[X] My Assistant

Pandora really thinks I have a hardon for Kylie Minogue. I've switched to 3 different stations and somehow it sneaks her in on each of them.

You just can't get her out of your head
Boy, her lovin' is all you think about


I really am a ruiner, aren't I?

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Dec 14 2011, 10:20

Does a narcissistic person of loose morals equate a chronic masturbator?

Brace yourselves, nostalgia comments are coming!

Does a narcissistic person of loose morals equate a chronic masturbator?

Sounds legit, aren't narcissist overly moralistic, though?
The contrary seems more plausible, because they might see themselves as good enough to not be obliged to petty morals, OTOH, everyone thinks like that nowadays, so he would actually be better than others if he managed to keep a moral code...

In the LTYT General thread I was about to say to this...

I'm a soulless creature. You won't find any anything of value looking into mine.

I was expecting to find golden jewelry stones and lead from bullets... but I realized it wasn't witty enough.

Well, I gave it some thought and that's I feels to be correct for my associations:

When you eat some cake and some of it gets stuck because it was too dry, then you try to cough it back up, and usually make the sound "BLORGH!" while doing so.
This however, does not change the fact that cake tastes awesome, so when you have a cake that doesn't get stuck, or at least is enjoyable enough to compensate or such a mishap, then you have the "Almighty" and the word "Almighty" just sounds kind of fluid, but not too liquid, like the cream on or in a cake.

To specify: When I read your name, I taste these:
Because BlorgAlmighty.

Something about having Blorg in his throat.

[...] Judging by the quality of naming and general parenting techniques, I figured babies were just like cell phones, purses or toy dogs now. Not people in their own right; just accessories.

I felt the need to credit this somehow.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 28 2012, 01:34

My farts smell like a baby shit in a rotten jack-o-lantern.

I lost my sense of smell in a horrible lab accident.

I lost my sense of smelt in a horrible smelting accident.

I lost my sense of smelt in a horrible smelting accident.

Did you have your nose replaced with one made of solid gooooooooooooold?

I was about to open a new thread asking people for other users who have changed username, which was it before the change, but then I thought how easily hijacked would be...

How is that a problem?

I think I'm still affected by "This Thread is Good Thread".

I was about to open a new thread asking people for other users who have changed username, which was it before the change, but then I thought how easily hijacked would be...

I'll let you in on a secret... sssshhh...c'mere. Closer now...

I was called Rob Itagaki before my name change...

And if you tell anyone about my former name... I will come to your house... and I WILL CUT YOU!

I think I'm still affected by "This Thread is Good Thread".

It sure is a damn good thread. Damn good indeed.

Nurse.

Hellooo nurse!

[/90s kid]

That ran through my head too when I saw it.

[...] so he could harvest more hugs [...]

Hugs are totally a resource one must acquire. Harvest all of the hugs. ALL OF THEM.

The way I interpreted your sentence made me laugh, Raab. :3

Yeah. Or with his penis!

Hah!

Hahah!

Argh... oh dear, my heart and nerves can no longer take all the stupidity and ignorance in this world... where are my tranquilizers...

Barbituric acid overdose.

Yeah. Or with his penis!

Hah!

Hahah!

wat

dammage

Binton post.