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I HATE SPORTS SO I AIN'T WATCHIN'
HV 2016 NEWBIE PLAYER EVENT
*** FEBURARY 7, 2016 ***
*** ONLY FOR PLAYERS UNDER LEVEL 180!!! ***

HERE'S HOW THE CONTEST IS GOING TO GO!!!
On Superbowl Sunday [Feb 7], simply post a made up or true story about what you're doing besides watching the Superbowl. The thread for this contest will be in the Hentaiverse WTS forum!

I will judge the best tale.

The teller of the best tale will get The First Place Equipment Set Pick
That means the winner will get to pick one whole set - one rapier, one shield, one power armor, one helmet, one gauntlet, one leggings, and one power boots.

The second place winner will get The Second Place Equipment Set
That means once the first place winner has picked their set, the second place winner will automatically get the second set.

The third place winner will get TEN Bubblegum and TEN Flower Vases to brutally boost their damage in HV battles!

Here are the choices for the first and second equipment set!
25226860 - Exquisite Ethereal Rapier of Slaughter // 42206680 - Exquisite Ethereal Rapier of Slaughter

61159821 - Magnificent Force Shield of Protection // 46947474 - Magnificent Reinforced Kite Shield of Stoneskin

62138759 - Exquisite Power Helmet of Slaughter // 54167382 - Legendary Cobalt Power Helmet of Balance

62088261 - Exquisite Power Armor of Protection // 58890313 - Exquisite Power Armor of Protection

60591457 - Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Protection // 37054102 - Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Slaughter

56035599 - Exquisite Power Leggings of Protection // 64529662 - Exquisite Power Leggings of Protection

54102034 - Exquisite Power Boots of Protection // 62402964 - Exquisite Amber Power Boots of Slaughter

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This thread has been created a few days ahead of time so that newbies can ask questions or post a few warm-up stories and chat about it!

No entries are going to count except those posted after 12am PST on Sunday, February 7!

Remember, only players below level 180 are qualified to play!

This post has been edited by jacquelope: Feb 7 2016, 23:03

I'm a mage playstyler and do not want to get equipment i'll not use, so i'm effectively disqualifying myself from the contest. Plus, i'm lvl 175, so there's that.

BUT! THERE IS ALWAYS A BUTT! I APPRECIATE THOSE ENLIGHTENED ONES WHO FOLLOW THE PATH OF HUMOUR intentionally or not BY ASKING PEOPLE TO make up tell true stories about what they're doing today, so I'M GONNA PARTICIPATE NONETHELESS *cough cough* excuse my caps incontinency.



This day I woke up as I woke up every other day: with my cat on my face.

Her name is Tinkerbell. Yes, I know that's not a suitable name for a cat whose mass normally interferes with gravity measurement equipment, but hey.

Anyway. We were talking about my cat, Tinkerbell. Say hello,Tink---*rrrrumblerumblerumbleMEOOOOOWWrrrumblerumblerumble.* ... thaaat must have registered as a magnitudo 35 earthquake in Australia, so let's not do it EVER again.

Anyway. Did I say we were talking about my cat? Today I woke up as I woke up every other day: with Tinkerbell on my face. And given what you now know about my cat's massive size, that must give you hints as to why I'm mentally damaged.

Going on. I had absolutely no idea today there would be superbowl, so I did not even bother to look at it, not that that would have been easy, given having something classifiable as celestial object in the house somehow hinders the possibility of watching TV or of life itself.

I simply woke up, gave two poor bulls to eat to the fiend, and sat in front of the pc.

And then, the horror.

I had left the windows open.

Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "so what." And that's perfectly fine, really, since you don't know all the implications.

You see, you don't have a devil disguised as a cat in your house, as I have, did I mention her name is Tinkerbell, a cat, I might add, which for some reason does NOT try to escape the home even if her body's impact on the walls would probably reduce them to submolecular matter... IF THE BLASTED WINDOWS ARE CLOSED.

