[X] My Assistant

I miss yuripe, the forum lost half of interest (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Heath Ledger?

Why am I still buying hath?

A: Blowjobs.

Hath Ledger?

I realized something a little while ago. My premise for the whole Ridley Week is that there are seven different Ridley themes and therefore can have a different one in my sig each day. However, I just realized there are 8. I forgot all about Metroid Prime Pinball.

All the people whose opinions shouldn't matter are voting for option 2. (The people who won't be dealing with it)

I realized something a little while ago. My premise for the whole Ridley Week is that there are seven different Ridley themes and therefore can have a different one in my sig each day. However, I just realized there are 8. I forgot all about Metroid Prime Pinball.

Did you forget about Katilsday?

My belly button smells like gangrene. Or what I would expect gangrene to smell like.

My belly button smells like gangrene. Or what I would expect gangrene to smell like.

Your belly button smells of Almond Joys?

My belly button smells like gangrene. Or what I would expect gangrene to smell like.

God damn, I can only imagine what your dick smells like. You ever clean out the old cheese flap?

My penis is surprisingly clean, probably the cleanliest part of me. Everytime I pee, I wash it a little in the sink.

Is that a sink where other people wash their hands?

It's nice to be back.

The anti-real porn coallition will never survive a subjective debate over whether something will stay. I'll take the hard line. Others will argue for everything. Nothing will go. The only change will be due to Tenboro's change to misc posting.

What is this shit. Ugh.

What is this shit. Ugh.

Another stupid thread by another stupid person. Probably someone underage and/or delusional.

I'm gonna have to bust out that Thread Sucks tranny pic again. But that might just turn him on, who knows.

The middle button on my mouse isn't working. Tab browsing is a real pain without it.

Another stupid thread by another stupid person. Probably someone underage and/or delusional.

I'm gonna have to bust out that Thread Sucks tranny pic again. But that might just turn him on, who knows.

Actually, I thought somebody already proved the guy was underaged. A 10th grader or something. And delusional.

Everytime I pee, I wash it a little in the sink.

I pee in the sink, sometimes, 'cause it's pragmatically convenient to treat it like a urinal & wash 2-in-1. Urine's supposedly always sterile, unless you've got a urinary tract infection or STD. Take note, though, your junk'll get germs directly on whatever you let it touch.

Is that a sink where other people wash their hands?

Germaphobic, Tens? Do you get sick, easily? I used to be, back when I always got sick, though I've now developed an incredible immune system. Magically, I stopped fearing germs, but I'm still conscious about trying not to spread my own. My unconscious practices seem gross, but I'm actually very careful and hygienic, as far as I'm aware.