[X] My Assistant

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1064 16 You gain 200034 Credits!
1064 15 You gain 15976.73 EXP!
1064 14 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
1064 13 Arena Token Bonus! [Chaos Token]
1064 12 Arena Clear Bonus! [Average Plate Gauntlets of the Frost-born]
1064 11 Flying Spaghetti Monster dropped [Noodly Appendage]
1064 10 You are Victorious!
1064 9 Regen restores 114 points of health.
1064 8 The effect Bleeding Wound on Flying Spaghetti Monster has expired.
1064 7 Stop kicking the dead horse.
1064 6 Flying Spaghetti Monster has been defeated.
1064 5 Spreading Poison hits Flying Spaghetti Monster for 29 damage.
1064 4 You evade the attack from Flying Spaghetti Monster.
1064 3 Flying Spaghetti Monster gains the effect Silenced.
1064 2 You cast Silence.
1064 1 You gain 0.02 points of deprecating magic proficiency.

It spawned with about 520,000 HP and ironically it died from Spreading Poison, which only dealt 29 damage per turn.. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) All I did in the last turn was cast Silence which was about to expire.

Now to figure out how to beat Real Life.. =_=

545 5 You gain 119 Credits!
545 4 You gain 1143238.01 EXP!
545 3 You are Victorious!
545 2 Mikuru Asahina has been defeated.
545 1 You crit Mikuru Asahina for 10683 soul damage.
544 4 Mikuru Asahina gains the effect Stunned.

Take that bitch!

This post has been edited by cmdct: Jun 20 2011, 18:19

T&T Battletoads - complete!
6-7 godly mana pots.

1426 13 You gain 1744 Credits!
1426 12 You gain 567042.91 EXP!
1426 11 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
1426 10 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Blood]
1426 9 Arena Clear Bonus! [Superior Leather Boots of Protection]
1426 8 Verdandi dropped [Superior Longsword of Slaughter]
1426 7 Yggdrasil dropped [Sapling]
1426 6 Skuld dropped [Godly Health Potion]
1426 5 You are Victorious!
1426 4 The effect Hastened has expired.
1426 3 Verdandi has been defeated.
1426 2 You crit Verdandi for 998 crushing damage.
1426 1 You drain 4.3 MP from Verdandi


0 5 Spawned Monster D: MID=29 (Verdandi) LV=202 HP=796900 MP=81 SP=42 NA=133 Type=hostile
0 4 Spawned Monster C: MID=30 (Yggdrasil) LV=206 HP=343750 MP=294 SP=171 NA=132 Type=hostile
0 3 Spawned Monster B: MID=28 (Urd) LV=203 HP=800800 MP=301 SP=133 NA=133 Type=hostile
0 2 Spawned Monster A: MID=27 (Skuld) LV=201 HP=793000 MP=265 SP=97 NA=134 Type=hostile
0 1 Initializing arena challenge #28 (Round 100 / 100) ...
0 0 Battle Start!

Exile Cleared

16 14 You gain 18083 Credits!
16 13 You gain 3715.97 EXP!
16 12 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
16 11 Arena Token Bonus! [Chaos Token]
16 10 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Rapier of the Banshee]
16 9 Blue Hedgehog dropped [Average Health Potion]
16 8 White Bunneh dropped [Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
16 7 Manthra dropped [Average Health Potion]
16 6 Apathetic Canuck dropped [Greater Mana Potion]
16 5 You are Victorious!
16 4 Regen restores 86 points of health.
16 3 White Bunneh has been defeated.

Damn.. so close to beating Heroic Mikuru.. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)



443 4 You have been defeated.
443 3 Bleeding Wound hits Mikuru Asahina for 363 damage.
443 2 Mikuru Asahina hits you for 544 piercing damage.
443 1 You hit Mikuru Asahina for 104 slashing damage.

442 1 You hit Mikuru Asahina for 102 slashing damage.

