[X] My Assistant

I have over a million unassigned experience in HV.

When the fuck did that happen.

Accumulating Dawns, I guess. I get the sense you don't check on HV much.

How so?

Come, child, sit down and tell aunt Blorg about your problems.

Aunt Blorg, why do you have a penis?

Apparently, mailboxes are purely decorative in HK. I check my little slot when I get home, but its always empty. Then I got something, but it was in my apartment.

Tangent: My apartment is really just a bedroom with a closet containing a shower and toilet and another closet containing a sink, one burner, and a minifridge. Then again, its only a serviced apartment until the company secures my long-term lodgings.

Aunt Blorg, why do you have a penis?

Wait....how is that your problem? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

You hush noah can have any problem he wants.

Apparently, mailboxes are purely decorative in HK. I check my little slot when I get home, but its always empty. Then I got something, but it was in my apartment.

Tangent: My apartment is really just a bedroom with a closet containing a shower and toilet and another closet containing a sink, one burner, and a minifridge. Then again, its only a serviced apartment until the company secures my long-term lodgings.

I feel the same way but that's cause I don't check the mailbox my sister does.

She has the key.

You hush noah can have any problem he wants.

Even if the problem involves your penis?

Any means any.

I live in some strange times....

Apparently, mailboxes are purely decorative in HK. I check my little slot when I get home, but its always empty. Then I got something, but it was in my apartment.

Tangent: My apartment is really just a bedroom with a closet containing a shower and toilet and another closet containing a sink, one burner, and a minifridge. Then again, its only a serviced apartment until the company secures my long-term lodgings.

THEN WHERE DOES THE BOGEYMAN HIDE?

The poor thing.

You hush noah can have any problem he wants.

D'awwww. Thanks buddy.

:3

noah can have some of my problems too if he'd like. I've got a few to spare.

noah can have some of my problems too if he'd like. I've got a few to spare.

Math problems?

5+5=banana

Fun fact, sometimes to test functions, I enter banana to see if it rejects it

Your banana is all sloppy and floppy. :/

Your banana is all sloppy and floppy. :/

YOU ATE MY CLEARLY MARKED PUDDING!

I didn't see a name on it!

It clearly says right there:

"PHONE"