[X] My Assistant

Blorg is a major franchise corporation and will diversify his portfolio all over the forums.

That sounded dirty but I assure my stockholders that it is perfectly clean.

How do I become Blorg? How many stars do I need to collect? Or is it sufficient to get Yoshi?

By the year 2013 every user in the FSZ will be Blorg.

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Yeah, that's right, Portable Network Graphics, motherfucker.

How do I become Blorg? How many stars do I need to collect? Or is it sufficient to get Yoshi?

You can't become a Blorg unless you beat level 10-C using the secret passageway while equipped with the you-know-what you get from the third bonus boss if you defeat him with the whip instead of the torch.

I'mokaywiththis.png
Yeah, that's right, Portable Network Graphics, motherfucker.

Because I have time traveled to the future, all I'mokaywiththis.png files have been renamed into Blorg'sokaywiththis.png files.

Speaking of Future Gadget #8, STORY TIME!

I get home to my apartment today and I was greeted by a package. My wonderful Rabo Memubaa Zero-Zero-Yon KURISUTIIIIIINA sent me something. I open it up and inside is one of those fancy Japanese onahole. Y'know, the ones made of life-like texture ;_; and modeled after some porn star's vagOOO. There was even a bottle of lube. :T

You can't become a Blorg unless you beat level 10-C using the secret passageway while equipped with the you-know-what you get from the third bonus boss if you defeat him with the whip instead of the torch.

Can I at least use the Fierce Deity (Kishin) Link Mask though?

Because I have time traveled to the future, all I'mokaywiththis.png files have been renamed into Blorg'sokaywiththis.png files.

#!/usr/bin/perl -w

@files = <*>;
foreach $string (@files) {
$string =~ s/I\'mokaywiththis\.png/Blorg\'sokaywiththis\.png/g;
}
# This code does not actually work, but I'm too busy for this.

Speaking of Future Gadget #8, STORY TIME!

I get home to my apartment today and I was greeted by a package. My wonderful Rabo Memubaa Zero-Zero-Yon KURISUTIIIIIINA sent me something. I open it up and inside is one of those fancy Japanese onahole. Y'know, the ones made of life-like texture ;_; and modeled after some porn star's vagOOO. There was even a bottle of lube. :T

This post confused/concerned me a lot for 4 reasons:

1. Didn't you have a girlfriend?
2. I thought it was going to be a Kurisu doll or something, and the conclusion just hit me like a ton of bricks.
3. Jesus, you can be serious.
4. Jesus Christ, Superstar, tell us that you're who they say you are.

WHY THE FUCK DOES A NORMAL BLOKE LIKE YOU HAVE AN ONNAHOLE?

This post has been edited by noahbody: Oct 17 2012, 04:00

Why is it even called onahole anyways? You're not on it, you're in it. So it should be called inahole.

It's technically not a hole either. I believe it's called an orifice.

inorifice.

No, noah, in YOUR face.

I R not cool enough to exist in this thread. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

This post confused/concerned me a lot for 4 reasons:

1. Didn't you have a girlfriend?
2. I thought it was going to be a Kurisu doll or something, and the conclusion just hit me like a ton of bricks.
3. Jesus, you can be serious.
4. Jesus Christ, Superstar, tell us that you're who they say you are.

WHY THE FUCK DOES A NORMAL BLOKE LIKE YOU HAVE AN ONNAHOLE?

1) Yes. Her name is KURISUTIIIIIINA. Although she's always gone by just KURISU since she was a tomboy as a kid and still sorta is. Before she was KURISUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA and I was Okarin, she was Chris MacKenzie and I was hamburgerBernie. She's also fortunately on the brunette end of redheadedness instead of that awful ginger color, so she's a hot redhead.
2) I wish. sadpandas.jpg
3) As serious as crucifixion.
4) I meant to die like that. It wasn't a mistake, I knew my messy death would be a record breaker.

Extra) I DON'T KNOW ASK THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO ME.

Tangent) Speaking of blokes, ost of the other expats in the office are Aussies. But their accents are pretty light, so chatting with them is pleasant enough.

Omake) Apparently, I'm one of the few people in the company whose e-mail address isn't generic <position><number>@companyname.com; its my actual name.

Why is it even called onahole anyways? You're not on it, you're in it. So it should be called inahole.

Its short for onani hole, where onani is a fancy learned word for masturbation derived from the biblical story of Onan whom God smote for cumming outside of a woman instead of impregnating her like He commanded. The more you know.

It's technically not a hole either. I believe it's called an orifice.

inorifice.

No, noah, in YOUR face.

Zing!

Blorg is the master of witty retorts.

But is Blorg the master of his domain?

Blorg's domain is witty retorts.

Tangent) Speaking of blokes, ost of the other expats in the office are Aussies. But their accents are pretty light, so chatting with them is pleasant enough.

All Aussies are chill.

Except for me.

Wait, I'm still in the previous topic. Your girlfriend, Christina, gave you an onnahole for shits and giggles? Damn that chick be hilarious.

Also Onnahole is a punne or play on words. Onna = woman, hole = hole. Also Onani is masturbation. THAT IS THE JOKE. C'MON, LAUGH EVERYONE!

EDIT: WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING!?

This post has been edited by noahbody: Oct 18 2012, 07:41

Because explaining it outright kills the joke if you're not Blorg. :3

All Aussies are chill.

Except for me.

Most of the Aussies at the office are also in the marketing department, so all they do all day is read forum posts and watch YouTube videos while the rest of us have to do real work. Like making shit.

Wait, I'm still in the previous topic. Your girlfriend, Christina, gave you an onnahole for shits and giggles? Damn that chick be hilarious.

Also Onnahole is a punne or play on words. Onna = woman, hole = hole. Also Onani is masturbation. THAT IS THE JOKE. C'MON, LAUGH EVERYONE!

EDIT: WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING!?

Yeah, that's the kind of person she is.

I'm not laughing because you didn't use enough Joker gas. And because I am vengeance, I am the night, I am the goddamn Batman.

Speaking of Batman, I listened to the episode of Fat Man on Batman podcast with Tara Strong as the guest during the international leg of my flight. Is it wrong that I had a raging boner the entire time? I had some moderate wood during the two-parter with Mark Hamill, but its Mark Freaking Hamill. For people who aren't faggots, he'll forever be the voice of the Joker. He did a little something called Stars Wars, too, but who gives a shit.

A ha ha ha ha DCAU. I was on DCAU binge for a while up until a week back. There was a thread on the SA forums about the 20th anniversary of the Batman series and then reading the thread got me wanting to watch the mostly unwatched episodes I had on my hard drive.

Ended up watching more JL and JLU as a result, and not much Batman. :3

Also some of the movies based on the comics. Watched Red Hood, Final Crisis and that one with the really awesome Owlman again, and also watched Doom and the one with Supergirl.