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editing bounty for Kancolle Bismarck posted at https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=14965

I've accepted this bounty:

https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=14343

Translation will be finished within a couple of days.

It's done:

Page 5
My name is Haramura Nodoka. I'm a first year at Kiyosumi High. Thanks to a promising new members, our mahjong club managed to reach the nationals and win.

Lately, I've been playing mahjong with men on reservation

There's a lot of people I have to play with today, so the matches are going to be held in this huge apartment complex

I'm sure playing mahjong with these man will make me rise up even further. I can't wait.

Page 6
I entered, immediately seeing a large room. A lot of men came to greet me.

The match started while they were interviewing me

So you're the famous nodoka? You're really cute

She sure is

Let's have fun today

First, I have to kiss all the men who have paid for it / I got praised this time, pooling up my drool on my tongue before locking it with the man's

Haa, haa! Daddy~

You're so good with your tongue, nodoka

Page 7
While one of them gently caresses me, another one sticks out his riichi stick in front of me

ah...

It's your beloved riichi stick, nodocchi / I heard you're the kind of girl that gets horny just looking at a penis, is that true?

T...that's not...

True at all...

Oooh? Just as the rumors say, you're one cock-loving titty monster!

N-no! I'm not!

Since the flow seems to be in their hands at the start of this game, I have to firmly stand my ground

I just thought that this penis smelled so much, I'd need my mouth to clean it! Don't get weird ideas!

Page 8
It's important to take the flow to the right places

Come on. Is there dirt pooled up in here too?

I need to attack while keeping an eye on my opponent's moves

Going under the opening...

And using my tongue to tease the crease just under the foreskin

Y-your tongue's moving like it has a life of its own...

As soon as it feels like he's close, I use both of my tiles to squeeze his riichi stick, attacking it to prevent an orgasm

Ngggh! She's playing so aggressively, it feels good...but I can't come!

Page 9
Hehe, we're still getting started.

Nnngh! Nodocchi's double tilejob...it's too good!

haahaa. How is it, daddy? Your cockhead's as red as a red dora

They're so weak to this kind of attack, they're moaning out so cutely!

In this situation, it's better to fight with words

Gentlemen, were you staring at these the whole time while I was playing in the tournament?

ugh...

Do you really like them so much?

Were you watching me play while imagining this kind of lewd stuff?

Imagining that instead of Etopen, I was hugging your cocks?

nnnggggh...

Are you perverts, by any chance?

Page 10
P...perverts...? Uwooooh!

Withouth giving them any time to retaliate, it's time to use them both to attack once more

nh!

nh!

If I do that, their thick cowper* juice will come out of the riichi stick, ready to be sucked in my mouth
[TN: The cowper glands are apparently what secretes cum. The more you know!]

hn!

Their cowper juice is really sweet and tasty!

Aha! Just like this, even though I was just a middle schooler, I'm squeezing down on an adult's cock

How does it feel, getting your cum sucked out like that?

Your semen's all mine, as punishment for your furiten riichi~

Nnnggh...!

Page 11
How is it? Daddy. Have you been waiting invain without a tenpai?

Ngh...Nodocchi's boob pussy is already making me...

It's okay? Spray it all over me. Just squirt your cum inside of my cleavage

Gwoooooh!

I'm coming!

Instead of aiming for a fast win, you should build up your hand and aim for a big explosion at the end!

The feeling of daddy's cum covering my face! There's nothing that feels as good.

Page 12
Carefully attacking and racking up points in a fast sweep...just what you'd expect from the middle school champion

Ah...

But we haven't lost yet

It's time for us to get serious too

Ooh? Isn't your manzu* already leaking?
TN: Manzu = mahjong suit / Manko = pussy

I can't wait to see what this will turn into

D-Daddy's...hard and hot riichi stick is entering my manzu...it's coming...

Let me fulfill your expectations with a fast riichi!

Page 13
Aaaaaaaah! Daddyyyyyyy!

How about this! Daddy's attack!

Kuhiiiii!

Ha! Ha! Your riichi is so thick and strong!

It feels like I'm going to play into it so soon!

Page 14
Aaaah...yes...yeees!

I thought I'd finally grasp the flow away from them this time...

Your simple and fast attack...! It's so strong I can't believe it...!

My secret attack has been seen through, it's turning into a simple naked wait!

Come on, nodocchi! It's time for the next player.

Ah! Ha! It's your big and strong cocks!

mmmph!

Uwooh! She's sucking so hard!

so? Does daddy's riichi taste good?

mh! (2)

Page 15
Nh!

mmh!

She's concentrating coompletely on the tiles right now

Then, it's time to take her 1-Pin!

Mh...!

Umph!

Looks nice, like it's never been used

T-there...!

It quivers in sync with her breathing, what a cute 1-Pin!

D-daddy...that's my butt...

Adults use this during mahjong too. It's a rule you don't use in middle school

ah...ah...! Even though I've never used that wall...he's putting his dick inside of it!

Page 16
No...! His attack is too strong...!

Fwooooh!

I can't stop moaning while his riichi stick pokes at my Fu...

It's a pleasure I've never felt before

Come on, nodocchi. It's not even the tip yet?

Come on, take more of it

An attack I've never felt before

hniih

I can feel the double riichi testing me...

Page 17
Come on! / come on!

hniiih!

hahe!

hahe

How is this? The pleasure of a double yakuman

hahiii! Amazing!

Getting fucked by two cocks rubbing together feels amazing!It feels good! I'm going to come soon!

Even though i'm usually so calm, I'm losing my cool while spouting such vulgarities...! I'd never do something like this, normally...!

My ass...! My ass feels good! So good! Keep attacking it like this!

Page 18
Hahi!

Such an ass masochist, just as you'd expect from the middle school champ

hahiii!

SUch a strong spirited girl is weak to anal...

Did that feel so good?

Ha! hahi!

Anal is the best!

I'm coming every time you thrust, I've come like 30 times already

Hahaha! The net games idol nodocchi is such an anal loving slut! Our sperm idol!

Page 19
Are you okay with this? If that girl in the mahjong club knew you were such an anal slut she'd be horrified

I-I don't care! I care more / About you guys fucking my ass than Saki!

Uwooh!

Oooooh!

Choosing our mahjong game over her friend, what a good girl!

We have to give you a present...!

Page 20
hnoooooh!

It's here, the anal bukkake! / Thick white semen is being shot straight inside of meeeee!

Haaa! (2)

Page 21
Ha!

More!

Ha

More please

Uwoh!

Mmmgh

It seems like she's addicted to playing mahjong with us

Yeesh! I like playing with you guys much more than doing it in that room!

hahi!

It's so fun!

ha!

Ha! Ha!

Hahaha! Don't worry, we're going to play together so much much longer.

Page 22
I don't know how many days I've spent in there. I haven't been to school in days

And just kept playing

Day and night, the game just kept going!

Page 23
Even when we weren't playing, my body still kept smelling like semen the whole time

When eating, food would stop in my throat, and I could taste nothing but semen

Of course, I used no precautions. I didn't care about dangerous tiles

After all, I've been the dealer for quite a while now!

Page 24
Of course, no matter how many times we played, they weren't really playing mahjong for real

But if you're fine with me...

Won't you come and play mahjong with us?

We're waiting for you

Page 25
Since it was a boobs-centered work, I drew the whole thing about nodoka. I'm always rethinking these things. How did this happen?

He breasts are not useless bags of fat! I'll do my best as leader of the rebellion! If I ever manage a coup, I want to make a country of breasts...

Excellent, Saki editing bounty is now live at https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=14981

*PR note: All corrections are marked in red. Crossed out text is to be removed.*

https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=14343

It's done:

Page 5
My name is Haramura Nodoka. I'm a first year at Kiyosumi High. Thanks to some promising new members, our mahjong club managed to reach the nationals and win.

Lately, I've been playing mahjong with men on reservation

There's a lot of people I have to play with today, so the matches are going to be held in this huge apartment complex

I'm sure playing mahjong with these man will make me rise up even further. I can't wait.

Page 6
I entered and immediately saw a large room. A lot of men came to greet me.

The match started while they were interviewing me

So you're the famous Nodoka? You're really cute

She sure is

Let's have fun today

First, I have to kiss all the men who have paid for it / I got praised this time because I pooled up my drool on my tongue before locking it with the man's

Haa, haa! Daddy~

You're so good with your tongue, Nodoka

Page 7
While one of them gently caresses me, another one sticks out his riichi stick in front of me

ah...

It's your beloved riichi stick, Nodocchi / I heard you're the kind of girl that gets horny just by looking at a penis, is that true?

T...that's not...

True at all...

Oooh? Just as the rumors say, you're one cock-loving titty monster!

N-no! I'm not!

Since the flow seems to be in their hands at the start of this game, I have to firmly stand my ground

I just thought that this penis smelled so much, I'd need my mouth to clean it! Don't get weird ideas!

Page 8
It's important to take the flow to the right places

Come on. Is there dirt pooled up in here too?

