[X] My Assistant

cod plz

Princess Luna Figurine @23k
Octavia Figurine @23k

cod plz

Princess Luna Figurine @23k
Octavia Figurine @23k

~sent~

giveaway black list:
k1863162


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(A lot) More music this time.

Conditions
None. Literally none. It's free for all.

Giveaway details

Timeline
8 rounds, each starting on 0000 Sunday and ending on 2359 Saturday GMT+0
First round starts the moment this post is up
The final round ends on June 25 2022, 23:59 GMT+0

Not required to read the part below, can skip straight to the translated rules if you are not interested.
Lore

Summer is the season of perverts where they come out of their dwellings and molest people.
Allured by the seasonal perversion, this year the Mighty Ass Spanking Overlord, has cummedcome with his massive fleet of battleships. You, alongside your fellow perverts, will prevent the Lord's invasion, trying to sink as many of his battleships as possible during his invasion over the next 2 months.

The Lord, however, to flex his wealth, decided to bring a lot of money and treasures on his battleships. If you can manage to sink his ships, all the shiny goodness belongs to you and your crew.

Besides his massive fleet with overwhelming firepower, the Lord brought with him 10 scout ships. Sinking a scout ship is not as flashy as sinking a battleship, but you can keep the loots to yourself because no one would know of your deed when it's a tiny scout ship. It would do well for you to take note that scout ships change position every week thanks to their high mobility.

Because you are poor, you can't afford to fire rockets at the Lord's fleet infinitely. (If you have any issue with this comment, you are rich and should donate to the Lord instead.) Your tiny cannon can only ignite 5 times every week so make sure your shots count.

Since the battleships will be hiding in the Heavenly Censoring Fog and it takes roughly until the end of each week for your cannon shots to reach the Lord's fleet, you can only know if your shots connect or not at the start of the next week. Using that knowledge, you can decide whether to pick a new region of the sea or try again in the same region in hope of striking a big bassttleship.

Since it's not fair if someone who doesn't take part in the war still gets the same split as everyone else, you discussed among yourselves and decided that:
- Whoever deals the finishing blow to a battleship of medium size and up (ship bigger than 2 cells) gets 20% of the loot from that ship,
- Who take part in dealing damage to a battleship share 50% of the loot among themselves,
- The rest (30%) of the loot is then divided among everyone,
- In the case of small sized ships (width 1 and 2), the loot is shared among everyone,
- In the case of partially damaged ships, the partial loot (50% of total loot divided equally into each cell) is shared among only those who dealt damage.

Here's the most important part, I've managed to crack the Lord's codes and found out how to damage his fleet. I stole this audio file that looks important from his lair and it looks like the segments in this audio file correlate to the positions of his ships. It seems like you need to guess what a segment is to take fire at his ships.

To encourage participation in this war, I have a 20k credits reward for each missed yet valid shot (invalid shots can go away). If you don't know what to guess, it's ok to copy from someone else but each existed valid guess will halve your reward and guesses on guessed slots are only valid for participation prizes.

Disclaimer: I have no connection to the Ass Spanking Overlord whatsoever, any resemblances are purely by coincidence.
Do not cheat!

Links

[docs.google.com] Timestamp Sheet
[www24.zippyshare.com] Medley (Zippyshare): You might want an adblocker to view this link since zippyshare is ad infested. Easiest link to view, has an audio player.
[drive.google.com] Medley (GDrive): Audio player doesn't work for me, might work for you.
[drive.google.com] Medley (GDrive video): Hopefully the video player will work, though I doubt it will considering the audio player doesn't either.
No youtube link because I don't want to deal with all the copyrights.


Translated Version (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

You will be guessing 5 anime song names each week and playing a game of 1D battleship at the same time.

Valid Entries
1.1 - At least one song guess. Guesses are to be in this format

CODE

$$$TIMESTAMP|SONG_NAME

Example:

CODE

$$$01:50|Erection Angel
$$$06:09|EVANSAMA

Make sure it's in the right format since I will be using code to parse your posts.

1.2 - If you make more than 5 guesses, I will ignore anything after the 5th. You don't want to show your shots to your fellow shipmates either.
1.3 - Feel free to throw any discussion in the same post, as long as they don't start with the $$$ mark. This mark is extremely important for my code to parse.
1.4 - Use the timestamps I already provided in the sheet to save yourself some trouble. It acts as a hint as well.
1.5 - Only correct guesses are counted. Only those will at least one correct guess is considered participated.


Game Mechanism
2.0 - If you have played Battleship before, it should be obvious what you are playing but if you haven't, continue reading below.

2.1 - Battleship rules
2.1a - The game is play on a 1D array instead of your usual 2D grid.
2.1b - There are 773 cells on this array, each cell is a song in the medley.
2.1c - A ship can occupy 1 or more cells. A ship will never move. A ship needs all its cells hit to be sunk.
2.1d - Each of your correct guess counts as a valid shot.
2.1e - At the end of each week, I will update the sheet with whether your shot registers or not.
2.1f - There are 10 special (scout) ships that change their positions every week. However, these ships will never appear on a cell that has been shot at. Neither will they appear on a cell occupied by another ship. Sunk scout ships do not respawn.

2.2 - One song can appear multiple times, as long as they are from different timestamps, they count as different songs (refer to the sheet for the detailed timestamps).