The irreparable had happened. The beast had tried to make for freedom and now my house was short a wall, and the prime evil had been unleashed upon the world.

Now, you're probably asking yourself why you're not hearing loud thumps outside your courtyard in this instant. Well, the fact is sound propagates through air, and air has a difficult time propagating around Tinkerbell, due to physics crying unconsolably in a corner.

As you spend your last living hours in this world, i'd like to extend to you my sincerest apologies, and tell you one last great truth.

This isn't even the worse.

What's the worse?

Running around your courtyard trying to retrieve a lost cat at 3 AM screaming TINKERBEEELL!! TINKERBEEELL!!.

And having your neighbours get on the balconies and scream back: YOU'RE NOT F***ING PETER PAAAAN!




I hope I elicited some laughter from you. Godspeed, and may Tinkerbell herself be with you!!!!!

.

This post has been edited by Petal_Kiss: Dec 17 2019, 08:47

I forgot that day is the super bowl
ok, this story is about I get up after
"Rumble ......" clap of thunder woke me sleep, I got up and approached the window, had just been discovered in the early morning, just the sky clouds covered dawn glow, everything seemed shrouded in darkness among. The sky rain, the town seems to be turbulent sea in a small boat drift.

I was going to leave, but in the vast rain suddenly shimmering light, I can not help but hesitated, thinking: Who would weather this storm out? He came out to do? Leaving the pace suddenly stopped.

Rain poured down from the sky, brighter hidden when rain shimmer, as if heaven summon the strength to want to destroy the rain of light. Twilight was slowly close, I vaguely see a figure in the rain before the line stumble. A few minutes later, night has been moved downstairs, I discovered that the man had also holding a bicycle. Why he can not ride it? This storm may even cars shaky ride it!

"Rumble ......" is thunder, the wind whistling in the city raged, the rain from the sky as frantic race diarrhea, if Shixian Taibai face of this scene would sigh, "suspected Galaxy nine days," it! Suddenly, the rain shadow fell on the ground, and that figure continues to struggle in the rain, you want to stand up, I can not help him worried. The wind has been blowing, the rain kept down, if you want to crush that person. Finally, the rain shadow slowly stood up, holding the car to our corridor, it may be to shelter from the rain.

A few minutes later, I was going back to the house, knock on the door suddenly sounded. I surprised a moment, I thought: Who would come to my house this weather it? I opened the door with a puzzled, man, save only stand at the door, the rain running down his dirty clothes to keep ground water have accumulated into a creek. Looked up, and rain down his face constantly shed, there is a scar on his left cheek, the blood was slowly oozing.

I was wondering this man, he will be behind the green bag pulled to the front, I saw emblazoned with "Post" has been washed out of the four characters. I can not help but suddenly realized that the postman. I saw that he would shivering hand slowly inserted into the bag, took out a tough nylon cloth wrapped newspaper, progressive door iron railings, difficult for me laughed and said: "Look, this is your family newspaper. "I heard hesitated, tears in the eyes spin. I opened the gate and choked him and said: "Uncle, come in out of the rain now!" He could not help but surprised a moment, his face showing a gentle smile, waved his hand to me: "No, no, I'm going to send to someone's home newspaper. "then he walked slowly down the stairs.

The sky rain, I looked at the distant shimmer away, quietly shed tears face ......

Life has numerous mortal, undergoing countless little things, but it is these little things mortal move us again and again!

This post has been edited by kevinloo: Feb 8 2016, 09:09

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Okay so this is a story all about how my internet went "whops, not now"
Later on saying "OK, all good" and I got back on.


Today was just like any other day. Going back and forth to my kitchen to refill my coffee mug. Should probably get a new mug without holes in it.

