[X] My Assistant

[www.itoham.co.jp] ポークビッツ - small sausages (meaning he has a small cock)

Thank you!!!

If someone is cooking/supposed to...do you guys make puns if someone uses the phrase 「今日おかずってなに」 or something like that? The other day I looked up おかず and found out it meant both side dishes for a meal and material used for masturbating so I started wondering if they always used it to make a pun that would be funny in Japanese. Also if you do, what pun do you make? Seems way harder in English.

If someone is cooking/supposed to...do you guys make puns if someone uses the phrase 「今日おかずってなに」 or something like that? The other day I looked up おかず and found out it meant both side dishes for a meal and material used for masturbating so I started wondering if they always used it to make a pun that would be funny in Japanese. Also if you do, what pun do you make? Seems way harder in English.

In cases where the literal translation doesn't flow that much (what't the side dish?), I try to think what I would make the character say in that situation if I just had a white bubble to fill in, only vaguely recalling the original sentence, at least as a first try.
For instance, if the sentence is said by an husband greeting the wife with an ass grab, I could see him saying 'What's for dinner, honey?'
Which works in a similar way to the japanese sentence: there's the slight implication the wife's gonna be the main dish for the night, but it's otherwise a perfectly normal sentence (it's the actions around it that add meaning to it)
Deeming the spirit of the 'rewrote' sentence pretty close to the original one, I'd then keep it: no need to force a sentence closer in literal sense if you find one that does the same job in information given and mood.
What sentence can do that job heavily depends on context though
Also, the other meaning of okazu, as far as I knpw, is quite literal: fap material, no more, no less (although it can be mental, imagination porn if you will)... so I would't say it applies here

Hello!

I need help with a little translation of this text in japanese into Romaji and English:

ちょっとおしっこするなんて聞いてないんだけど！

Thanks!

Hello!

I need help with a little translation of this text in japanese into Romaji and English:

ちょっとおしっこするなんて聞いてないんだけど！

Thanks!

But I'd never heard that you'd pee a little!

Chotto Oshikko Suru Nante Kiitenain dakedo

Hello!

I need help with a little translation of this text in japanese into Romaji and English:

ちょっとおしっこするなんて聞いてないんだけど！

Thanks!

But I'd never heard that you'd pee a little!

Chotto Oshikko Suru Nante Kiitenain dakedo

Probably more accurate, especially if ちょっと is on a separate line: "Hey, you never said [you/I/we]'d (have to ?) pee!"

How do I translate the red text?
[www.tiikoni.com] http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=bb43f15
"Shi...Shinu...."

Also this part:
[www.tiikoni.com] http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=7e5da1d

"Konnna no shiranai....okashiku naru...."
My guess is:
"I didn't know it'd be like this....I'm gonna go crazy"

How do I translate the red text?
[www.tiikoni.com] http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=bb43f15
"Shi...Shinu...."

Also this part:
[www.tiikoni.com] http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=7e5da1d

"Konnna no shiranai....okashiku naru...."
My guess is:
"I didn't know it'd be like this....I'm gonna go crazy"

You are on the right track I'd say;
Shinu is literally I'll die, but in English one wouldn't really say that in that context, it would sound too literal. Something like 'I can't take this' could work. 'Oh no' is ok too, and so are 'this is too much', 'I can't do this' and the like... anything that expresses doubt in own capability to live through the experience unscathed.

Shiranai is 'I don't know', but it can help searching for Japanese definitions to grasp exactly in what way;
in this case I think the relevant definition is その物事について今まで聞いたことがないさま 'I never heard of something like this before' (from [thesaurus.weblio.jp] here)
So, 'This is new' roughly gets the idea across.
'I've never felt like this', to go a step further.
Personally, for the full sentence I'd probably go with something like
'I've never felt anything like this... I think I'm going crazy'

Oh yeah, Japanese like to say I'm gonna die when they feel a lot (happiness or otherwise.) I was overthinking it and trying to figure out if 知る or some other verb had a nu form, since the last page used 知らない。

