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Can we put them all up there?

But perhaps you can trust Biden when he talked about creating equity (equal outcome) instead of equality (equal opportunity) during his presidential campaign.

Wait, that's not a Babylon bee article?

Apparently not. Huh.

At the Easter event, they had handlers everywhere to stop Brandon from fucking up and stopping him from getting lost or talking to media.

Kids ran away screaming afraid of Brandon more than the guy in the Easter Bunny costume.

Biden's 'tax the rich' scheme has 'backfired' already with double the number of audits on poor people.

Its almost like that was exactly the plan.

Wait, that's not a Babylon bee article?

Early in 2021, President Biden was talking with NASA about their upcoming Artenus moon program which will be "manned" (or womanned??). He was in the news then about the opportunity to have a black woman on the moon. If she twerks back at Earth, it could be said she Moon'ed the Earth.

[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_program

Later in 2021, NASA apparently remembered at least something of what Biden wanted. So [www.nasa.gov] NASA published a graphic novel of the first woman to explore the moon. I guess that is enough to keep Biden happy and the fund increases coming in. There are currently two black female astronauts on the Artemis moon program. They are:
[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Wilson
[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Watkins

I am glad that Brooklyn shooting never happened.

I am glad that Brooklyn shooting never happened.

[www.foxnews.com] Damn Damn Damn

I am glad that Brooklyn shooting never happened.

You'll have to be more specific. Hardly a day passes without someone dying from a gunshot in NYC.

(Yes I know you actually mean the one on the subway)

If the Ninja Turtles existed this would have never happened.

donald trump will make raphael real

Donald Trump got lost in Juliette Miranda's elastic butthole

Donald Trump is holding a Save America rally this Saturday 4/23/22 in Delaware, OH. It will be televised on Newsmax.

Early in 2021, President Biden was talking with NASA about their upcoming Artenus moon program which will be "manned" (or womanned??). He was in the news then about the opportunity to have a black woman on the moon. If she twerks back at Earth, it could be said she Moon'ed the Earth.

They should just send RuPaul and then they'd have all their bases covered.

They should just colonize the moon with cats.

Did y'all see that video of Brandon shaking hands with thin air?

Wait, that's not a Babylon bee article?

(IMG:[files.catbox.moe] https://files.catbox.moe/9ygocd.gif)

Psaki: Banning grooming is making me cry.

[www.marketwatch.com] This tuesday, the Biden Administration announces the first wave of student loan debt forgiveness with more to follow

Brandon's handlers are printing more money to buy votes for the November midterm elections. Let Inflation Reign by printing more money yet again.

The first wave of student loan debt cancellations is occurring thru August 31. In addition, to relieve pressure on the other student loan debts not cancelled in the first wave, debt repayment is halted until August 31. This feels unfair to those students who were ethical and suffered greatly as they successfully paid off their student loan debts. As a former university student, I remember all too many terrible students who got student loans to go to college for a fun time. They used up the loan money and then dropped out of school with terrible grades because they weren't genuine students but came for the sexually promiscuous college life. Why should the taxpayers pay for those people? It's quite unfair.

[www.marketwatch.com] Sanders and AOC advocate on cancelling ALL student debt