[X] My Assistant

Why were you fighting the IPU for a second time?

What weapon were you using? That final crit makes me think eth rapier, but I didn't know you had one.

Yeah you did, you just forgot. You were all like "zOMG u has eth raper u lucky basterd" when I posted about using it to kill the Legendaries the first time around.

Why were you fighting the IPU for a second time?

For shits and giggles. I got a change of shirts, so I wanted two horns to be symmetrical.

RL 2 attempt: I lose again >_<
This time I went 2W axe+rapier, and I had no problem at all... until I run out of mana, when I still needed to take down ~15% of RL's HP.

One question: The gods aren't physical immune anymore?

Check is little log:

447 8 Regen restores you with 69 points of health.
447 7 The effect Penetrated Armor on Real Life has expired.
447 6 Bleeding Wound hits Real Life for 269 damage.
447 5 Spreading Poison hits Real Life for 110 damage.
447 4 You evade the attack from Real Life.
447 3 Real Life gains the effect Bleeding Wound.
447 2 Your offhand hits Real Life for 11 piercing damage.
447 1 You hit Real Life for 22 slashing damage.
446 3 Regen restores you with 69 points of health.
446 2 Your offhand hits Real Life for 8 piercing damage.
446 1 You hit Real Life for 18 slashing damage.
445 5 Regen restores you with 69 points of health.
445 4 Bleeding Wound hits Real Life for 269 damage.
445 3 Spreading Poison hits Real Life for 110 damage.
445 2 You evade the attack from Real Life.
445 1 You hit Real Life for 22 slashing damage.

It's appears that I can hurt RL, even if it's a little.

One question: The gods aren't physical immune anymore?

Apparently everything lost its physical immunity. But honestly, 22 damage when the enemy has 100k is functionally the same as being immune.

Apparently everything lost its physical immunity. But honestly, 22 damage when the enemy has 100k is functionally the same as being immune.

Well since I almost got 700 turns, subtracting 100 turns for spells, gives 600turns*22=13200 dmg
Since RL's HP 177k,so physical attacks took down almost 7,5% RL's HP, so yeah, RL is easier.... not (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
that was only with PA, without PA it was 2-3 dmg (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Well since I almost got 700 turns, subtracting 100 turns for spells, gives 600turns*22=13200 dmg
Since RL's HP 177k,so physical attacks took down almost 7,5% RL's HP, so yeah, RL is easier.... not (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
that was only with PA, without PA it was 2-3 dmg (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

...what spells were you using? I'm trying to figure out what your strategy was...

Oh, Dappy, we know you can beat a legendary to death with nothing but the sheer brute force of your monster cock. *shameless kiss-ass*

Oh, Dappy, we know you can beat a legendary to death with nothing but the sheer brute force of your monster cock. *shameless kiss-ass*

If you are going to be a complete moron (and you are), can you not post in serious threads?

...what spells were you using? I'm trying to figure out what your strategy was...

Nothing special, since I to lazy now to raise forbidden proficiency, I decided to use bleed, and PA+poison tactic, plus regen and haste to keep me alive, slow RL sometimes when my health was low, oh and spark of life too.
I took 6 mana elixirs, and 2 spirit elixirs, but actually 1 spirit elixir was enough.

I kill serious threads with bullshit, so I have no right to tell other people to be more serious.

Fixed that for ya!

And for the record, Dap00 can kill a legendary with his 13 1/2 inch cock. He was being interviewed on the Daily Show by Sam Bee the other day; he can fit a whole doorknob in his foreskin!

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Mar 5 2010, 08:57

And you can shut the fuck up or get out.

And you can shut the fuck up or get out.

Its always nice when someone else says exactly what you are thinking.

And you can shut the fuck up or get out.

Aww, Cmal, you're just jealous cuz Dappy could swallow your tiny brain with his cock and shoot it out like a cannonball. *splat* Teeheehee...

Aww, Cmal, you're just jealous cuz Dappy could swallow your tiny brain with his cock and shoot it out like a cannonball. *splat* Teeheehee...

Brad, stop posting stupid shit in the HentaiVerse subforum. It is ok in every other subforum, but not here.

Brad, stop posting stupid shit in the HentaiVerse subforum. It is ok in every other subforum, but not here.

as excepted from boggyb, always serious in HV

Oh, Dappy, we know you can beat a legendary to death with nothing but the sheer brute force of your monster cock. *shameless kiss-ass*

Fixed that for ya!

And for the record, Dap00 can kill a legendary with his 13 1/2 inch cock. He was being interviewed on the Daily Show by Sam Bee the other day; he can fit a whole doorknob in his foreskin!

Aww, Cmal, you're just jealous cuz Dappy could swallow your tiny brain with his cock and shoot it out like a cannonball. *splat* Teeheehee...

No really, stop being annoying and useless. I have had 3 people PM me about you today.

No really, stop being annoying and useless. I have had 3 people PM me about you today.

You could have been nicer about that. The only people who have said anything to me are Boggyb and Cmal, and since they go out of their way to make me suffer, I didn't believe them. Still, thank you for informing me that this is a serious thread. Try posting a warning before starting in with the insults next time.

If I really went out of my way to make you suffer, I'd be ripping you a new one and then shoving you in it at every possible opportunity. Next time, get your shit right or I really will.

*** New Boss/Konata Tactic! ***

DW PA+Infusion of Gaia+Magic

Gaia gives you 50 turns of enhanced Elemental damage and makes your weapons Ethereal-like, giving them Soul damage, which is actually trivial. PA+Gaia+Magic = 10-15% HP damage! Five straight Blizzards did 76% HP damage to a White Bunneh. I wasn't expecting this so, my 6th one didn't have enough MP to fire off. :/ Next time, I'll drop a mana pot, just before using Gaia.

Without PA, Blizzard did 2-3% damage which was still 2-3x better than non-PA melee with Soul damage. If you use Elemental magic most of the time, you can drop Gaia at the very beginning of the Round, to more quickly dispose of the cannon fodder, given its 50 turns.

I have not tried this against a Legendary but, it should work against Konata, and should help with Sealed Power, New Wings, and Crusade, at least.

Edit:

I gave it a full test by clearing Longest Journey on my 1st try with just 15 turns on the Final Round.

This post has been edited by Alpha 7: Mar 9 2010, 09:45

I was bored so I decided to kill the IPU with this axe I found. I was doing 499 per tick of bleed. It only took 8 godly mana draughts to do it.