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Why is Catman John posting news from two weeks ago?

If you think US news commentators are bad, here in Australia they are begging Kamala to whip out her dick so they can suck her off.

Any news that might favor Trump our commentators claim is alt-right or far right propaganda.

"It was a far right victory after Trump appointed sycophant judges destroyed democracy by ruling against glorious Democrat party freedom fighters."

Then we have to go look up what it actually was.

The ABC here have practically already declared Kamala's victory. The tears will be great if Trump somehow wins.


EDIT: Oh shit, I can call off sick tomorrow if Trump wins to deal with the trauma of Kamala not winning LOL.

That only works if it doesn't take a week to count the extra votes though I guess.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 6 2024, 00:35

oh no kamalasisters...

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uh oh

They need popular vote victory, electoral victory and swing in congress to prevent them evoking the 14th.

Its also not 3am yet when they roll out the bonus ballots. A lot of news agencies are refusing to declare Trump because they are waiting for the shenanigans.

They need popular vote victory, electoral victory and swing in congress to prevent them evoking the 14th.

Its also not 3am yet when they roll out the bonus ballots. A lot of news agencies are refusing to declare Trump because they are waiting for the shenanigans.

They're predicting popular vote for Trump now too. I wanna say it's an even bigger blowout than I predicted but I actually had a feeling this would happen.

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Australian media is still holding out for the 3am voting demographic which traditionally swings towards Kamala.



Kamala team memo literally just said they don't expect vote counting to be completed until 3-5am but their data is exceeding turn out expectations and votes are tracking with their expectations in:

Michigan (Detroit 110% or bust), Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 6 2024, 06:30

Australian media is still holding out for the 3am voting demographic which traditionally swings towards Kamala.
Kamala team memo literally just said they don't expect vote counting to be completed until 3-5am but their data is exceeding turn out expectations and votes are tracking with their expectations in:

Michigan (Detroit 110% or bust), Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

The "battleground" states are looking pretty brutal for her.

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Sure, Kamala might win the popular vote. But with how many times she's said she won't contest the result "like Trump would" it would be pretty difficult for her to flip the script now.

Well I say that but with the way things have been going nothing would surprise me anymore.

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270 to win has Michigan and Wisconsin as leaning Democrat because of late night shenanigans that haven't happened yet.

They also claim it will take 5 days for Pennsylvania to counted.

They have only counted 90% of the votes in these states, there is still another potential 20% that could swing the vote.

If they can full sweep then it was with Peanuts guidance.

RIP all the cats and dogs as well.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 6 2024, 08:41

I've been pretty sure trump would win for months now just because of the sheer apathy and lack of any semblance of care the democratic party establishment has shown towards literally everyone who might vote for them

i hope i'm wrong for my own sake, but i'll say so far i'm not surprised how this is turning out.

This post has been edited by Moonlight Rambler: Nov 6 2024, 08:42

270 to win has Michigan and Wisconsin as leaning Democrat because of late night shenanigans that haven't happened yet.

They also claim it will take 5 days for Pennsylvania to counted.

PA is at 94% now and Kamala would need about 100% of the remaining votes. WI and MI don't matter once PA is certain.

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This post has been edited by kotitonttu: Nov 6 2024, 09:06

What an amazing ramble of a speech. Dana White shouting out everyone was the high point.



This post has been edited by kotitonttu: Nov 6 2024, 10:11

AP finally called it but They might be short on the House majority.

US dollar and futures markets soared on the news. Even our stock market started to bounce back.

News Commentators: Trump will destroy the world economy



World economy when Trump wins:



USA USA USA

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 6 2024, 12:43

so much for that "election interference and illegal voting waves" narrative

Cry about it, pussy.

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Mate the fucking tweeter right now I tell ya....

I almost wish I had a reddit account.

Apparently it's premium entertainment atm.