No problem. Learning enough Japanese for simple translations isn't hard, and after learning kana you could use a site like [
jisho.org]
this to find kanjis and [
wwwjdic.se]
wwwjdic to find words. Software's good too, but only for very common stuff.
QUOTE(benjiotaku @ Jan 20 2015, 08:10)

Please, help me to translate this into english:
Assuming benjiotaku is still looking for a translation, here's (a very rough) one:
*jorororo~ (sound of pouring liquid)
Red: 'E... it's hot!? A, are you really peeing!?'
Yellow: 'It's an onsen kancho, hahaha' (translator's note: onsen kancho means urinating inside the anus)
Red: 'Stop.! Stop, please... S..stooop!"
Yellow: 'Ooh it's coming out, you look like you're pregnant with all the piss in your stomach (laugh)'
Red: *gurururururu... (her stomach making noise?)
Red: 'It hurts... my stomach hurts... because of the pee, my stomach hurts... let me... let me go to the toilet...'
lower pic:
Red: 'Sto...! nguu!?'
Red: '(It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!)
(it's bitter! it tastes horrible! it stinks! ○※x!!)'
Blue: 'With dick milk and shit the special cafe au lait is complete'
Yellow: 'Puhaha, it stinks like fuck'
Orange: 'She's a magical girl (laugh)'
Red: 'Please... fua... st... op.. I'll do anything.... ue... Eee.. I feel awful... oeee... I.. don't want this.. ueee.. e..'
This post has been edited by VVayfarer: Jan 25 2015, 15:41