I need to attack while keeping an eye on my opponent's moves

Going under the opening...

And using my tongue to tease the crease just under the foreskin

Y-your tongue's moving like it has a life of its own...

As soon as it feels like he's close, I use both of my tiles to squeeze his riichi stick, attacking it to prevent an orgasm

Ngggh! She's playing so aggressively, it feels good... but I can't come!

Page 9
Hehe, we're still getting started.

Nnngh! Nodocchi's double tilejob...it's too good!

Haahaa. How is it, daddy? Your cockhead's as red as a red dora

They're so weak to this kind of attack, they're moaning out so cutely!

In this situation, it's better to fight with words

Gentlemen, were you staring at these the whole time while I was playing in the tournament?

Ugh...

Do you really like them so much?

Were you watching me play while imagining this kind of lewd stuff?

Imagining that instead of Etopen, I was hugging your cocks?

Nnnggggh...

Are you perverts, by any chance?

Page 10
P... perverts...? Uwooooh!

Without giving them any time to retaliate, it's time to use them both to attack once more

Nh!

Nh!

If I do that, their thick Cowper* juice will come out of the riichi stick, ready to be sucked in my mouth
[TN: The Cowper glands are apparently what secretes cum. The more you know!]

Hn!

Their Cowper juice is really sweet and tasty!

Aha! Just like this, even though I am just a middle schooler, I'm squeezing down on an adult's cock

How does it feel, getting your cum sucked out like that?

Your semen's all mine, as punishment for your furiten riichi~

Nnnggh...!

Page 11
How is it, daddy? Have you been waiting in vain without a tenpai?

Ngh... Nodocchi's boob pussy is already making me...

It's okay. Spray it all over me. Just squirt your cum inside of my cleavage

Gwoooooh!

I'm coming!

Instead of aiming for a fast win, you should build up your hand and aim for a big explosion at the end!

The feeling of daddy's cum covering my face! There's nothing that feels as good.

Page 12
Carefully attacking and racking up points in a fast sweep... just what you'd expect from the middle school champion

Ah...

But we haven't lost yet

It's time for us to get serious too

Ooh? Isn't your manzu* already leaking?
TN: Manzu = mahjong suit / Manko = pussy

I can't wait to see what this will turn into

D-Daddy's... hard and hot riichi stick is entering my manzu...it's coming...

Let me fulfill your expectations with a fast riichi!

Page 13
Aaaaaaaah! Daddyyyyyyy!

How about this! Daddy's attack!

Kuhiiiii!

Ha! Ha! Your riichi is so thick and strong!

It feels like I'm going to play into it so soon!

Page 14
Aaaah... yes... yeees!

I thought I'd finally grasp the flow away from them this time...

Your simple and fast attack...! It's so strong I can't believe it...!

My secret attack has been seen through, it's turning into a simple naked wait!

Come on, Nodocchi! It's time for the next player.

Ah! Ha! It's your big and strong cocks!

Mmmph!

Uwooh! She's sucking so hard!

So? Does daddy's riichi taste good?

mh! (2)

Page 15
Nh!

Mmh!

She's concentrating completely on the tiles right now

Then, it's time to take her 1-Pin!

Mh...!

Umph!

Looks nice, like it's never been used

T-there...!

It quivers in sync with her breathing, what a cute 1-Pin!

D-daddy... that's my butt...

Adults use this during mahjong too. It's a rule you don't use in middle school

Ah...ah...! Even though I've never used that wall... he's putting his dick inside of it!

Page 16
No...! His attack is too strong...!

Fwooooh!

I can't stop moaning while his riichi stick pokes at my Fu...

It's a pleasure I've never felt before

Come on, Nodocchi. It's not even the tip yet.

Come on, take more of it

An attack I've never felt before

Hniih

I can feel the double riichi testing me...

Page 17
Come on! / come on!

hniiih!

hahe!

hahe

How is this? The pleasure of a double yakuman

hahiii! Amazing!

Getting fucked by two cocks rubbing together feels amazing! It feels good! I'm going to come soon!

Even though I'm usually so calm, I'm losing my cool while spouting such vulgarities...! I'd never do something like this, normally...!

My ass...! My ass feels good! So good! Keep attacking it like this!

Page 18
Hahi!

Such an ass masochist, just as you'd expect from the middle school champ

hahiii!

Such a strong spirited girl is weak to anal...

Did that feel so good?

Ha! hahi!

Anal is the best!

I'm coming every time you thrust, I've come like 30 times already

Hahaha! The net games idol Nodocchi is such an anal loving slut! Our sperm idol!

Page 19
Are you okay with this? If that girl in the mahjong club knew you were such an anal slut she'd be horrified

I-I don't care! I care more / About you guys fucking my ass than Saki!

Uwooh!

Oooooh!

Choosing our mahjong game over her friend, what a good girl!

We have to give you a present...!

Page 20
hnoooooh!

It's here, the anal bukkake! / Thick white semen is being shot straight inside of meeeee!

Haaa! (2)

Page 21
Ha!

More!

Ha

More please

Uwoh!

Mmmgh

It seems like she's addicted to playing mahjong with us

Yeesh! I like playing with you guys much more than doing it in that room!

hahi!

It's so fun!

ha!

Ha! Ha!

Hahaha! Don't worry, we're going to play together for much, much longer.

Page 22
I don't know how many days I've spent in here. I haven't been to school in days

And just kept playing

Day and night, the game just kept going!

Page 23
Even when we weren't playing, my body still kept smelling like semen the whole time

When I ate, food would stop in my throat, and I could taste nothing but semen

Of course, I used no precautions. I didn't care about dangerous tiles

After all, I've been the dealer for quite a while now!

Page 24
Of course, no matter how many times we played, they weren't really playing mahjong for real

But if you're fine with me...

Won't you come and play mahjong with us?

We're waiting for you

Page 25
Since it was a boobs-centered work, I drew the whole thing about Nodoka. I'm always rethinking these things. How did this happen?

Her breasts are not useless bags of fat! I'll do my best as leader of the rebellion! If I ever manage a coup, I want to make a country of breasts...

And here's the translation I was working on.
https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=14948
EHCOVE [Abutomato] MamiNagi Futanari (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) -> English


[1]

できたわ・・・あっ｜ちょっと大きかったかしら
I did it... ah. Though, maybe it's a bit too big.

ちょ・・・マミ！｜こんなの無理なのです
He... Mami! How is that even possible?!

ヘーキヘーキ
Alright, alright...
デカッ！
So large!

[2]

あ・・・はぁ｜その調子よなぎさちゃん｜上手だわ
Ah... Just like that. You're good, Nagisa-chan.

んっ・・・｜おっきい
Nh... So big...

チュプ
*suck*

[3]

ん・・・な・・・｜なぎさ・・・ちゃ｜んんんっ！！
N... Na... Nagisa... chan~!!

んふ・・・ん｜む・・・んっ！？
Nfu... n. Mu... nn!?

ピチャ
*splash*
ドプッ
*spurt*
ビクッ
*twitch*

[4]

あ・・・｜ご、ごめんなさい！｜大丈夫！？
Ah... I-I'm so sorry! Are you okay!?

エッ・・・ケホ！｜ケホ！へい・・・き！げほっ・・・・なのです
*cough* I'm... *cough* I'm fine. Don't worry...!

げほっ
*cough*
ドクン
*slimy*
ドクンッ
*slimy*

[5]

い・・・うぐ｜はぁ・・・はぁ・・・｜まみ、やっぱり無理なのです｜大きすぎるのです・・・うぅ
Uh... Ugh... Ah... Mami, it won't fit. It's too big after all... Uh...

大丈夫・・・｜そのままゆっくり｜力を入れちゃダメよ
It's alright... We just have to do it slowly. Relax yourself.

いやぁ・・・あ゛あ゛あ゛
No... Stop...

拡がってきてる
It's starting to stretch...

はっ
Ha~
あ
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*
ググググ
*tremble*
ミリ
*clench*

[6]

ほら、なぎさちゃん｜ぜんぶはいたわよ・・・｜わかる？
See, Nagisa-chan...? It went all inside.

あ゛あ゛｜ま゛みぃ・・・のお｜おちんちん・・・で｜いっぱいなのです
Ah... Mami's... entire... penis...

あったかい・・・
So warm...

ズンッ
*shove*
トロ
*squish*
ビク
*twitch*
ハァ
Ha~
ア
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*

[7]

あがっ
Agh.

あ゛ぅぅ　ああ゛｜ま゛み゛ぃ・・いぃぅ｜はげし・・あぇ・・
Au... Ah... Mami~ Not so hard... Ah...

う゛あ゛
Uah!

は・・・う・・｜ごめんなさ・・・い｜なぎさちゃんのっ｜んぅ
Ah... Uh... I'm sorry... Nagisa-chan~

おしり・・・｜キツくて｜きもちいのぉ
But your tight butt... feels so good!

ハァ
Ha~
ガク
*tremble*
ズプッ
*thrust*

[8]

はぁっ・・・もっ・・だめっ！なかに・・・出すからね｜んぅっ
Ha~ I can't... hold back! I'm cumming... inside! Nh!

