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Chinese spy balloons over US discovered years after Trump left office, says anonymous source.


Its the most hilarious stupid shit. We can see the balloons, we did not see the balloons.


The fascists are testing their NPC's intelligence.


Tell our drones that you did not see them because they were blue, says anonymous top official.


They wanted to wait to shoot it down after Blinken's visit to China... where the Chinese officials would yell at Blinken that he is their slave dog again rofl.



This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Feb 6 2023, 23:26

fuck does that mean? I am 12

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u got served



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This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Feb 8 2023, 14:57

Its quite different to Trumps. Trump barely had to speak about the economy because it was going good.

Biden's state of the union was full of fumbles and lies.

It kinda proves that Americans are dumb to believe so much of that shit.

Biden's state of the union was full of fumbles and lies.

It kinda proves that Americans are dumb to believe so much of that shit.

Nobody believes that idiot except the sycophants who were in the room with him and his sheep followers. Brandon and his lefty asslickers are living in a fantasy.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders' rebuttal was awesome.



2:14 thru 6:30 is the best.

This post has been edited by Honeycat: Feb 9 2023, 02:22

God, I fucking hate you Ahuman. I wish you would either kill yourself or fuck off. I DON'T LIKE YOU, STOP TALKING TO ME

hiiii :D i drew u somtin 4 valnines day :P :P it took a few minutes but i think it turned out good :DD

but...to see it u hav to click they suspicious link! that way i can install the malwar on ur compoter and harveys ya data! xd and steal ur banking information LOL x3 im such a silly willy like that ~

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The shitty chibi drawing took ~15 minutes, the background took over an hour

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Holy shit it's already 9pm for you? What did you do for Vday? Brothel?

Holy shit it's already 9pm for you? What did you do for Vday? Brothel?

Going to a brothel for valentines day is kinda doomer.

Going to a brothel for valentines day is kinda doomer.

What about working at one on valentines?

Holy shit it's already 9pm for you? What did you do for Vday? Brothel?

I don't have brothel money atm.

Trying to buy a house.

to host your own brothel?

No.

You have the abrasiveness to be a high end pimp, though you'd be hiring for an entry level job. You would have to do a lot of training.

You have the abrasiveness to be a high end pimp

That is mostly incorrect. For higher end managers of women in legitimate establishments, they want people that the women will respect but will be respectful of the women. This is especially the case now, as workers can easily go join digital platforms like only fans, so clubs and establishments are having a hard time maintaining keeping people.

The job actually sounds quite lame, if you look at it from the perspective of preventing trouble, keeping operations going smoothly, solving inter-personal issues between women, keeping employees relatively clean (not drug addicted) and safe. Bouncers can manage the drunks that can not be controlled but you need to try to prevent disruptions before it gets to that stage.



Also good advice I got from a friend, don't try to sleep with the madame for a lark. The problem is not getting kicked out if you fail, the problem is if you succeed, as she will probably only see you off work at 4am and the other girls may give you the cold shoulder not wanting to cause friction with the madame.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Feb 15 2023, 04:40

I said pimp, not boyfriend. Mags has it in him to hit someone until they do as he says, we just need to awaken it from within him.

I said pimp, not boyfriend. Mags has it in him to hit someone until they do as he says, we just need to awaken it from within him.

Did you want to go on a picnic to Belanglo state forest?

I love picnics!! :D

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So do I.

Why do Australians love black opal so much?

Why do Australians love black opal so much?

Marketing. Specifically marketing to the Chinese. Black opal can contain flashes of green and red which is good luck or some shit. Marketing turned them into a way to flex on people. Its mainly for tourists and export though at the prices they want. Its like the branded high fashion. You can buy the identical thing without the brand but it doesn't have the flex value.


Like the weirdest flex, is that the uncut/polished larger gems may have more value than they should because they sell them for their potential value. Then the buyer can tell people that it could have massive value that they bought at a discount.... Its like gamblers premium that they can use to flex.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Feb 15 2023, 23:48