[X] My Assistant

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Last update Jan 22, 2021.
Send MM, I no longer check forum posts.
Send MM, I no longer check forum posts.
Send MM, I no longer check forum posts.
Stopped accepting orders over forum posts. Please send MM.
Only CC, DD services, ponies and free stuff are available.
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Some rules:

0. First come first serve for most of the time. Extra large and long-term orders will have lower priority.

1. Regarding payments

• CoD as the default payment. No need to ask for CoD.

2. Regarding free stuff

• Don't be greed. Don't ask for everything just because they are free.
• Maximum free quantity is accumulated and resets on Monday every week.
• For free consumables, you can request all types at once, only once a week.
• I don't really want to say this but I still have to. You can be short and brief when doing purchases but please at least be polite when you ask for free stuff.
• Specify your desired quantity when you ask for free stuff. Except for draughts and potions, all other requests will be sent with 2 of the items if you don't say exactly how many you want.

3. Regarding Coupon Clipper service

• I do not accept CoD for orders larger than 200k credits. If you want to buy more than that, send me credits first, and I will do the purchase then send the items back later.
• Please include the quantity you want as well as the total cost of each type of items you request. For example, if you want to buy 100 Energy Cell and 50 Coruscating Catalyst, please include in the message 100*180=18000, 50*9000=450000, 18000+450000=468000.
• These two behaviours are instant tickets to banlist from all activities in my shop:
  • Refuse to CoD for orders <= 200k after I have purchased the items.
  • Refuse to pay the missing amount of credits in case of miscalculation and I have already purchased the items.

Free stuff

Health Draught @0 ~ Only for players under 275 (Max 2000/person/week)
Health Potion @0 ~ Only for players under 275 (Max 500/person/week)
Mana Draught @0 ~ Only for players under 275 (Max 500/person/week)
Mana Potion @0 ~ Only for players under 275 (Max 100/person/week) (I'm paying with my wallet so you know)
Spirit Draught @0 ~ Only for players under 275 (Max 200/person/week)
Spirit Potion @0 ~ Only for players under 275 (Max 100/person/week)

Featherweight Shard@0 ~ Only for players under 350 (Max 40/person/week)

Free scrolls for players <= 350 with no gold star or 300 with gold star. Life + 2 * Gods <= 40 each user/week. So you can either go for 40 Life or 20 Gods or a few of both. Low quantity because they're rare stuff.

Scroll of Life
Scroll of the Gods

Ponies / Figurines

All at 22.2k. For low-leveled players trying to get OFC, post or send me a screenshot with your current figurines collection with at least 5 figurines, together with your current build (either url of your equipments or screenshot will do) and I will give a 30% discount.

Twilight Sparkle Figurine
Rainbow Dash Figurine
Applejack Figurine
Fluttershy Figurine
Rarity Figurine
Trixie Figurine
Princess Celestia Figurine
Princess Luna Figurine
Apple Bloom Figurine
Scootaloo Figurine
Sweetie Belle Figurine
Big Macintosh Figurine
Spitfire Figurine
Derpy Hooves Figurine
Lyra Heartstrings Figurine
Octavia Figurine
Zecora Figurine
Vinyl Scratch Figurine
Daring Do Figurine
Doctor Whooves Figurine
Berry Punch Figurine
Bon-Bon Figurine
Fluffle Puff Figurine
Angel Bunny Figurine
Gummy Figurine


Free Coupon Clipper service
I can buy anything tradeable (which means no Soul Fragments) from the Item Shop at 90% price and send back to you. I don't accept CoD for orders larger than 200k credits. If you need more, send me credits first.

Health Draught @23
Health Potion @45
Health Elixir @450

Mana Draught @45
Mana Potion @90
Mana Elixir @900

Spirit Draught @45
Spirit Potion @90
Spirit Elixir @900

Crystal of *** @9

Monster Chow @14
Monster Edibles @27
Monster Cuisine @45
Happy Pills @1800

Scrap Cloth @90
Scrap Leather @90
Scrap Metal @90
Scrap Wood @90
Energy Cell @180

Wispy Catalyst @90
Diluted Catalyst @450
Regular Catalyst @900
Robust Catalyst @2250
Vibrant Catalyst @4500
Coruscating Catalyst @9000


Dark Descent service
You can send me shards together with your equipment and I will reforge then send back to you as soon as I see your MM.
OR
You can send me only your equipment, I reforge it with my shards then send back to you with a CoD of 15k credits per shard.