くるっ
I'm cumming...

まみっ！？いになかは｜だめ゛・・・だ・・あっ
Mami!? Not... inside my stomach... Ah!

あ゛あ゛｜あ゛あ゛
AH! AH!

ビク
*tremble*
かはっ
Gah~
ゴボボ
*gurgle*
ビュブッン
*spurt*

[9]

んぅっ・・・｜っ・・・
Nh... Uh...

ひ
Hi~

ま゛み゛ぃ゛ぃ　ああ｜あ゛ぁ゛あ～
Mami!! AH~!

っ
Agh!

ん
Nh~

ドクン
*gush*
ブビュッ
*spurt*
ドププッ
*gush*
ゴギ
*tremble*

[10]

ごめんね・・・｜なぎさちゃんの｜なかっ・・・ん｜きもちいぃ・・・！
I'm sorry... But your insides... Nh... Feel so good...!

ひっ・・ぐ｜まだ・・・
Hi... guh... Again...

あ゛あ
Ah!

っ
Ugh!

あ～
Ah!

う゛え・・・あ｜ぅ・・おぁ
Ueh.... Ah... Ah...

ハァ
Ha~
は
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*
ブル
*shake*
ゴボボ
*gurgle*
ブボッ
*stretch*
ギュ
*hug*
プピ
*gush*
ドププ
*drip*

[11]

ニュポ
*pull out*
あ
Ah~
は
Ha~
ジョボボボ
*dribble*

[12]

すごいわ、ぽっかり開いてる・・・｜あ・・・うわ・・・・いっぱい
Oh my... it's gaping open... Ah... Uwa... So much is coming out...

ま・・・み・・っ｜開い・・・ちゃぁ｜あ゛あ゛あ゛
Ma...mi... Don't... spread my... Aghh...

うわゎ
Uwa~
ひっ
Hi~
い゛ぃ゛っ
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*
ブビュビビ
*splosh*
ミリミリミリ
*gush* *gush*

[13]

ん・・・はぁ｜がんばったわね、えらいわ｜ほら全部出して
Nh... Ah. You did great, Nagisa-chan. See, it's all coming out.

や・・・あぁ・・・｜きたな・・・いぃ・・・｜・・・のです
No... Ah... It's... dirty...

大丈夫よ｜する前にお腹の中も洗ったんだから｜ホラ、お腹に力入れて
It's alright. We gave you an enema just before. Come on, put pressure on your stomach.
(Note: "We gave you an enema just before." in italics.)

はぃ・・・んんんっ！｜んぅ・・・・・｜んぃぅ
Okay... Nh...! Nu... Nuh...

あったかい・・・
So warm...

ハァ
Ha~
んは
Nha~
ゴボボ
*gurgle*
ブピッ
*gush*
ビュブッ
*spurt*
ビュボッ
*drip*
ボト
*dribble*

[14]

とっても良かったわ・・・｜お疲れ様、辛かったわよね
You were doing great... It was quite tough, right?

ハァ・・・・ハァ・・・んっ｜へいき・・・なの・・・れす
No... I'm... fine...

そう、でも疲れたでしょう｜このまま休んでもいいのよ
Yes, but still, you must be tired. It's okay to rest right now.

・・・・うん
...okay.

ハァ
Ha~

*PR note: All corrections are marked in red. Crossed out text is to be removed.*

And here's the translation I was working on.
https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=14948
EHCOVE [Abutomato] MamiNagi Futanari (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) -> English
[1]

できたわ・・・あっ｜ちょっと大きかったかしら
I did it... ah. Though, maybe it's a bit too big.

ちょ・・・マミ！｜こんなの無理なのです
He... Mami! How is that even possible?!

ヘーキヘーキ
Alright, alright...
デカッ！
So large!

[2]

あ・・・はぁ｜その調子よなぎさちゃん｜上手だわ
Ah... Just like that. You're good, Nagisa-chan.

んっ・・・｜おっきい
Nh... So big...

チュプ
*suck*

[3]

ん・・・な・・・｜なぎさ・・・ちゃ｜んんんっ！！
N... Na... Nagisa... chan~!!

んふ・・・ん｜む・・・んっ！？
Nfu... n. Mu... nn!?

ピチャ
*splash*
ドプッ
*spurt*
ビクッ
*twitch*

[4]

あ・・・｜ご、ごめんなさい！｜大丈夫！？
Ah... I-I'm so sorry! Are you okay!?

エッ・・・ケホ！｜ケホ！へい・・・き！げほっ・・・・なのです
*cough* I'm... *cough* I'm fine. Don't worry...!

げほっ
*cough*
ドクン
*slimy*
ドクンッ
*slimy*

[5]

い・・・うぐ｜はぁ・・・はぁ・・・｜まみ、やっぱり無理なのです｜大きすぎるのです・・・うぅ
Uh... Ugh... Ah... Mami, it won't fit. It's too big after all... Uh...

大丈夫・・・｜そのままゆっくり｜力を入れちゃダメよ
It's alright... We just have to do it slowly. Relax yourself.

いやぁ・・・あ゛あ゛あ゛
No... Stop...

拡がってきてる
It's starting to stretch...

はっ
Ha~
あ
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*
ググググ
*tremble*
ミリ
*clench*

[6]

ほら、なぎさちゃん｜ぜんぶはいたわよ・・・｜わかる？
See, Nagisa-chan...? All of it went inside.

あ゛あ゛｜ま゛みぃ・・・のお｜おちんちん・・・で｜いっぱいなのです
Ah... Mami's... entire... penis...

あったかい・・・
So warm...

ズンッ
*shove*
トロ
*squish*
ビク
*twitch*
ハァ
Ha~
ア
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*

[7]

あがっ
Agh.

あ゛ぅぅ　ああ゛｜ま゛み゛ぃ・・いぃぅ｜はげし・・あぇ・・
Au... Ah... Mami~ Not so hard... Ah...

う゛あ゛
Uah!

は・・・う・・｜ごめんなさ・・・い｜なぎさちゃんのっ｜んぅ
Ah... Uh... I'm sorry... Nagisa-chan~

おしり・・・｜キツくて｜きもちいのぉ
But your tight butt... feels so good!

ハァ
Ha~
ガク
*tremble*
ズプッ
*thrust*

[8]

はぁっ・・・もっ・・だめっ！なかに・・・出すからね｜んぅっ
Ha~ I can't... hold back! I'm cumming... inside! Nh!

くるっ
I'm cumming...

まみっ！？いになかは｜だめ゛・・・だ・・あっ
Mami!? Not... inside my stomach... Ah!

あ゛あ゛｜あ゛あ゛
AH! AH!

ビク
*tremble*
かはっ
Gah~
ゴボボ
*gurgle*
ビュブッン
*spurt*

[9]

んぅっ・・・｜っ・・・
Nh... Uh...

ひ
Hi~

ま゛み゛ぃ゛ぃ　ああ｜あ゛ぁ゛あ～
Mami!! AH~!

っ
Agh!

ん
Nh~

ドクン
*gush*
ブビュッ
*spurt*
ドププッ
*gush*
ゴギ
*tremble*

[10]

ごめんね・・・｜なぎさちゃんの｜なかっ・・・ん｜きもちいぃ・・・！
I'm sorry... But your insides... Nh... Feel so good...!

ひっ・・ぐ｜まだ・・・
Hi... guh... Again...

あ゛あ
Ah!

っ
Ugh!

あ～
Ah!

う゛え・・・あ｜ぅ・・おぁ
Ueh.... Ah... Ah...

ハァ
Ha~
は
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*
ブル
*shake*
ゴボボ
*gurgle*
ブボッ
*stretch*
ギュ
*hug*
プピ
*gush*
ドププ
*drip*

[11]

ニュポ
*pull out*
あ
Ah~
は
Ha~
ジョボボボ
*dribble*

[12]

すごいわ、ぽっかり開いてる・・・｜あ・・・うわ・・・・いっぱい
Oh my... it's gaping open... Ah... Uwa... So much is coming out...

ま・・・み・・っ｜開い・・・ちゃぁ｜あ゛あ゛あ゛
Ma...mi... Don't... spread my... Aghh...

うわゎ
Uwa~
ひっ
Hi~
い゛ぃ゛っ
Ah~
ガク
*tremble*
ブビュビビ
*splosh*
ミリミリミリ
*gush* *gush*

[13]

ん・・・はぁ｜がんばったわね、えらいわ｜ほら全部出して
Nh... Ah. You did great, Nagisa-chan. See, it's all coming out.

や・・・あぁ・・・｜きたな・・・いぃ・・・｜・・・のです
No... Ah... It's... dirty...

大丈夫よ｜する前にお腹の中も洗ったんだから｜ホラ、お腹に力入れて
It's alright. We gave you an enema just before. Come on, put pressure on your stomach.
(Note: "We gave you an enema just before." in italics.)

