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Feels like the meme wars but unintentional

200% mad

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Reminds me of Japan for Trump 2016.




Hopefully we get good memes before everyone is in a gulag.

Dems better start grooming another candidate because Brandon has one foot in the grave and won't live long. As with most politicians, they can't find a decent one in the bunch.

They don't understand that Trump will never stop. He'll go at it until he gets his second term. They should just give him his 4 more years then he can fix everything and they'll never have to deal with him again. Personally, I want to see him get our country back to where it was and prevent WWIII.

Currently there are no first world countries.

Dems better start grooming another candidate because Brandon has one foot in the grave and won't live long. As with most politicians, they can't find a decent one in the bunch.

Speaking of piece of shit politicians with one foot in the grave:

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(if anyone wants to know the giuliani headline, it's "Giuliani loses support of billionaires Langone, Cooperman: ‘I wouldn’t give him a nickel’"

McConnell is an establishment puppet. He's boosted so much that it is becoming a literal reality.

I hate all these old, decrepit honkeys. Kill them all (in Minecraft)

No dude, you have to say it like

let them live (in minecraft)
Let them not get shot in the face (in minecraft)

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Speaking of piece of shit politicians with one foot in the grave:

Nikki Haley, who I don't care for, said the US Senate is the most privileged nursing home in the country. She's right.

Brandon has dementia, Feinstein is dying of old age and McConnell fell and is having episodes that appear to be mini strokes. He might've initially fallen from having a stroke. It's awful how they're allowed to remain in power when they should be in real nursing homes receiving the care they need. Term limits and cognitive ability is of utmost importance. No more puppet leaders.

(if anyone wants to know the giuliani headline, it's "Giuliani loses support of billionaires Langone, Cooperman: ‘I wouldn’t give him a nickel’"

How quickly everyone forgets how Giuliani cleaned up shithole NYC. If anyone watches old 70s and 80s movies they can see how really dirty and scummy it was.

Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here?
Carrie: It's the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.

It's back to being a shithole again. Now anyone can get away with anything and never be arrested. The only one they arrest is Trump who lives in another state.

This post has been edited by Honeycat: Sep 2 2023, 03:18

Cute. Related (I would argue):

How quickly everyone forgets how Giuliani cleaned up shithole NYC. If anyone watches old 70s and 80s movies they can see how really dirty and scummy it was.
It's back to being a shithole again. Now anyone can get away with anything and never be arrested. The only one they arrest is Trump who lives in another state.

That's pretty fair, regarding crime and dirt. Although he wasn't the only one involved in that shift. Crime rates finally started dtopping with his predecessor. [en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Dinkins#Crime

Ceiling fans are the new environmental evil?

They want to be able to turn off our air con due to energy shortages caused by EV policy and green energy policy, ban gas for heating, and also target ceiling fans now.

People selfishly use their ceiling fans at night, when our magical green solar panels stop working for some reason. So just stop using electricity at night, problem solved.

Why do you peasants even need electricity at all? Just rise with the sun to go work on the collective farms then its in your best interests to go straight to sleep or your productivity may drop and people living in the capital may get slightly less food.


I can basically predict all lefty policies

Anything nice you like, you can't have.

We need to spend a trillion dollars on the latest thing, that just happens to make us rich.

We are doing it for your good.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Sep 4 2023, 02:53

Just buy a large battery & charge at day.

I can basically predict all lefty policies

Anything nice you like, you can't have.

We need to spend a trillion dollars on the latest thing, that just happens to make us rich.

We are doing it for your good.

This is why democracy doesn't work.

Giving stupid people the right to vote will always end with stupid people in charge.

I happened to see this on Hannity last night when I was changing the channels around. Couldn't stop laughing because Senator Kennedy's hick accent makes it so hilarious. Watch the beginning when he's reading out loud. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)



I guess kids are reading this shit when they're not looking at hardcore porn on the internet at home. And Biden impeachment, nice idea but good luck. The Grim Reaper will impeach him soon enough. If he's gone, Hyena Harris will be worse and that will open the door for Antichrist Newsom to run for president.

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They are talking about impeaching Biden, in a way that will not succeed, to try to boost him in the polls.

Its like that republican dude that came out, with democrats, right before the election to say he was introducing legislation to ban all abortion.

The only way to save the US is probably for like 70% of all politicians to retire.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Sep 14 2023, 13:07

They are talking about impeaching Biden, in a way that will not succeed, to try to boost him in the polls.

Its like that republican dude that came out, with democrats, right before the election to say he was introducing legislation to ban all abortion.

The only way to save the US is probably for like 70% of all politicians to retire.

There's also the French solution to the aristocracy problem...

It hasn't been topped.

Not yet.