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Shop format:

CODE

$count x $name @$myprice
[$id][Lv.$level] [url=$url]$name[/url]

Code for giveaway

CODE

var testStr = "";
var postdetails = document.querySelectorAll(".postdetails");
var allPosts = document.querySelectorAll(".postcolor");
var x = "";
for (var i = 0; i < allPosts.length; i++) {
    let ele = postdetails[i * 2 + 3];
    let username = ele.querySelector(".bigusername").textContent;
    let level = ele.querySelectorAll(".info")[4].textContent.split("\n").join("").split(" ")[1];
    let joindate = ele.querySelectorAll(".info")[3].textContent.split(":")[1];
    let postCount = ele.querySelectorAll(".info")[2].textContent.split(":")[1].replace(",","").trim();
    let badges = ele.querySelector('div[style="text-align:center"]');
    let starLevel = 0;
    if (badges != null) {
        let starEle = badges.querySelector("img");
        let src = starEle['src'];
        if (src.includes("bronzestar")) {
            starLevel = 1;
        } else if (src.includes("silverstar")) {
            starLevel = 2;
        } else if (src.includes("goldstar")) {
            starLevel = 3;
        }
    }
    if (allPosts[i].textContent.includes(testStr)) {
        x += [username, joindate, level, starLevel, postCount].join(",") + "\n";
    } else {
        console.log(username + " is stupid and can't follow instructions.");
    }
}

console.log(x);

This post has been edited by Ass Spanker: Dec 25 2021, 19:15

Hi, i'm interested in:

[H10264]Legendary Shielding Plate Greaves of Stoneskin(Heavy Armor)
http://hentaiverse.org/pages/showequip.php...;key=f1f5748d80

Is 50k ok for you?

As an anecdote, today i won the Special prize for the best image in the latest Freeshop raffle. It was nice (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Wow, you're an amazing person LOL
Sh10261]Legendary Agile Kite Shield of Dampening(Shield
33333 credits? Anyway I will send it to someone for free
I'm glad to send the 54th start up pack to help other players, it's the 6th round XD

Good day~

Hi, i'm interested in:

[H10264]Legendary Shielding Plate Greaves of Stoneskin(Heavy Armor)
http://hentaiverse.org/pages/showequip.php...;key=f1f5748d80

Is 50k ok for you?

As an anecdote, today i won the Special prize for the best image in the latest Freeshop raffle. It was nice (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Sent
Have a nice day (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
And a nice doge
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Wow, you're an amazing person LOL
Sh10261]Legendary Agile Kite Shield of Dampening(Shield
33333 credits? Anyway I will send it to someone for free
I'm glad to send the 54th start up pack to help other players, it's the 6th round XD

Good day~

LOOLLL I forgot to lock my equipments (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Sorry I'm still equipping this one (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
I'll send this to you (free) after I find a better shield (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Your starter pack helped me a lot when I first started playing HV

enjoy yourself . Wish you have a nice day. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by limitway: Dec 3 2016, 11:45

[1H10283]Magnificent Demonic Rapier of the Vampire

I dunno about price... 10k? 12k? or less? (have mercy)

Anyway, COD please.

I'm interested in these two:
[L10281]Magnificent Onyx Shade Helmet of the Fleet(Light Armor)
[L10282]Magnificent Shade Gauntlets of the Fleet(Light Armor)

How about 10k each?

Have a nice day (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

[1H10283]Magnificent Demonic Rapier of the Vampire

I dunno about price... 10k? 12k? or less? (have mercy)

Anyway, COD please.

I'm interested in these two:
[L10281]Magnificent Onyx Shade Helmet of the Fleet(Light Armor)
[L10282]Magnificent Shade Gauntlets of the Fleet(Light Armor)

How about 10k each?