はぃ・・・んんんっ！｜んぅ・・・・・｜んぃぅ
Okay... Nh...! Nu... Nuh...

あったかい・・・
So warm...

ハァ
Ha~
んは
Nha~
ゴボボ
*gurgle*
ブピッ
*gush*
ビュブッ
*spurt*
ビュボッ
*drip*
ボト
*dribble*

[14]

とっても良かったわ・・・｜お疲れ様、辛かったわよね
You did great... It was quite tough, right?

ハァ・・・・ハァ・・・んっ｜へいき・・・なの・・・れす
No... I'm... fine...

そう、でも疲れたでしょう｜このまま休んでもいいのよ
Yes, but still, you must be tired. It's okay to rest right now.

・・・・うん
...okay.

ハァ
Ha~

*PR note: All corrections are marked in red. Crossed out text is to be removed.*

Thanks again.

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--TL by hentaiboya--

So I finished editing what I could, here is the list of what I think is missing.

pg10 missing 3rd panel sfx bubbles
pg12 missing bottom left Text in last panel
pg15 missing text in 1st pannel bottom right bubble
pg17 missing text in 1st pannel middle bottom
pg19 mising all sfx bubbles
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[1]

憂鬱な僕の
ハルヒ
The Melancholy of My Haruhi

[2]

[3]

[4]

カラテカ・バリューの極刑判決
Karateka Value no Kyokkei Hanketsu

■　乳思う、ゆえに乳あり。
こんにちわカラテカ・バリューです。
この本は最近巷で流行のハルヒです。
この作品おもすろ！　（～）
　ハルヒカワイイー！！
最初、ハルヒの厨房振りが大嫌いで
「このアマ簀巻きにして石神井川に
放り込んで溺死させてやる」
（～）
ぐらいの勢いだったのですが、
作品を見ていくうちに非常に
哲学的で近年まれに見る
いい作品だということに
気付かされました。
そんなカラテカ・バリューがおくる
ハルヒ本「憂鬱なボクのハルヒ」。
そうです！ボクのハルヒは実は魔乳
だったのです！
カラテカ・バリューが
ハルヒを描くと
みんな憂鬱な顔を
するので
こんなタイトルなのですっ！

I think of breasts, therefore there are breasts.

Greetings, I'm Karateka Value.
This book is about the recently popular Haruhi franchise.
It's so interesting! And Haruhi is so cute!!

At first, I actually hated her rude behavior.
"I want to wrap that bitch up in a bamboo mat and throw her into the Shakujii River to drown her.", I thought.
But as I continued to watch the series, I started to like it for its philosophical aspects.
There haven't been many series like that in the past few years.

This book, brought to you by yours truly, is called "The Melancholy of My Haruhi".
Yes, you guessed it! "My Haruhi" obviously has monster breasts!
And if yours truly draws Haruhi like that, people will surely make a depressed face.
That's the meaning behind the title!

■　しかし
ボクと時間軸を対等に
していただけたら
絶対楽しめると思います
のでどうか最後まで
お付き合いの程よろしく
お願いいたします。
世界は魔乳を中心に
まわっているのだっ （～）

However, if you are on the same wavelength as me, I think you'll surely be able to enjoy my works, so feel free to keep up with me.
After all, the world revolves around monster breasts!

[5]

宇宙人・未来人・超能力者が集まるＳＯＳ団。
The SOS brigade, a group which draws in aliens, time travelers and espers.

その団を率いる｜痛い性格の｜涼宮ハルヒ。
Haruhi, a girl with a wicked personality who leads this very brigade.

なんの因果か｜このオレ、キョンは何故が｜そのハルヒと付き合う｜ことになった。
How in the world could it happen that I, Kyon, am going out with this girl?

キョンッ！！
Kyon!!

ちんぽ汁｜飲ましてよ！！
Let me drink your penis juice!!

喉っかわいたっ！
I'm thirsty!

いきなりまた｜何をいいだすんだか。
Saying out of the blue whatever she wants, again?

なんでオレの子孫の種を｜お前の喉の渇きに｜分けねばいかんのだ
Why would I share my procreational seed to quench your thirst?

みくるさんの｜お茶でも飲め。
Just drink the tea that Mikuru made.

キンコーン
*ding dong*
ムチ
*squeeze*
ムッ
Hmpf!
きゃるるん
*kyarurun*

[6]

私達つきあってるんで｜しょ！？
We are going out with each other, aren't we?

そういうことになってるが｜それとこれとどう｜関係ある？
That's that and that's that. What's your point?

大ありよっ！！｜彼女っていうのは彼氏との｜愛情を深めるために｜精液を飲むのよっ
As your girlfriend, I want to deepen our love. To do that, I'll drink your semen.

どこの知識だ｜それは。
That much should be common sense.

だから｜さっさとちんぽ｜出しなさいよ！
So hurry up and pull out your penis.

この強姦にも似た｜強硬姿勢のどこに｜愛情があるんだ。
Rather than deepening our love, she's just sexually assaulting me.

あはあ❤なによ❤｜口では嫌がっててもこんなに｜ガチガチじゃない❤
Aha~ ❤ What's this? ❤ Your mouth complains but your thing seems ready~ ❤

あいかわらずキョンの｜チンコはＳＯＳ団に｜ふさわしい人間離れ｜したちんぽね❤
As expected of a SOS brigade member, your penis is supernaturally huge~ ❤

そりゃどーも？
Thanks?

ドンッ
*slam*
ホジ
*nose picking*
ビッ
*bi*
バッ
*ba*
ビク
*twitch*
ブルン
*flop*
ドキ
*heartbeat*

[7]

んっふ❤
Nfu ❤

先っぽから｜舐めてあげるわ❤
I'll start licking from the tip. ❤

レロ
*lick*

レロ
*lick*

レロ
*lick*

ん❤
Nh ❤

ん❤
Nh ❤

ん❤
Nh ❤

あはぁ❤ここの部分｜くっさいの沢山こびりついてる❤
Aha~ ❤ The smell's quite strong around here. ❤

強姦されている気分だぜ｜だがハルヒがオレの｜チンポを｜しゃぶるというのは
It feels like I'm being raped. But still, Haruhi sucking my penis...

これはこれでいいんじゃないかと｜思ってしまう。｜男のサガなのか？
It feels somewhat nice. Maybe it's a man's nature to feel like that?

ング
Ngh~
ピチャ
*squishy lick*
ビグッ
*twitch*
クチュ
*suck*
はっ
Ha~
レロ
*lick*
ニチャ
*slimy*
チュッ
*suck*
ん
Nh~
グプ
*gulp*
グプッ
*gulp*

[8]

いや、それだけじゃない。｜オレのちんぽを｜しゃぶるハルヒは｜とても楽しそうに｜見える。
Wait, that's not all. It actually seems like Haruhi is enjoying sucking my penis.

それがまた｜たまらなく｜そそるのだ
That's quite arousing as well.

あはぁ❤
Aha~ ❤

おっきなおっきなちんぽの｜この尿道伝って・・・
Along the urethra of this big, big penis...

キョンのくっさい｜精液が｜この中に・・・
Inside here is Kyon's smelly semen...

レロ
*lick*

レロ
*lick*

レロ
*lick*

くぉぉ・・・
Kuh~

ん
Nh~
フッ
Fu~
レロ
*lick*
ビクン
*twitch*
レロー
*li~ck*
ビクッ
*twitch*
ピチャ
*squishy lick*
キュウウウ
*sque~eze*
ハム
*chew*
ジュルッ
*suck*
はむ
*chew*
ニューン
*stretch*

[9]

ほら！！キョンも｜私のマンコ舐めな｜さいよ。
Hey!! Kyon!! Come on and lick my pussy!

パンツごしに｜ねっ！！
Do it through my panties!!

あはは❤｜どう！？くさい？｜苦しい？
Ahaha~ ❤ How is it!? Does it smell bad?

気持ちいい？
Or do you like it?

キョンのために｜一週間洗ってないパンツ｜はいてきたんだからっ
I didn't wash them for an entire week, just for you.

感謝してよねっ！！
You better be grateful!!

あはぁガチガチ｜になってきた❤
You became as hard as a rock. ❤

ドン
*slam*
キュ
*squeeze*
グイ
*press*
は
Ha~
ビク
*twitch*
ムア～
Mha~
ググ
Gu~
ビクッ
*twitch*
レロ
*lick*
ピチャ
*squishy lick*

[10]

くっさいパンツで｜こんなになるなんて｜ヘンタイねっ！！
You are quite a pervert, becoming like that from smelling my panties!!

ハム❤
*chomp* ❤

キョンの玉袋あがって｜きてる❤
Your balls are moving up. ❤

そろそろイキそうなの？
Do you feel like cumming already?

うっくっ・・・｜ハルヒ・・・
Ugh... Haruhi...

さっさと精液｜だしなさいよ｜たーっぷり飲んで｜あげるから
Then quickly shoot your semen! I'll drink it all.

