be my code-wing-man?

Heeeeeey, have you met noah? He can write up three programs so quickly you'll have a prorgasm!

Suit up Blorgy, we're going coding tonight.

Look at that naughty code, barely obfuscating her bits. Hellllllooooooooo Nurse World.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Oct 19 2012, 08:52

Why do you always go for the sluts noah? :/

Why can't you find a nice program who knows her firewall and keeps her data inside where they belong?

At least they put out (updates). And as long as I'm wearing Microsoft Security Suite I don't need to care about Network Transmitted Malware. Or spawning unwanted threads.

Anyways, have you looked at that [img.epinions.com] redhead? I think she's intrested in you, bro.

You guys are legen--wait for it--dary. The end.

Ted Mosby is horrible.

/still upset over Season 1

People tell me I look and act like Ted Mosby.

Why must you find me horrible Blorg?

;_;

You fucking cheated on Victoria.

Despite claiming to be a romantic.

Fuck you Ted Mosby.

To be entirely fair, Victoria was enjoying cake a little too much if you know what I mean.

I'm so over Victoria. What a cunt. You need to get over her already, Ted. Robin, too. And Stella. Goddamn, just move on with your life already and find your wife already. Sheesh.

If noah is Ted, I guess that makes Blorg Barney and I'm Marshall. whatisthisidonteven

There's a dude in my philosophy class who looks like a blonde Marshall.

Does that make Tenboro Lilly?

Nah, Tenboro is Carl.

The who was phone Lilly?

We also need a Robin.

And now for something completely different, but related to living in an apartment in a metropolitan area:
Goddamn my neighbors are noisy. Stupid foreigners making a racket.

We also need a Robin.

And now for something completely different, but related to living in an apartment in a metropolitan area:
Goddamn my neighbors are noisy. Stupid foreigners making a racket.

Do they make Butterfly rackets or Yasaka rackets? I knew they were manufactured in China somewhere, but in your neighbourhood? That's sweet. Any way you can bring me back a Mark V?

This post has been edited by noahbody: Oct 21 2012, 11:43

If I knew anything about tennis, or as they call it here netball, I totally would.

Another tangent related to being new in town:
I have a little over $500 HK left in my wallet to last me until I get my paycheck. More than enough to last me a week, but any more than a few days after that and things might get dicey. Then I'll have $20k to fritter away on frivolous things like booze and whores for the next month.

EDIT:
Oh wait, I don't need whores, I have a fuckhole toy still in its box.

Speaking of sex toys, there's this street market down the block from my apartment. There are several questionable looking stalls that sell a variety of them. Why buy your adult novelties from seedy stores when an open-air stall is available to you?

This post has been edited by derpymal: Oct 21 2012, 12:20