441 3 Bleeding Wound hits Mikuru Asahina for 363 damage.
441 2 You parry the attack from Mikuru Asahina.
441 1 You hit Mikuru Asahina for 74 slashing damage.

440 3 Bleeding Wound hits Mikuru Asahina for 363 damage.
440 2 You evade the attack from Mikuru Asahina.
440 1 You hit Mikuru Asahina for 84 slashing damage.

439 1 You hit Mikuru Asahina for 71 slashing damage.

Ffffffffffuck. x_x If I knew I was gonna evade/parry those last 2 attacks, I'd have used another Dark Infusion and I would've probably won. Oh well.

To Kill a God Cleared (Heroic)

146 14 You gain 1140 Credits!
146 13 You gain 117143.11 EXP!
146 12 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
146 11 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Healing]
146 10 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Leather Helmet of Dampening]
146 9 Mikuru Asahina dropped [Bunny-Girl Costume]
146 8 Apathetic Canuck dropped [Superior Dagger of Balance]
146 7 Mutant Peacock dropped [Infusion of Lightning]
146 6 Tentacle Monster dropped [Scroll of Warding]
146 5 You are Victorious!
146 4 Regen II restores 234 points of health.
146 3 Mikuru Asahina has been defeated.
146 2 Banish hits Mikuru Asahina for 3801 holy damage.
146 1 You cast Banish.

Did a test run on hard earlier today, and decided heroic wouldn't be too bad.

16 14 You gain 20049 Credits!
16 13 You gain 2531.25 EXP!
16 12 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
16 11 Arena Clear Bonus! [Godly Health Potion]
16 10 Mind Raper dropped [Average Shortsword of the Raccoon]
16 9 Zombie Cow dropped [Crystal of Frost]
16 8 Blue Hedgehog dropped [Crystal of Lightning]
16 7 White Bunneh dropped [Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
16 6 Apathetic Canuck dropped [Lesser Health Potion]
16 5 You are Victorious!
16 4 Regen restores 99 points of health.
16 3 White Bunneh has been defeated.


Feast for crows Cleared

This post has been edited by Annoyed: Jun 27 2011, 05:25

178 11 You gain 25012 Credits!
178 10 You gain 2963.14 EXP!
178 9 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
178 8 Arena Token Bonus! [Chaos Token]
178 7 Arena Clear Bonus! [Average Oak Staff of the Priestess]
178 6 Yuki Nagato dropped [Broken Glasses]
178 5 You are Victorious!
178 4 Regen restores 96 points of health.
178 3 Yuki Nagato has been defeated.

Real Life is no more! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) And much easier than I expected..

159 16 You gain 50058 Credits!
159 15 You gain 8342.32 EXP!
159 14 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
159 13 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Blood]
159 12 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Leather Helmet of Deflection]
159 11 Real Life dropped [Black T-Shirt]
159 10 You are Victorious!



Real Life: ~260,000 HP
Full Curse-Weaver set + Arcane Focus + Flower Vase + Bubble Gum + Poison = 282,576 HP (1624/turn, max 174 turns). Heavy bleeding made it even quicker though.

Also used:
3 Scrolls of the Avatar
3 Scrolls of Shadows
3 Infusions of Gaia
1 Health Elixir
0 Mana Potions ^^

142 16 You gain 50027 Credits!
142 15 You gain 5681.27 EXP!
142 14 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
142 13 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Healing]
142 12 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Leather Boots of Protection]
142 11 Real Life dropped [Black T-Shirt]
142 10 You are Victorious!
142 9 Regen restores 111 points of health.
142 8 The effect Weakened on Real Life has expired.
142 7 The effect Bewildered on Real Life has expired.
142 6 Real Life has been defeated. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
142 5 Spreading Poison hits Real Life for 2103 damage.
142 4 Real Life hits you for 547 soul damage.
142 3 Magic Missile hits Real Life for 84 piercing damage.
142 2 You cast Magic Missile.
142 1 You gain 0.01 points of staff proficiency.