たっぷりミルク精液しないと｜死刑なんだからっ❤
But if there's not enough milky semen, I'll kill you~ ❤

レロ
*lick*
ビクッ
*twitch*
は
Ha~
はっ
Ha~
クチュ
*suck*
はむむ
*chew*
ビク
*twitch*
キュウウ
*squish*
ビクン
*twitch*
れろろろろ
*lickety lick*

[11]

くっでるっ
Ku~, it's coming~

ごくごく
*gulp*

ん❤
Nh~ ❤

ん❤
Nh~ ❤

ん❤
Nh~ ❤

ん❤
Nh~ ❤

ぷあ❤
Buah~ ❤

ブルル
*shiver*
チュッ
*suck*
ビュッ
*shoot*
ビュ
*shoot*
ビクン
*twitch*
ポタ
*drip*
ン゛クッ
Ngh~
ゴポッ
*gulp*
ボタッ
*drip*
ドロッ
*sticky*
ニチャッ
*slimy*

[12]

ぷあ❤
Buah~ ❤

いっぱいでた｜わねェ・・・❤
You came a lot... ❤

あ❤キョンのくっさい精液・・・
Ah~ Kyon's smelly semen...

ん❤｜あっちの方にも｜たっぷり飛んでる｜じゃない
Nh~ ❤ Plenty of it flew over there~

ん❤おいし｜キョンの精液おいしひ❤
Nh~ ❤ So tasty~ Kyon's semen tastes so good~ ❤

なんて変態なんだ。と｜自分の事は｜たなにおき・・・
"What a pervert", I thought. That is, I'm the pervert.

こんなハルヒと付き合えるのは｜オレだけだろうなぁと思う。
Who but me would go out with a girl that licks the semen that I shot on the shelf?

ドロ
*sticky*
オ
*sticky*
ゴプッ
*drip*
ドキドキ
*heartbeat*
はー
Ha~
んっ
Nh~
ちゅるるる
*suck*
ニチャ
*slimy*
ペロ
*lick*
ピチャ
*squishy lick*
ピチャ
*squishy lick*
ニチャッ
*slimy*

[13]

まあハルヒを｜こんなにしてしまったのは
Seeing Haruhi like that, I can't hold back anymore.

オレのせいでも｜あるんだけど・・・。
Though it's still my own fault...

キッ
Ky-

キョン？！
Kyon?!

ちょっと変わってるが｜えらい美人で
She's a bit eccentric, but actually quite beautiful.

あ・・・あ・・・
Ah... Ah...

頭脳明晰｜スポーツ万能
She's smart, athletic...

男子生徒の｜憧れ的
Admired by all the boys...

すごいわがままで｜身勝手なハルヒを
Extremely egoistic and selfish...

キャフゥ❤
Kyafu~ ❤

グイッ
*grab*
ビクッ
*twitch*
ドキ
*thump*
クチュ
*squish*
ズンッ
*plunge*
ガタッ
*shove*
ン゛ク
Ngh~

[14]

こんな｜アナル奴隷に｜―――。
I'll turn Haruhi into my anal slave!

はひっ❤
Hahi~ ❤

はんっ
Hah~

キッキョンのぶっとい｜ちんぽがぁ❤
Kyon's fat penis... ❤

ハルヒのケツで｜飲み込んでいくぅぅぅ❤
It's swallowed by my ass~ ❤

すっごい❤
So good! ❤

気持ちいいよぉぉ❤
It feels so good~! ❤

あ❤｜ああ❤
Ah~ Ah~ ❤

どうだ、ハルヒ！｜普通の人間のじゃない｜大きさのちんぽを
How is it, Haruhi?! Getting your ass penetrated...

あっ❤
Ah~ ❤

あひ❤
Hahi~ ❤

ケツに挿れられた｜感想は！
...by my abnormally huge penis! Be grateful!

あぉぉ・・・❤
Ye... ❤

はひっいいのぉ❤
Yesh! ❤

ふっといちんぽが｜ハルヒの｜ケツマンコえぐって｜いくぅぅ❤
I'm cumming from getting my ass pussy gouged by your fat penis~ ❤

ブチュ
*squish*
はー
Ha~
ン゛ク
Ngh~
ズッ
*thrust*
ブル
*tremble*
ズブ
*thrust*
ガク
*shake*
ズボッ
*shove*
ズッ
*thrust*

[15]

あ❤あ❤｜あたしのケツマンコは❤あ❤｜キョン専用なのぉぉ❤
Ah~ ❤ Ah~ ❤ My ass pussy is for your use only~ ❤

アナル！奴隷なのぉぉぉ❤
I'm yours! I'm your anal slave~! ❤

どう？！ハルヒの｜アナルゥッ｜みくるよりっ
So, how is my ass pussy?! Is it better than Mikuru's?
(Note: Mikuru in italics.)

何兆倍も｜いいんでしょ？！
How many trillion times is it better?!

キョンの極太ちんぽ｜くわえられるのっ｜ハルヒだけなんだからっ！！
Because I'll keep your super fat cock for myself only!!

イクゥ！！
I'm cumming~!!

腸壁えぐられて｜イクぅ！！
I'm cumming from getting my bowel's gouged!!

大腸犯されて｜ハルヒッでるっ
Getting my large bowel violated~

でちゃぅぅぅ❤
I'm cumming~ ❤

ン゛ク
Ngh~
ズプッ
*thrust*
タプン
*jiggle*
グチュ
*squish*
ズプ
*thrust*
ずっ
*plunge*
ちゅぽ
*squish*
ブル
*tremble*
クチュ
*squish*
ズチュ
*squish*
ゾクゾクゾク
*shiver*

[16]

イクぅぅぅ❤
Cumming~! ❤

こら！｜校内での不純性交は｜このみくるがゆるしません！！
Hoi! I, Mikuru, won't allow any impure acts on the school grounds!!

みくる
Mikuru

目から｜ビームっ！！
Eye-Beam!!

勝った!!
I won!!

完
The End

ゾク
*shiver*
ブッ
*pump*
ブリュッ
*squish*
ドクッ
*splosh*
シャアアア
*squirt*
タプン
*jiggle*
ビク
*twitch*
はひ
Hahi~
バン
*bam*
ドカーン
*wham*
ク
Ku!
クッ
Kuh!

[17]

お前のしわざか｜首の骨折れろ！！
Feel the pain you deserve for you actions!!

肉
Meat

バカ
Idiot

そうよ！！私よ！！｜キョンがいけないのよ！！｜有希ばっかり見て！！
Yes!! It's me who feels the pain!! Because you only ever look at Yuki!!

キョンのバカ～！！
Kyon, you idiot!!

長門にラクガキし｜その上俺にバカだよ？！
Not only scribbling on Yuki, but also calling me an idiot?!

めっ・・・｜めっそうもない
B-Be reasonable...

漫画　俺と海
Manga by Ore To Umi

[18]

■　ハルヒを調教して世界の均衡を守るというのが
バリューの考え。俺海さんのハルヒもまたマゾであり
肉体的苦痛、精神的苦痛を求めることによって世
界を保っている。それが俺海さんとのハルヒに対する
共通認識であり、バリューがここにいる理由。俺海さんが
ここにいる理由。　（～） 長門談

It's Karateka Value's assumption that tormenting Haruhi will protect the balance of the world.
By demanding that Ore to Umi's Haruhi, who happens to be a masochist, is subjected to physical and mental pain, the world will be preserved.
For Ore to Umi's Haruhi, being tormented would seem like common sense.
That's why Karateka Value is here.
That's why Ore to Umi is here.

Nagato's ramblings

[19]

ハルヒって｜うんちするの？
Haruhi, do you poop?

大事な話あると言うから｜体育倉庫まで来て見れば・・・
I came to the gym storage, because you said there's something important to talk about...

そんなくだらない話｜とはね・・・
It turned out to be something stupid...

告白じゃないのね・・・
It's not a confession after all...

フンだっ
Bleh~

この涼宮ハルヒ様が｜うんちなんて汚いモノ｜するわけナイじゃない。
I, Haruhi Suzumiya, do no such filthy things as pooping.

なんだと？！
Say what?!

キャァッ！
Kyah!

べーだっ
Bleh!
ドンッ
*slam*
ガッ
*bump*

[20]

ちょっちょっと｜あんたなにする・・・！？
W-Wait! What are you doing...!?

じゃあこのお尻に｜ある穴はなんだ。
Well, I wonder what this hole is for.

なんだって・・・｜これは・・・
What... That's just...

そっそう穴よ｜ただの穴！！
That's just an ordinary hole!!

へーただの｜穴ねぇ・・・
Heh~ Just an ordinary hole...?

じゃあ指を｜つっこんでみよう
Let's try to stick a finger inside.

きゃふぅぅ・・・❤
Kyafu~ ❤

やっはあ｜ゆっゆび！！
Kyah~ Your finger!!

あっ穴から｜ぬっ抜きなさいよ｜このバカ！！
P-Pull your finger out of that h-hole, you idiot!!