I'm having some trouble with
そのままふんふん
言いながらいっちゃえ
in page https://e-hentai.org/s/f74ff9bffd/977078-16

Thanks for any help

I translated the bubble as
That's right, keep gasping like that. I say you're a good boy but this thing down here is being a bad boy ♥

While my translator translated this as
While you're gasping like that, just let it all out ♥

This post has been edited by chung2795: Nov 11 2016, 05:57

I'm having some trouble with
そのままふんふん
言いながらいっちゃえ
in page https://e-hentai.org/s/f74ff9bffd/977078-16

Thanks for any help

I translated the bubble as
That's right, keep gasping like that. I say you're a good boy but this thing down here is being a bad boy ♥

While my translator translated this as
While you're gasping like that, just let it all out ♥

Your translator 's version makes sense:
ふんふん言いながら: while saying gasps -> while you are gasping
イッっちゃえ: come completely -> let it all out
そのまま: like that (i'm not sure if it goes with the gasp or come part)

Your translator 's version makes sense:
ふんふん言いながら: while saying gasps -> while you are gasping
イッっちゃえ: come completely -> let it all out
そのまま: like that (i'm not sure if it goes with the gasp or come part)

Okay thanks (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Got another live one. This one feels like an idiom, possibly? Or a game reference (would be "Overlord.")

瞳待つ者

like, "eye hold person" or something. Context is that the person in question had a very weird dream, so does it have something to do with that?

context: https://e-hentai.org/s/3fe2580924/899092-13

Edit 2: Yeah, this is some sort of "third eye" future sight or dream-sight ability or something in the context of the verse. Still don't know how i should translate it exactly.

This post has been edited by Ogodei-Khan: Nov 12 2016, 06:38

Got another live one. This one feels like an idiom, possibly? Or a game reference (would be "Overlord.")

瞳待つ者

like, "eye hold person" or something. Context is that the person in question had a very weird dream, so does it have something to do with that?

context: https://e-hentai.org/s/3fe2580924/899092-13

Edit 2: Yeah, this is some sort of "third eye" future sight or dream-sight ability or something in the context of the verse. Still don't know how i should translate it exactly.

If it's an idiom or reference I have no luck finding it with google, so I'd assume she's simply saying 'one that has the eye' meaning what you say: having the ability to have precognitive dreams.
I'd go with 'seer'.

Got a couple of bubbles that the translator missed, and he seem to have fallen off the face of earth so I can't really contact him



Can anyone confirm if these are correct?

Top: Geez... you perv...

Bottom: That's because... I wanted to see Ayanami onee-chan so bad...

Got a couple of bubbles that the translator missed, and he seem to have fallen off the face of earth so I can't really contact him



Can anyone confirm if these are correct?

They correspond, yes.

Cheers, much appreciated

I want to make super sure of somethings on this page. My understanding is that:

(1) She is the writer of the 戦これ books
(2) He was acting as her assistant at her booth and a lot of people were buying from that booth
(3) He also got some 戦これ books for himself

Furthermore, the first panel of this page also suggests he is a mangaka as well?

Am I mistaken about anything?

This post has been edited by Crystalium: Nov 13 2016, 04:17

I want to make super sure of somethings on this page. My understanding is that:

(1) She is the writer of the 戦これ books
(2) He was acting as her assistant at her booth and a lot of people were buying from that booth
(3) He also got some 戦これ books for himself

Furthermore, the first panel of this page also suggests he is a mangaka as well?

Am I mistaken about anything?

My understanding is that:
- 3rd/4th bubbles: she asked one of her friends to come with her to the event (but her friend couldn't come, so she went with the guy), and since she bought a lot of Sen Colle books, so she really needed someone to help her carry them,
- 5th bubble: he says Sen Colle's getting very popular, and that he plays it too,
- 6th bubble: she plans to draw a Sen Colle book too in the future.
And yeah, they're both doujin authors, from what I can tell.

How do you guys translate ふひっ?