Have a nice day (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

-Sent-
Nice day (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

updated after a long lazy period. somebody grabs something please~~ I don't want moss to grow in my thread~~

[H112328]Exquisite Power Helmet of Protection

[H112331]Exquisite Power Armor of Protection

[H112333]Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Protection

[H112342]Exquisite Cobalt Power Leggings of Protection

[H112345]Exquisite Power Boots of Protection

I'm interested in these equipments. How about 5k each?

[H112336]Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Slaughter(Heavy Armor)

How about 10k?

[L11234]Exquisite Shade Leggings of the Arcanist(Light Armor)
[L11236]Exquisite Shade Helmet of the Arcanist(Light Armor)

Can I get these two?

[H112328]Exquisite Power Helmet of Protection

[H112331]Exquisite Power Armor of Protection

[H112333]Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Protection

[H112342]Exquisite Cobalt Power Leggings of Protection

[H112345]Exquisite Power Boots of Protection

I'm interested in these equipments. How about 5k each?

[H112336]Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Slaughter(Heavy Armor)

How about 10k?

Sent (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Have a good day

[L11234]Exquisite Shade Leggings of the Arcanist(Light Armor)
[L11236]Exquisite Shade Helmet of the Arcanist(Light Armor)

Can I get these two?

At least make an offer (￣ω￣) Or I won't know how much you are willing to pay (￣ω￣)

This post has been edited by as013: Dec 23 2016, 05:42

good day, ehm this baby looks tempting

[H112346]Exquisite Power Boots of Slaughter(Heavy Armor)

so if you don't mind to part with it for 25k i will very much appreciate it...

on another note...

"Listen Up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of strawberry milk!"

-Gintoki

good day, ehm this baby looks tempting

[H112346]Exquisite Power Boots of Slaughter(Heavy Armor)

so if you don't mind to part with it for 25k i will very much appreciate it...

on another note...

"Listen Up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of strawberry milk!"

-Gintoki

Sent.
Merry Christmas (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Shield
[Sh11261]Magnificent Kite Shield of Deflection(Shield)

Heavy
[H112636]Exquisite Power Armor of Warding(Heavy Armor)

These 2 please, mag shieldy for 10k, exq pow for 15k.

Anyway:

Spoiler text - Highlight to read...

I trudged pass the onslaught of time, same for every person who survive from almost the beginning to now is a testament to their stubbornness, determination, and the prove of humanities greatest will. Though ironically, throughout the duration, experience does expose and corrupts, much like power. No longer a naive, wide-eyed idealist, each and every of the "old living memory" are anything but the sanest man one encounters.

Former comrades in arms, realizing the favor is not on their side, defects to the enemy encampment. The price of free will are thus enslaved, brighter future they may be, while being treated mercilessly as the bottom of the rung, while still smugly scorns at the loyalists. Those whom may not, but nevertheless tired of the stalemate of situation, deserts the frontline in droves.

Being ruthless, merciless, and occasionally emotionless, might be the thing that keeps me going. Being appointed commissar for a long period of time, naturally invites resentment and hate even among comrades. But it is necessary, or I plainly didn't care, the most recent insults were anything but a small ripple that I faced for these many years. Fighting for a lost cause is like trying to save a sinking ship, and there is no longer any motivation for a better future, rather, a defiant resist to the end. In case of god performing a joke miracle, and created a salvation ahead... then I shall block every deserters and traitors who cross the line from returning.

Yo.
Good luck with your spiral of happiness. Let's me in the fun.
Mmm... How about [H11265]Legendary Zircon Plate Sabatons of Protection(Heavy Armor)
Dunno. 25k sounds fair?

[H112634]Magnificent Power Armor of Protection(Heavy Armor)

I'm interested in this equipments.How about 25k?

I'm interested in this. How about 15k?

[H112648]Exquisite Power Boots of Slaughter(Heavy Armor)

This post has been edited by soohikenpi: Dec 28 2016, 07:10

~All sent~
Nice day (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)