ドキリ
*startled*
ブルン
*jiggle*
プリーン
*squish*
ムチ
*squeeze*
ヒク
*tremble*
ゾクゾクッ
*shiver*
ズププププ
*plu~nge*
ガク
*shake*
ニュプ
*squish*
キュッ
*squeeze*

[21]

ハルヒのえかきうた｜いってみよ～♪
Let's try singing a song~ ♪

あぉぉぉ❤
Ah~ ❤

ハルヒのおしりにへんてこ｜穴がありました～♪
There was a strange hole in Haruhi's butt~ ♪

ひぃぃ❤
Hi~ ❤

どんな形～？｜キュポキュポキュぽ♪
How does it feel~? Squishy, squishy, squishy ♪

やめっ❤
Stop~ ❤

はひっ❤
Hahi~ ❤

はひっ❤
Hahi~ ❤

はひっ❤
Hahi~ ❤

お尻の中ーにはー♪｜お尻の中ーにはー♪｜くさいのたくさんつまってる
Inside your butt~ ♪ Inside your butt~ ♪ There is a strong smell~ ♪

アヘ顔さらーしてー♪｜アヘ顔さらーしてー♪
Haruhi's fuck face~ ♪ Haruhi's fuck face~ ♪

ハヒィィィ❤
Hahi~ ❤

アナルが好きなの｜だれだーっけ？
I wonder who likes anal sex~? ♪

ビクンッ
*twitch*
グリン
*turn around*
クチュッ
*squish*
ゾク
*shiver*
プププ
*blub blub*
ヌプ～
*blub blop*
キュポ
*squish*
ヌッポ
*blop*
ブル
*tremble*
ゾク
*shiver*
ガク
*shake*
ヌッチュ
*squish*
ヌッチ
*squish*

[22]

ハルヒだぁー♪
It's Haruhi~! ♪

はへぇぇぇ❤
Hah~ ❤

うーん小便は｜でたけどうんちは｜出ないな
Well, pee came out, but no poop...

ハルヒはうんちしないって｜いうのは本当だったん｜だね。
It seems like you told me the truth earlier.

はーっ❤
Ha~ ❤

こっこんなこと｜して❤
W-Why did you do that...? ❤

はー❤
Ha~

あっあんた・・・おぼえときな｜さいよ・・・❤
D-Don't ever do that again... ❤

次回、｜涼宮ハルヒの貴重な｜産卵シーンをご期待｜ください。
Next time, feel free to come and watch the egg-laying scene.

プクッ❤
*blub* ❤

はー
Ha~
ゾク
*shiver*
ガク
*shake*
ブル
*tremble*
プシュゥゥ
*splosh*
プシャャャア
*dripple*
ヒク
*tremble*
ジト
*drip*
はーっ
Ha~
ピチャン
*drip*

[23]

カラテカ・バリューの極刑判決
Karateka Value no Kyokkei Hanketsu

■　バルルハルヒキャラ格付けランキング
Baruru's Haruhi Character Ranking

■　ハルヒシリーズで一番好きな
キャラクターはハルヒです。
ツンデレだしおっぱい大きい
しねっ！　（～）

My favorite character of the series is Haruhi.
She's a tsundere and has big breasts!

■　２番目にすきなのは
スズヤさんです。
理由は眉毛太いから。
眉毛太いとうんちも
太くおもえる
よねっ！
（～）

Second place goes to Suzuya (Ryouko).
She has big eyebrows, so her poop is probably big as well.

■　３番目は長門さん
です。宇宙人でも
ごはんをたべる
ようなのでもちろん
うんちはしますよね
（～）

Third place goes to Nagato.
She's an alien, but she does eat.
Which in turn obviously means that she poops.

■　４番目はメガッサ鶴屋さん
緑色の髪は下の毛も緑に
ちがいないです！　（～）
うんちが緑ならなおよし。

Fourth place goes to "megassa" Tsuruya.
She has green hair, so her hair down there must certainly be green as well.
Furthermore, it would be nice if her poop is green as well.

■　５番目にキョンの妹
理由はロリだから。

Fifth place goes to Kyon's little sister.
Because she is a loli.

■　最下位は
ミクル・・・
おっぱいが
おおきいから
好きになるっ
てわけじゃ
ないのです。
（え・・・？）

Last place goes to Mikuru...
Just because she has big breasts does not mean I like her.
(Eh...?)

うんちも臭く
なさそう
だしっ！
（～）
もうよく
わかりませ
ん・・・

Also, her poop is probably not stinky!
Well, actually I don't quite know why she's last...

[24]

カラテカ・バリューの極刑判決
Karateka Value no Kyokkei Hanketsu

■　はいっ、というわけで後書きでございます。
At long last, here's the afterword.

いつもは作品しらなくても安心して皆様が読める本を
目指しているのですが、今回その目標は達成されず
作品を観る、もしくは読むことを推奨する仕様と
なっております。またハルヒ愛好家の方たちに対しましては
とにかく厨房ハルヒと巨乳ミクルの扱いがひどいことを
お詫びするとともに、ミクルビームをあえて
目からビームと言わせたり、まったく
反省していないことにもお詫び申し上げます。

I always try to create my works in such a way, that even those who don't know the original series can read them without trouble.
This time, I did not quite achieve this goal, so in case anybody has not seen The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, I'd recommend doing so.
Moreover, I would like to apologize to all Haruhi fans for treating Haruhi like a bitch and reducing Mikuru to her big breasts.
I'd also like to apologize for purposefully calling the "Mikuru-Beam" the "Eye-Beam" and also for not feeling any remorse about it.

そしてカラテカ・バリューから大切なお知らせとお願いです。
古い年式のヒューマノイド式インターフェースを探しています。
屋外に給排気筒のあるタイプで、御覧の品番の魔乳の引き取りや
魔乳点検修理を行っています。
対象製品は万一の場合、貧乳事故に至るおそれがありますので、
直ちに使用を中止していただき、至急、ご連絡をお願い申し上げます。

And now, we have to make an important announcement.
We're looking for old humanoid interface models.
There are certain models with specific supply and exhaust pipes that we need to call back to perform breast inspections and breast repairs.
For those models there's a certain chance that their breasts are becoming tiny, so in case you notice something, please stop using the product immediately and contact us as soon as possible.

(TL Note: This is a bad reference to a recall action for certain kinds of defective heaters...)

（～）

文責
かれてか・ばりゅー

Responsibility for this work
Karateka Value

■　作画
からてか・ばりゅー（乳のリトルギャング）

Drawings
Karateka Value (Over the breast)

スペシャルゲスト
俺と海さん

Special Guest
Ore to Umi

スペシャルサンクス
ゆま触手（獣娘大好きっこ）
おかゆー（旅費溜め中）

Special Thanks
Yuma Shokushu (Girl who loves Animal Girls)
Okayuu (Saving up money for a trip)

■　印刷所
しまや出版様（いつもありがとうございます～）

Printing Studio
Shimaya Publishing (Thank you~)

２００６年８月１１日　発行
Released 11th August 2006



Edit:
Here's the finalized script file.
Also contains the Emoji that I left out before.

 Yuuutsu_na_Boku_no_Haruhi___Script.txt ( 22.64k ) Number of downloads: 10


This post has been edited by Bark: Sep 10 2016, 22:48

Editing Job for EHCOVE[Kikyakudou (Karateka Value)]Teitoku to Musashi Event(Kantai/Kancolle)edit is ready to be reviewed.

[www.dropbox.com] https://www.dropbox.com/sh/tqt5qnwua9t9dis/...-qOo0fKOUa?dl=0

there are two folders, one with sfx translation and one without.

"No sfx translation" is with basic cleaning and typesetting. SFX characters are not touched.

"With sfx translation" includes the cleaning, typesetting, sfx translation, and some of the easier japanese character sfx removal.

It's my first editing job so maybe not great. Let me know if I need to change anything.

Finished the translation of the Haruhi doujin.
...
[12]
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なんて変態なんだ。と｜自分の事は｜たなにおき・・・
"What a pervert", I thought. That is, I'm the pervert.

こんなハルヒと付き合えるのは｜オレだけだろうなぁと思う。
Who but me would go out with a girl that licks the semen that I shot on the shelf?
...

Just my take:

"What a pervert", I thought. *Not that I'm any better...*
(Seems to be a variation of [dictionary.goo.ne.jp] 棚に上げる)
(alt: said the pot to the kettle)

*After all I'm the one going out with her...*

I was quickly reading through your translation and these two lines caught my attention;
the rest looks good to me, but I'm just a fellow translator passing by (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Just my take:

"What a pervert", I thought. *Not that I'm any better...*
(Seems to be a variation of [dictionary.goo.ne.jp] 棚に上げる)
(alt: said the pot to the kettle)

*After all I'm the one going out with her...*

I was quickly reading through your translation and these two lines caught my attention;
the rest looks good to me, but I'm just a fellow translator passing by (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Ah, thanks. Sounds good.
I knew something was iffy about that たなにおき phrase.
I'll consider it for the final script version.