120 8 Regen restores 111 points of health.
120 7 Spreading Poison hits Real Life for 2103 damage. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
120 6 You evade the attack from Real Life.
120 5 Real Life is agitated!
120 4 Spreading Poison hits Real Life for 2103 damage.
120 3 Real Life hits you for 257 soul damage.
120 2 Magic Missile blasts Real Life for 101 piercing damage.
120 1 You cast Magic Missile.



112 2 Magic Missile blasts Real Life for 80 piercing damage. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
112 1 You cast Magic Missile.



82 6 Internet Shutdown hits you for 8257 soul damage. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
82 5 Real Life casts Internet Shutdown

302 10 You gain 25030 Credits!
302 9 You gain 4751.87 EXP!
302 8 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
302 7 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Healing]
302 6 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Shortsword of Balance]
302 5 Yuki Nagato dropped [Broken Glasses]
302 4 You are Victorious!

Beat Heroic Mikuru:

413 9 You gain 1029 Credits!
413 8 You gain 12999.57 EXP!
413 7 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
413 6 Arena Token Bonus! [Chaos Token]
413 5 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fair Plate Cuirass of the Frost-born]
413 4 Mikuru Asahina dropped [Bunny-Girl Costume]
413 3 You are Victorious!

Tried to beat her with the Poison technique.. but I forgot to put on my Curse-Weaver gear. As you can see it took about 300 turns longer than it should.. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

299 16 You gain 61333 Credits!
299 15 You gain 145604.92 EXP!
299 14 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
299 13 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Healing]
299 12 Arena Clear Bonus! [Superior Cotton Shoes of Warding]
299 11 Ryouko Asakura dropped [Hinamatsuri Doll]
299 10 Cookie Monster dropped [Godly Health Potion]
299 9 Apathetic Canuck dropped [Average Cotton Pants of the Thunder-child]
299 8 Mind Raper dropped [Godly Spirit Potion]
299 7 Mithra dropped [Mithra's Flower]
299 6 Mikuru Asahina dropped [Bunny-Girl Costume]
299 5 Manthra dropped [Fine Cotton Gloves of Protection]
299 4 You are Victorious!
299 3 Ryouko Asakura has been defeated.
299 2 Your offhand hits Ryouko Asakura for 225 piercing damage.
299 1 You hit Ryouko Asakura for 449 crushing damage.

Welp, that's The Twilight. And I thought EoD was bad.

Heroic Yuki Nagato

211 9 You gain 1045 Credits!
211 8 You gain 13479.25 EXP!
211 7 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
211 6 Arena Token Bonus! [Chaos Token]
211 5 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Katalox Staff of the Owl]
211 4 Yuki Nagato dropped [Broken Glasses]
211 3 You are Victorious!

13 You gain 1237 Credits!
12 You gain 2092895.52 EXP!
11 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
10 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Healing]
9 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Oak Staff of the Earth-walker]
8 Mithra dropped [Mithra's Flower]
7 Blue Hedgehog dropped [Godly Mana Potion]
6 Zombie Cow dropped [Godly Spirit Potion]
5 Mikuru Asahina dropped [Bunny-Girl Costume]
4 Mind Raper dropped [Superior Longsword of Slaughter]
You are Victorious!
2 Mikuru Asahina has been defeated.
1 You crit Mikuru Asahina for 1088 soul damage.

That's the last one before EoD on IWBTH, got everything else. Is this even still an accomplishment?

And I'm not gonna go any further. Fuck, really. EoD on IWBTH? Maybe if I'm on drugs or have some hookers over or am otherwise entertained on a similar level.

