[X] My Assistant

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This post has been edited by jacquelope: Feb 7 2016, 23:08

Less than two days before it starts... anyone want to practice or ask questions?

On Super Bowl Sunday, I plan to watch Puppy Bowl and then maybe later that night after Downton Abbey, fap and play with my feet. Look at my toes 'n' shit. Ponder life, etc.

I'll take the Bubble Gums and Flower Vases.

Okay the contest has started! If you're under level 180, come on and tell us what you're up to today!

I think free stuff should go to WTS with [Free] at topic, so people will click (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

this is my story
This Sunday, I had intended to buy take-away look "super bowl" live in my home, I went to McDonald's to buy my favorite Big Mac, I am happy to go home ready to watch live. After returning home, when I opened it, I found that Big Mac why only a piece of meat! ! I retrospect, it seems that the staff and onther staff talk about "Super Bowl" was jubilant, may be therefore put less a piece of meat. I think the Super Bowl is really big influence.

This post has been edited by kevinloo: Feb 7 2016, 22:56

I think free stuff should go to WTS with [Free] at topic, so people will click (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I already have a thread there and I feared that adding this into it, or making a second free thread, would confuse things.

I already have a thread there and I feared that adding this into it, or making a second free thread, would confuse things.

yeah i think the WTS would have been the way to go. plenty of people, including myself, have run giveaway threads there in addition to our regular shop, with no particular hassles. by the way, it's already monday morning here and i'll be at work whilst the game is on (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

yeah i think the WTS would have been the way to go. plenty of people, including myself, have run giveaway threads there in addition to our regular shop, with no particular hassles. by the way, it's already monday morning here and i'll be at work whilst the game is on (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Hmmph, any way to move the thread to WTS?

Why don't you like football? It has the word foot in it.

Check out the pigskins on these little piggies.

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If you're under level 180

Aw!

Ok well I made a new thread in WTS, hopefully people will see and join in. Also kevinloo I recorded your entry!

I'm a mage playstyler and do not want to get equipment i'll not use, so i'm effectively disqualifying myself from the contest. Plus, i'm lvl 175, so there's that.

BUT! THERE IS ALWAYS A BUTT! I APPRECIATE THOSE ENLIGHTENED ONES WHO FOLLOW THE PATH OF HUMOUR intentionally or not BY ASKING PEOPLE TO make up tell true stories about what they're doing today, so I'M GONNA PARTICIPATE NONETHELESS *cough cough* excuse my caps incontinency.



This day I woke up as I woke up every other day: with my cat on my face.

Her name is Tinkerbell. Yes, I know that's not a suitable name for a cat whose mass normally interferes with gravity measurement equipment, but hey.

Anyway. We were talking about my cat, Tinkerbell. Say hello,Tink---*rrrrumblerumblerumbleMEOOOOOWWrrrumblerumblerumble.* ... thaaat must have registered as a magnitudo 35 earthquake in Australia, so let's not do it EVER again.

Anyway. Did I say we were talking about my cat? Today I woke up as I woke up every other day: with Tinkerbell on my face. And given what you now know about my cat's massive size, that must give you hints as to why I'm mentally damaged.

Going on. I had absolutely no idea today there would be superbowl, so I did not even bother to look at it, not that that would have been easy, given having something classifiable as celestial object in the house somehow hinders the possibility of watching TV or of life itself.

I simply woke up, gave two poor bulls to eat to the fiend, and sat in front of the pc.

And then, the horror.

I had left the windows open.

Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "so what." And that's perfectly fine, really, since you don't know all the implications.

You see, you don't have a devil disguised as a cat in your house, as I have, did I mention her name is Tinkerbell, a cat, I might add, which for some reason does NOT try to escape the home even if her body's impact on the walls would probably reduce them to submolecular matter... IF THE BLASTED WINDOWS ARE CLOSED.

The irreparable had happened. The beast had tried to make for freedom and now my house was short a wall, and the prime evil had been unleashed upon the world.

Now, you're probably asking yourself why you're not hearing loud thumps outside your courtyard in this instant. Well, the fact is sound propagates through air, and air has a difficult time propagating around Tinkerbell, due to physics crying unconsolably in a corner.

As you spend your last living hours in this world, i'd like to extend to you my sincerest apologies, and tell you one last great truth.

This isn't even the worse.

What's the worse?

Running around your courtyard trying to retrieve a lost cat at 3 AM screaming TINKERBEEELL!! TINKERBEEELL!!.

And having your neighbours get on the balconies and scream back: YOU'RE NOT F***ING PETER PAAAAN!




I hope I elicited some laughter from you. Godspeed, and may Tinkerbell herself be with you!!!!!

I'm a mage playstyler and do not want to get equipment i'll not use, so i'm effectively disqualifying myself from the contest. Plus, i'm lvl 175, so there's that.

BUT! THERE IS ALWAYS A BUTT! I APPRECIATE THOSE ENLIGHTENED ONES WHO FOLLOW THE PATH OF HUMOUR intentionally or not BY ASKING PEOPLE TO make up tell true stories about what they're doing today, so I'M GONNA PARTICIPATE NONETHELESS *cough cough* excuse my caps incontinency.
This day I woke up as I woke up every other day: with my cat on my face.

Her name is Tinkerbell. Yes, I know that's not a suitable name for a cat whose mass normally interferes with gravity measurement equipment, but hey.

Anyway. We were talking about my cat, Tinkerbell. Say hello,Tink---*rrrrumblerumblerumbleMEOOOOOWWrrrumblerumblerumble.* ... thaaat must have registered as a magnitudo 35 earthquake in Australia, so let's not do it EVER again.

Anyway. Did I say we were talking about my cat? Today I woke up as I woke up every other day: with Tinkerbell on my face. And given what you now know about my cat's massive size, that must give you hints as to why I'm mentally damaged.

Going on. I had absolutely no idea today there would be superbowl, so I did not even bother to look at it, not that that would have been easy, given having something classifiable as celestial object in the house somehow hinders the possibility of watching TV or of life itself.

I simply woke up, gave two poor bulls to eat to the fiend, and sat in front of the pc.

And then, the horror.

I had left the windows open.

Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "so what." And that's perfectly fine, really, since you don't know all the implications.

You see, you don't have a devil disguised as a cat in your house, as I have, did I mention her name is Tinkerbell, a cat, I might add, which for some reason does NOT try to escape the home even if her body's impact on the walls would probably reduce them to submolecular matter... IF THE BLASTED WINDOWS ARE CLOSED.

The irreparable had happened. The beast had tried to make for freedom and now my house was short a wall, and the prime evil had been unleashed upon the world.

Now, you're probably asking yourself why you're not hearing loud thumps outside your courtyard in this instant. Well, the fact is sound propagates through air, and air has a difficult time propagating around Tinkerbell, due to physics crying unconsolably in a corner.

As you spend your last living hours in this world, i'd like to extend to you my sincerest apologies, and tell you one last great truth.

This isn't even the worse.

What's the worse?

Running around your courtyard trying to retrieve a lost cat at 3 AM screaming TINKERBEEELL!! TINKERBEEELL!!.

And having your neighbours get on the balconies and scream back: YOU'RE NOT F***ING PETER PAAAAN!
I hope I elicited some laughter from you. Godspeed, and may Tinkerbell herself be with you!!!!!

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Okay that makes two entries! BTW folks the contest thread has moved to WTS!!!
The contest is now here!

However I will be watching this thread, too, because of all the confusion I will no doubt have managed to generate.