@Bark: No prob!
---

Aaaaand here's my script for the chihaya furu doujin
https://e-hentai.org/g/645657/5cbe095bb3/

//frequent, written just here once
ハア
Haa / pant
ん"ん"
Mmph (muffled voice)

Page 1
ちはやちる
Chihaya fall
大蔵別館
Ohkura Bekkan

Page 2
P1
ムワっとするこのすえた臭い…
This sharp smell getting to my nostrils...
P2
嫌だなぁ…　何度やっても慣れない…　吐きそうになる…
I hate it... Even now, I can't get used to it... It's nauseating...
P3
何ボーッとしてんだよ！とっととしろ後がつかえてんだよ!!
The hell are you spacing out for? Get a move on! There's a whole line waiting!!
うぐっ…
Gh...
P4
んっ…
Mnh
はっ…
Hah
んあ～…
Nmah...
P5
おほっ
Oho
SFXs:
2) ピクッ,ピク…
twitch
3) *ぐしっ
sswish
3) ぶにん…
bunin
5)はむ…
glomp
5)ぴくん…
twitch

Page 3
P1
へっへっへ　どうだ？汗にまみれたチンポうまいか？
He He He... Well? Is it tasty, that sweaty cock?
くふ～いいね、いいねぇ～疲れを忘れる～
Khu... Yes, like that... Melt away, fatigue...
P2
臭い…
It stinks...
汚い…
It's dirty...
P3
どうして私…
Why am I...
こんな事…
Doing this...
P4
じゃあ、こっちは今日は俺からという事で
Well, today I'll be the one to start from this side...
ちんたらやってんじゃねーぞ
You sure are taking it easy, you fucker...
早く済ませて替われよ！
Hurry up so we can have a go too!
P5
やだ…
No...
へへ…せかすなって
Hehe... Just let me enjoy this...
見ないで…
Don't look...
SFXs:
1)ぐぷ, ぢゅぷ 2)ぐぽ… 3)ぷちゅる…
blowjob sounds/ variations of slurp
おふっｘ２
huff x2
4) ぺろん
lift
5) んぐx2
Mgh x2

Page 4
P1
ん～相変わらずいいケツだぜ
Mmh... Sweet ass, as usual...
うく…　気持ち悪い…
Gh... creep...
P3
ひゃああ…
Haah!
ハハ…色っぺー声出してら
Haha... That was some sexy moan!
P4
このメス豚がぁ
You pig in heat...
そうだ　いつもの様に心を殺そう…
Right... I'll just suppress my emotions like always...
んぐ…
Ngh...
ん…
Nh...
P5
おら！挿入ったぞ！もっといい声で鳴けよ！
There! It's in! Moan some more!
うあ！
Wah!
あ！
Ah!
何も考えず… ただ時が過ぎるのを待てばいい…
No thinking... I just have to let the time go by...
SFXs:
1)にゅめ～
Lllick
ぞわ x2
shiver
2)ぷぢゅるる…
Sluuuurp
くちゅ…
squish
3)ビビクン！
shudder
4)ピクx2
twitch
だら～
drip
5)ずぶちゅ…
//"zubuchu", sucking/wet sound
ビクx2
tremble

Page 5
P1
今の私はただの人形… ダッチワイフみたいな物…
Right now, I'm just a doll... Just an object used for pleasure...
あっ
Ah!
うら！めんどくせー！とっとと服脱がせて全員で犯るぞ！
Hey, asshole! Take off her clothes already so we can all fuck her!
おおう！
Ooh!
P2
ふあっ
Hah
あっ
Ah
いや
No
オイ！服破くな！後でメンドーだからよ！
Oi! Don't ruin her clothes! It will be a pain later!
ヘイヘイ
Sure, sure...
ははは…
Ha ha ha...
P3
な…何これ？どういう事？
Wh... What? What's this?
あっ
Ah!
うっ
Uh!
ゲヘヘヘ…
Gehehe...
どうして千早ちゃんが…
Why is Chihaya-chan...
P4
最近様子がおかしいから部活後、千早ちゃんの後をつけてみたら…
Since she's not looking good these days, I tried to follow her after the club activities...
あそこは…　ラグビー部の部屋？
Is that... the Rugby club room?
ラグビー部
Rugby club
SFXs:
1)ぐいっ
pull / yank
ぶぢゅ…
Buju //wet sound
2)じー
stare
4)ガチャ…
clack //door opening

Page 6
P1
裏に…回ってみよう…
I'll try... the back...
P2
窓…鍵…かかってない…
The window... it's not locked...
P3
一体何をやって…
What on earth...
P4
こっ…これは…？
W... What...?
P5
信じられなかった…あの千早ちゃんが何人もの男を相手に
I couldn't believe my eyes... Chihaya-chan, with all those men...
ふしだらな行為をしていたのだ…
She was engaging in those dirty acts...
ん
Mh
んぐｘ1+3,
Mgh
SFXs:
1)タッタッ
Tatap
2)スッ
slide
こぐ…
gulp...
3)ヌー
Mmm?
5) しゅこｘ２
Shuko //jerking
ぐちゃ
Smack
にゅぷぷ…
Nyupupu //*slide*/*in* *out*/ *plunge*; variation of nupu, smooth in (out) movement

Page 7
P1
ど…どうしよう…
Wh... What should i do...
P2
千早ちゃんのあの顔…
By her face...
おぶ…
Mbuh...
あれは嫌々やってる…
She doesn't seem willing...
P3
じゃあなぜ？
Why then?
千早ちゃんの性格なら嫌な事は絶対しない…
Chihaya isn't the type to do something she would hate...
P4
何か…弱みを握られてる？
Are they... blackmailing her?
痛！あ！
Ow!...ah!
無理矢理やらされてるの…？
Forcing her to do this?
P5
先生を呼んできて止めさせる？
Should I call a teacher to stop it?
でもおおやけにされたくない事情があるとしたら…
But what if she'd rather this not to be known?
へへへ
Hehehe
P6
ラグビー部の顧問って誰だっけ？
Who is the Rugby Club adviser again?
くっくっくっ　相変わらず色っぽいのぉー綾瀬
Kh Kh Kh... Sexy as always, Ayase...
監督ウッス！
Coach, sir!
ウッス！ｘ２
Sir!
えっ…と…　あれ？　あれは…岩崎先…生…？
Uhm... Huh? Is that... coach Iwasaki?
SFXs:
2)
ぐぼ…
Ghbh
3)ぐっ…
Guh...
４）ビュルルル…
Spurrrt
ギュム～
squeeze
5)パチュンｘ２
Pa-chun
5-6)あ
Ah
んや
mhya
6)ガチャ
Clack

Page 8
P1
きっと真島も興奮してるだろうて
I'm sure Mashima is turned on too!
P2
えっ？
Eh?
太一？
Taichi?
P3
ほれ
Here!
P5-P6
あっ！
Ah!
SFxs:
1)ガンx2
Bam x2
3)ガチャッ
Clack

Page 9
P１
おい！今、窓の外で声がしたぞ！
Oi! Right now, I heard a voice from outside!
だれかいるぞ！
There's someone there!
捕まえろ!
Catch them!
し、しまった…
Oh no!
P2
ど、そうしよう…
What should I do...
そ、そうだ　警察！警察に電話…
R, right! The police! I'll call the police...
P3
え、えっと
U, uhm...
警察って何番だっけ…
What was the number again...
P4
あっ！
Ah!
P5
こんな所で何してんの？
What are you doing out here?
ん？
Mm?
へへ…
Hehe...
P6
ちょっくら部屋に来てもらおうか…
Why don't you come inside for a bit, huh?
あ
Ah
SFXｓ：
１）ドサァ
Thump
２）あせ　あせっ
Fretx2
３）カタｘ３
Rattle
４）ヒョイッ
Slip
５）プラン、プラーン
Dangle
６）がくｘ３
Shake

Page 10
P1
おらよ！
There!
きゃっ
Kya!
大丈夫？かなちゃん…
Are you ok!? Kana-chan...
P2
かなちゃんは関係ないでしょ！帰してあげてよ！
Kana-chan has nothing to do with this! Let her go!
千早ちゃん…
Chihaya-chan...
P3
関係あるもないも、見られちまった以上ただで帰す訳にゃいかんなぁー
Nothing to do with this? Maybe, but she saw us... Can't really just let her go, now, can I?
P4
千早ちゃんどうしてこんな奴らと…
Chihaya-chan, why are you and these guys...
P5
ははは…しりてーか?
Ha ha ha... Wanna know?
しりてーよなーそりゃそうだ　ははは…
I bet you do! Ha ha ha...
SFXs:
1)ドン！
Bam!