2.3 - Prizes
2.3a - Each battleship sunk adds to the common prize pool that will be split among everyone.
2.3b - For ships that are longer than 2 cells (3, 4, etc.), if
2.3b1 - The ship is not sunk fully, the partial loot scales with the number of hit cells, capping at 50% of the total loot. Only people who deal damage to the ship will split this amount.
2.3b2 - The ship is sunk fully, 20% of the total loot goes to who deals the last hit, 30% split equally to everyone, 50% split equally to people who deal damage.


Hints
Expect around 50% hit rate and a lot of small ships because it's likely you won't be able to sink an entire ship solo unless you know a lot of music or you cheat.
All the ass jokes have no significant meaning to the game, I just feel like it lol. Don't look too deep into it.

Prizes

Quantity unknown until end of event (except for 1 flagship)
Size unknown until sunk (except for scout ships being size 1)

ASSSHIP
10.000.000 credits + 600 artifacts

Massive basstleship
5.000.000 credits + 250 artifacts

EXtra Large basstleship
2.500.000 credits + 120 artifacts

Large basstleship
600.000 credits + 30 artifacts

Medium basstleship
300.000 credits + 15 artifacts

Small basstleship
150.000 credits + 8 artifacts

Tiny basstleship
50.000 credits + 3 artifacts

Scout ship
1.000.000 credits


Participation (kinda)
20.000 credits

This post has been edited by Ass Spanker: Apr 30 2022, 01:05

3x Crystal Pack @35k

CoD please. Thanks.

please 200x Low-Grade Metal
thank you

sent 67x frost trade for darkness

10 void shard, 100 low grade metal and 100 low grade leather please
thank you very much

15x High-Grade Cloth @18000
236 x Scroll of Swiftness @ 100
192 x Scroll of Protection @ 222.22
215 x Scroll of the Avatar @ 500
242 x Scroll of Shadows @ 100
26 x Scroll of the Gods @ 300
Thanks (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

3x Crystal Pack @35k

CoD please. Thanks.

please 200x Low-Grade Metal
thank you

sent 67x frost trade for darkness

10 void shard, 100 low grade metal and 100 low grade leather please
thank you very much

15x High-Grade Cloth @18000
236 x Scroll of Swiftness @ 100
192 x Scroll of Protection @ 222.22
215 x Scroll of the Avatar @ 500
242 x Scroll of Shadows @ 100
26 x Scroll of the Gods @ 300
Thanks (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

~all sent~

cod plz

71 x Scroll of Swiftness @ 100
96 x Scroll of Shadows @ 100
51 x Scroll of the Gods @ 300

Apple Bloom Figurine
Sweetie Belle Figurine

5x Crystal Pack please

cod plz

71 x Scroll of Swiftness @ 100
96 x Scroll of Shadows @ 100
51 x Scroll of the Gods @ 300

Apple Bloom Figurine
Sweetie Belle Figurine

5x Crystal Pack please

~all sent~

MM sent (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Hello as013,

1,000 Crystal of Vigor: 1,000 x 3,5 = 3,500
5,000 Crystal of Finesse: 5,000 x 3,5 = 17,500
1,000 Crystal of Swiftness: 1,000 x 3,5 = 3,500
5,000 Crystal of Cunning: 5,000 x 3,5 = 17,500
4,000 Crystal of Knowledge: 4,000 x 3,5 = 14,000

2,000 Crystal of Frost: 2,000 x 3,1 = 6,200
1,000 Crystal of Tempest: 1,000 x 3,1 = 3,100
2,000 Crystal of Devotion: 2,000 x 3,1 = 6,200
1,000 Crystal of Corruption: 1,000 x 3,1 = 3,100

Total: 74,600

CoD please.

Thank you very much.


EDIT: Items received. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

This post has been edited by Basara Nekki: Sep 25 2017, 04:54

I detest people who don't read.
Please read the rules. There are only several lines.

Some rules:

1. CoD as the default payment. No need to ask for CoD.



Not so free stuff

29x Crystal Pack @34k

30x Precursor Artifact @ 23.5k

29 CP @34k
30 PA @23.5k

Also, I usually sell my hath on the exchange for @4100 each, but for you I am happy to offer you hath instead of credits @4050. Just let me know whichever you prefer via MM (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Good luck with crystarium!

send plz

46 x Scroll of Swiftness @ 100
50 x Scroll of Shadows @ 100
20 x Scroll of the Gods @ 300

Trixie Figurine
Sweetie Belle Figurine

514x Infusion of Frost sent for 181x Infusion of Lightning, 211x Infusion of Storms, 33x Infusion of Divinity & 89x Infusion of Darkness (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Hi dude, please send me:
. sweety belle figurine
. 20 packs of crystal
. and all your infusions divinity to trade with my frost.

thanksie

Hi, Can you please send me all your flower vase and all your scrol of the avatar? With CoD, please.
Thanks!

29 CP @34k
30 PA @23.5k

Also, I usually sell my hath on the exchange for @4100 each, but for you I am happy to offer you hath instead of credits @4050. Just let me know whichever you prefer via MM (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Good luck with crystarium!

send plz

46 x Scroll of Swiftness @ 100
50 x Scroll of Shadows @ 100
20 x Scroll of the Gods @ 300

Trixie Figurine
Sweetie Belle Figurine

514x Infusion of Frost sent for 181x Infusion of Lightning, 211x Infusion of Storms, 33x Infusion of Divinity & 89x Infusion of Darkness (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Hi dude, please send me:
. sweety belle figurine
. 20 packs of crystal
. and all your infusions divinity to trade with my frost.

thanksie

Hi, Can you please send me all your flower vase and all your scrol of the avatar? With CoD, please.
Thanks!

~all sent~