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I picked Alexander because cowpies looked lonely.

I'm always lonely.
So, thank you, Cmal. *Pat pat*

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Good news, everybody~

They announced recently the matches schedule for Deadliest Warrior's second season.

They are:
April 20:
S.W.A.T. team vs. GSG-9

An epic match-up featuring SWAT, the elite special forces of U.S. law enforcement, against Germany's GSG-9, the ultra-secretive paramilitary arm of the German Police. Utilizing sniper rifles, shot guns and paralyzing stun tools two of the world's toughest police forces will go head-to-head in an historic, never-before-seen firefight to the death.

April 27:
Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great

Attila the Hun, the barbarian horseman who terrorized Europe, battles Alexander the Great, history's greatest military tactician. In this historic match-up, two of history's¿ most brilliant military minds will fight to the finish using skull-crushing axes, limb-severing swords, horseback archery and catapults.

May 4:
Jesse James vs. Al Capone
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May 11:
Aztec Jaguar warrior vs. Azande warrior

Aztec Jaguar, the ruthless ritual warrior of North America battles the Zande Warrior, a blood-thirsty killer of Central Africa. In a fight to the finish, these two pre-gunpowder tribal fighters will face off using Razor-sharp obsidian swords, jagged-edged spears and flying blades of death.

GSG-9
Attila the Hun
Al Capone
Azande warrior

I'll send my money in as soon as I can.

So wait, since the Attila vs Alexander match got postponed, are you going to open a pool for the Elite Police match?

Indeed I will and indeed it did, it seems.
Would you like to place some bets, cmal?

April 20:
GSG-9

This one Please I'll send the Credits right now cowpies ! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

SWAT is just a bunch of pre-school kid compared to GSG-9, I'll put 5K on GSG-9.

5k on Grenzschutzgruppe 9

5k on Jesse James

And 5k on Za Aztecs.

Also, Professor Farnsworth addresses people as everyone not everybody. Get your quotes right, you damn lactating weeaboo.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Apr 9 2010, 10:35

Also, Professor Farnsworth addresses people as everyone not everybody.

The Sad part is that I know it's "everyone", and was thinking "Everyone", but apparently still typed "everybody"

Also, updated.

And the number of people who think my costume should be a bun of some sort is distressing...

Just be happy I got Rights to make the avatar the way it is, could have changed that up easily.

[*]CHEEPE

Okay, now I have to PM Tenboro to change my User Name. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

This post has been edited by CHEPPE: Apr 10 2010, 04:37

Germany's GSG-9, the ultra-secretive paramilitary arm of the German Police.

Question. If they're so secretive, how do we know what their capabilities are?

They aren't really, they were secretive, but we've been aware of a few of their excursions in the last ten years.

Pot is currently at: 10,000 Credits

Jesse James

• Rob Itagaki

Al Capone

• Cowpies
• Zenmetsu Saseru

May 11:
Aztec Jaguar warrior vs. Azande warrior
Pot is currently at: 15,000 Credits

Aztecs

• Gregorius
• Rob Itagaki

Azande

• Cowpies
• Zenmetsu Saseru

Are you not including yourself or are your math skills just that flawed?

Are you not including yourself or are your math skills just that flawed?

Shut up. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif) I just got back from work and I was tired.

Okay, now I have to PM Tenboro to change my User Name. mellow.gif

I approve of this plan of action, but like I said, I was tired. Gimme a break, I'm not used to this whole "Work" thing.
Is it supposed to drain my soul the way it does, leaving me just an angry, spite filled creature that is to tired to act on murderous rage?
On the plus side, I worked 29 hours and made a bit over $500 bucks. I can almost taste the new laptop... no more Crippletron 9000 compy for MOO!

First jobs always suck. I started working under the table at 13 years old. Can't say it gets easier from there. Of course, I make near twenty dollars an hour, work 36 hours a week and live rather well off of that. So maybe it does.

You're making my pay per hour jealous of yours, Rob. And I know my pay is reasonably high. Stop it. :'(

On a side note, anyone want to explain why they apparently hate America and the SWAT team?

Or what the hell is being said in Rob's current sig quote?

Fuck, I need to find another 500 credits. Not like I really use the RPG facets of this site though. :/



~Edit: When I find another 500 cred, put me down on Jessie James.

This post has been edited by VanGuard: Apr 13 2010, 09:52

Sheesh... where have you been all this time, Vanguard?
You should come loiter around in my thread. And ask for stuff.
Or Ask Nayr for Credits. He's still loaded with over 100k, from what I hear.
But yeah. Come to my thread and look at all the pretty pics (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)