However! Something was out of the ordinary today! I went out on an adventure with sushi in mind. Whilst walking I encountered a monster, he asked for directions so I pointed to the left and continued walking.
I heard a swooshing sound coming from where it was so I turned around and saw elevating slices of fish and rice roaming around. They spoke and said in the most delightful and harmonic tune,
"Listen you nut"
Followed with a ground shacking shout from every single flying piece around,
"HAVE A GOOD DAY!!"
Given the shock of my situation I jump up and slap the rice. His fish friend caught him, thus creating the first combination of rice and fish rolled together. Then all of them started flying wildly around and smashing into each other. Moments later there are every kind of sushi imaginable floating.
I jump up again and just gaze at my surroundings, until I notice how I have not felt the ground under my feet since that jump. I tilt my head down bursting into smiles then chase the food up in the skies until caught up and start my feast.
Content and happy I make my way back home and buy myself a new coffee mug.
Speaking of which, the time has come for my to refill it. Appears that the new one has holes in it as well.

This post has been edited by esam: Feb 8 2016, 08:37

I dont care with below 180 rule

here my tale

On Superbowl Sunday [Feb 7], simply post a made up or true story about what you're doing besides watching the Superbowl.

bomb the stadium. and blame ISIS.

Never seen a football game in my life.

People don't even play football in my country.

Furthermore I think it's so boring

Okay sorry for the long sleep.

All the entries are in and the winners are as follows!

FIRST PRIZE
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AWESOMELY DONE! So here's the deal - you get to pick one entire equipment set. One rapier, one shield, one power armor, helmet, leggings, gauntlet, and boots. See the OP for what you can pick from!

SECOND PRIZE
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Well done, kevinloo! When Lampone has made their pick, you will automatically receive the other set.

THIRD PRIZE
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Great show! You win 10 Flower vase and 10 Bubblegum. Go make some monsters' day miserable, eh!

a723370967 was the only other qualifying entry so you are receiving 15 Last Elixir!

Thanks for Participating, Everyone!!!

This post has been edited by jacquelope: Feb 8 2016, 17:25

Thank you!=)

Hey guys! Don't forget that I also reset all request cooldowns on my Freeshop!

thank you very much

Lampone are you out there? Your prize is kinda waiting for you. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Huh, did Lampone quit HV?

Huh, did Lampone quit HV?

thats just normal with people under lvl 350 ^^ those guys are not really playing this game.. maybe making 1 arena per week or so

Hmmm, well the winner list will need to bump downwards then.

That leaves kevinloo as the runner up...


Kevinloo what's your equipment pick?

Hmmm, well the winner list will need to bump downwards then.

That leaves kevinloo as the runner up...
Kevinloo what's your equipment pick?

Do I only choose set 1,2? or one by one choose?

Guessing as set 1,2

Do I only choose set 1,2? or one by one choose?

You can pick any one equipment of any type.

One rapier, one helmet, one armor, etc

The others will go to esam.

You can pick any one equipment of any type.

One rapier, one helmet, one armor, etc

The others will go to esam.

Can i choose
42206680 - Exquisite Ethereal Rapier of Slaughter
61159821 - Magnificent Force Shield of Protection
54167382 - Legendary Cobalt Power Helmet of Balance
58890313 - Exquisite Power Armor of Protection
37054102 - Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Slaughter
64529662 - Exquisite Power Leggings of Protection
62402964 - Exquisite Amber Power Boots of Slaughter
thank you so much

This post has been edited by kevinloo: Feb 11 2016, 06:36

Can i choose
42206680 - Exquisite Ethereal Rapier of Slaughter
61159821 - Magnificent Force Shield of Protection
54167382 - Legendary Cobalt Power Helmet of Balance
58890313 - Exquisite Power Armor of Protection
37054102 - Exquisite Power Gauntlets of Slaughter
64529662 - Exquisite Power Leggings of Protection
62402964 - Exquisite Amber Power Boots of Slaughter
thank you so much

Okay, armor set sent, other armor set sent to esam (who was below lvl 180 when he played)!

Thanks for playing, guys!

This post has been edited by jacquelope: Feb 11 2016, 07:42