QUOTE(cowpies @ May 5 2010, 20:53)

Al Capone got fucking Nerfed. And it pisses me off. If they used the gad damn data from Mafia vs. Yakuza (Pulling the Bat, Shotgun) and mashing it with Capone's Grenade and Car, he would have fucked up Jesse James.
SERIOUSLY. They gave Capone 1 gun, and Jesse James they gave 3. One of which was a long range rifle. Vs. a Grenade. What the FUCK. That should have been a god damn special weapon.
My reaction, pretty much some of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ThOz7G-OkEspecially 5:28.
Now I have to go look and see who I have to send money to.
Everyone knows this is just the Bro version of Mythbusters but without the phenomenally awesome Adam Savage to keep things grounded in reality.
I mean seriously, how long until we get like....WWE vs. MMA. It'd probably look something like this:
WWE
Long Range weapon - Trashcan
Mid range weapon - Singapore Cane
Short Range weapon - Steel Chair
Special Attack - Improperly placed Pile Driver [Done intentionally to break their neck]
Brock Lesner
Long Range Weapon: Shoulder Tackle
Mid to Short Range weapon: Hammer Fist!
Special Attack: Dual weilding Hammer fists!
The target audience will have a complete brogasm all over their televisions.