Invisible Pink Unicorn Down

265 17 You gain 100048 Credits!
265 16 You gain 8489.32 EXP!
265 15 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
265 14 Arena Token Bonus! [Chaos Token]
265 13 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Kevlar Leggings of Warding]
265 12 Invisible Pink Unicorn dropped [Unicorn Horn]
265 11 You are Victorious!
265 10 The effect Coalesced Mana on Invisible Pink Unicorn has expired.
265 9 The effect Turbulent Air on Invisible Pink Unicorn has expired.
265 8 The effect Bewildered on Invisible Pink Unicorn has expired.
265 7 Invisible Pink Unicorn has been defeated. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
265 6 Spreading Poison hits Invisible Pink Unicorn for 1826 damage.
265 5 You evade the attack from Invisible Pink Unicorn.
265 4 Invisible Pink Unicorn gains the effect Coalesced Mana.
265 3 Invisible Pink Unicorn gains the effect Turbulent Air.
265 2 Hurricane blasts Invisible Pink Unicorn for 355 wind damage. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
265 1 You cast Hurricane.



258 7 Spreading Poison hits Invisible Pink Unicorn for 1826 damage. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
258 6 Invisible Pink Unicorn misses the attack against you.
258 5 Invisible Pink Unicorn casts Perplexing Paradox

181 9 Regen restores 111 points of health.
181 8 Spreading Poison hits Invisible Pink Unicorn for 1687 damage.
181 7 You evade the attack from Invisible Pink Unicorn.
181 6 Spreading Poison hits Invisible Pink Unicorn for 1687 damage.
181 5 The hostile spell is drained. You gain 28 Magic Points.
181 4 Invisible Pink Unicorn casts Perplexing Paradox
181 3 Invisible Pink Unicorn is agitated! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
181 2 Magic Missile hits Invisible Pink Unicorn for 70 piercing damage.
181 1 You cast Magic Missile.

139 7 Ether Theft drains 22 points of mana from Invisible Pink Unicorn.
139 6 Spreading Poison hits Invisible Pink Unicorn for 1687 damage. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
139 5 You resist the attack from Invisible Pink Unicorn.
139 4 Invisible Pink Unicorn casts Perplexing Paradox

A picture is worth a thousand words (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by cmdct: Jul 2 2011, 00:54

End of Days - normal

46 17 You gain 55667 Credits!
46 16 You gain 86389.6 EXP!
46 15 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
46 14 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Healing]
46 13 Arena Clear Bonus! [Fine Shortsword of Focus]
46 12 Manbearpig dropped [ManBearPig Tail]
46 11 Blue Hedgehog dropped [Godly Health Potion]
46 10 Mind Raper dropped [Average Scythe of the Ox]
46 9 Yuki Nagato dropped [Broken Glasses]
46 8 Manthra dropped [Godly Mana Potion]
46 7 Mikuru Asahina dropped [Bunny-Girl Costume]
46 6 Cockatrice dropped [Superior Spirit Potion]
46 5 Zombie Cow dropped [Superior Health Potion]
46 4 You are Victorious!
46 3 Mikuru Asahina has been defeated.
46 2 Banish blasts Mikuru Asahina for 15895 holy damage.
46 1 You cast Banish.

...that took forever.

This post has been edited by Moe Zayik: Jul 2 2011, 06:36

Eve of Death Cleared (Heroic, first attempt, no items)!

177 14 You gain 45153 Credits!
177 13 You gain 132962.05 EXP!
177 12 Your HP and MP have been fully restored!
177 11 Arena Token Bonus! [Token of Blood]
177 10 Arena Clear Bonus! [Godly Health Potion]
177 9 Mikuru Asahina dropped [Bunny-Girl Costume]
177 8 Zombie Cow dropped [Scroll of Shielding]
177 7 Manthra dropped [Crystal of Cunning]
177 6 Mithra dropped [Mithra's Flower]
177 5 Mind Raper dropped [Godly Spirit Potion]
177 4 You are Victorious!
177 3 Mikuru Asahina has been defeated.
177 2 Banish blasts Mikuru Asahina for 6014 holy damage.
177 1 You cast Banish.

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