Page 11
P1
綾瀬に姉貴がいるだろう。千歳っていう今売り出し中のモデルだ。
Ayase has a sister, Chitose, right? She's a model, now at the peak of popularity.
そのネーちゃんがモデル仲間と一緒に合コンをした…
This sister of hers once went to a party with some colleagues...
やめて!
No!
やめてよ！
Stop!
いわないで!!
Don't tell her!!
P2
酒の勢いもあったんだろーなー、気の合った男とラブホにしけこんで
She was under the influence of alcohol, and she went to a love hotel with a guy she liked
P3
ハメ撮り画像を撮られた。
And here's the sex-tape.
P４
他にもあるぞーケツ穴から汗をたらしてる画像とかなー。見たけりゃ見せてやる
There's more too! In one you can see her asshole dripping in sweat... I can show you if you want!
SFXs:
2)くにｘ２
fiddle x2
3)チャカッ…
Cha-ka...
4)がはははは…
Gahaha!

Page 12
P1
まっ、そんな訳だ。その男は俺の知り合いでな…後は言わんでも解るだろう？
Anyway, that's the gist. That man is a friend of mine, so... I'm sure you could guess the rest of the story, huh?
P2
「画像を流出されたくなければ俺達の言う事を聞け」それだけでこの女は妹を守ろうとして奴隷に堕ちた
"If you don't want this video to be leaked,do what we tell you". With just those words, she reduced herself to a slave to protect her sister.
千早…ちゃん…
Chihaya... chan...
P3
ハッハッハッハッ
Hah hah hah hah
まったくバカな姉妹だよ& #33;　そんなの撮られる姉もマヌケだが、自分を犠牲にすれば助けられると考える妹も大バカだ！姉妹揃ってエ�
�画像握られてんだからな！ドロ沼だよ、ドロ沼!ハッハッハ…
What idiot sisters! One is stupid enough to let herself be taped like that, but the other one! She thinks that by sacrificing herself she can save her sister! That's even dumber! Because now I have tapes of both sisters! It's like shifting sands, I tell you! Hah hah hah...
P4
最低！最低です！あなた達こんな事してどうなるか解ってるんでしょうね！？
You're horrible!(//big) Horrible! You do understand there are consequences for these things, do you!?
かなちゃん…
Kana-chan...
P5
わかってるよぉ～
Sure I do!
P6
だから口封じの為にこれから色んな事をするんじゃないか～
That's why, to shut your mouth, we'll do plenty of stuff to you...
ひっ！
Hii!
SFXs:
5)ゆら～
wobble
6)ボロン…
Bo-ron / Pop
ギチｘ２
Gi-chi / tight
ゲフフフフ…
Geh uh uh uh

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P1
いや～！だれかたすけ
Aaaah! Someone, help!
カナちゃん…
Kana-chan...
P2
んぐ！
Nguh!
P3
てめぇ！ふざけた事しやがって！俺のパンツでもくわえてろ！
You bitch! The fuck are you doing! Here, my briefs, just shut it!
やめて!乱暴な事はしないで!!
Stop it! Don't use violence, please!
オメェはこっちだよ
You stay here
ん"ん"ん"…
Mmmph! //muffled voice, here and in panels to come
P4
そういやよぉ　真島も気付いてたみたいだぜぇ
You see... Mashima, too, surely realized...
えっ!?
Eh!?
P5
「今やってる事を止めないと警察に通報するぞ！」とうちの部員にくってかかりやがった
"If you don't stop this, I'll tell the police!", he yelled barging in our club room
SFXs:
2)ガボッ
Ga-boh
3)ドサッ
Thump
ぐいっ
Grab / pull
4)ギクッ
startle
5)ぐりｘ２
grind

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P1
お前の事を考えて警察沙汰にしたくなかったんだろうが…
He didn't really want to alert the police, thinking about you...
バカだねぇ…とっとと通報すりゃ良かったのに、お陰でこのザマだ。
What an idiot...He should have told them right away, but he chose this.
ハハハハ…
Ha ha ha ha...
おい！そっち押さえとけ！
Hey! Hold her from there!
あ…ああ…
Ah... Aah...
んぐｘ２
Mgh
キヒヒヒヒヒ…
Kihihihihihi
P2
太一…ごめんね…
Taichi... I'm sorry...
ごめんね、たいち～～～
I'm sorry, Taichi...
P3
おお～、ちびのくせに乳でけ～！F以上あんじゃね？
Whoa... You have a small build, but your tits are huge! What is this, an F cup?
P4
次はあそこを見せてもらいましょうかね～
Show us what you've got down here next, will you?
オラ！暴れんな!!
Hey! Don't struggle!!
SFXs:
2)ポツ
drip //tears
3)シュルル...
Shu-ru ru
ぷるるん…
jiggle
4)じた ばた
struggle x2

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P1
ほらよっと！
Here goes!
P2
ったく…
Hell...
往生際がわり～～
Just give up already...
P3
な！っと…
There!
んや！
Mghoh!
P4
へへ…見た目ロリなのに毛深いなぁ…
Hehe... You look like a child, but you sure are hairy!
ケツ穴の周りまで毛があるぜ
You even have hairs around your asshole!
P5
まっ、俺は嫌いじゃないがな
Not that I hate that...
SFXs:
1)すりゅりゅ
Sliip //Su-ryu ryu, clothy sound
2)ぐぐぐ…
Clench //Gugugu, tense
3)ガバァ　アアア
Ga-ba aaa //strong movement, here spread
4)くぱあ…
Spread
5)ペロｘ２
Lick
ぴくｘ２
tremble

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P1
へへっ、当然まだ処女だよな
He he he, still a virgin?
初物いただくのは誰かな～～～？
Who will have your first time, I wonder...?
P2
ん～この乳たまんね～
Mmh... Can't resist these tits...
P4
すげーな めっちゃ柔らかいぞ
How nice! They're crazy soft!
SFXs:
1)れろｘ２
Lick
ぷちゅる
Smack
ガタｘ２
rattle
ビクｘ２
tremble
2）ちゅぷ...
suck
ビクッ
tremble
3)ポン…
Pop
パユンｘ２
Pa-yun
4)ぶりゅんｘ２
Bu-ryun //stroke

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P1
やめて！かなちゃんはかんべんしてあげて！
Stop! Leave her alone!
したけりゃ私を犯ればいいでしょ！
Do what you want with me instead!
まだ言ってんのかコイツ…
You're still on that?
P2
ったく！お前はよぉ
Damn! Why don't you just...
えっ？
Eh?
P3
黙ってくわえてりゃいいんだよ！
Suck on this and shut the fuck up!
ふぐ！
く…苦しい…
O... Ow...
そーそー、喋んない方がバカが目立たなくていいぜムダ美人さん
That's right! Better stay silent than prove how stupid you are, Ms. Beauty in vain!
P4
へっへっへっ、変わったオナホールみたいだぜ…
Heh heh heh, what a strange sex toy you are...
しっかし本当綾瀬はマン毛薄いし美マンだし
Anyway, your pussy sure is pretty, with such thin hair!
P5
何でもムダに美しいなぁ…
Wasted beauty through and through...
ふぐｘ２
Hgh
SFXs:
1)ぐいっ
Grab
ぐっ…
Pull
2)ぐるん
Turn / spin
3)ズボッ
Shove
4)ズチュ,ブチュ、ヌチュ
Zu chu, bu chu, Nu chu //sucking sounds. /smuck, shlup
びくｘ２
twitch
くちゅ…
squish
5)レロｘ２
Lick
ズヌッ
Zunu ///shuv
ブチュ
shlup
ビクｘ２
tremble
にゅぷ にちゅ くちゅ
squish

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P1
んぐううう…
おおっと！こいつ漏らしやがった
Whoa there! The slut just pissed herself!
P2
あ～あ、衆人の中で小便もらしやがって…恥ずかしくないのかね？
Aah, aren't you ashamed, pissing in front of other people?
ムダ美人さん
Huh, Ms. Beauty in vain?
んぷぷ…
Mhuhu...
*あ～あ出てる出てる
And it keeps coming...
*大量に出てるなぁ…
That's sure a lot of piss!
*ここ来る前に小便しとけよって話だ
Should have pissed before coming here, huh?
P3
それともこんな状況に慣れちまって
Or did you get so accustomed to this...
羞恥心がなくなっちまったか？
That now you have no shame left?
P4
それはそれで
If that's the case...
げほ…
cough
うぷ…
Uphu
P5
つまらんなぁ…
That's a shame...
SFXs:
1)ズチュ, グチュ
//sucking sounds
2)ぷしゃあああ…
Splurt //spraying
ビクン
Twitch
びちょ…
Shlick //wet sound
3)ジョロロロロロロロロ
Pshhhhhhhh
ゲラゲラ
Snicker
4)ぐぽっ
Gupoh
だら
drip
5)ゴト
Tahm //impact

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P1
それではワシが初物いただこうかのぉ
Well now, shall I be your first?
ふごーーんご！んごご！
P2
ん？なんだこいつもお漏らししとるぞ
The hell? Now you're pissing everywhere too?
そんな怖いかよ?
Are you that scared?
まー初めてが先生のアレじゃなぁ
I mean, your first is this cock of mine, but...
P3
フフ…ワシはこういうの嫌いではないがな…
Oh well... Can't say I hate that...
P4
それ！
There!
P5
おっ… 奥まで届いたか
Oh... did I go all the way?
SFXs:
１）どーん
Bam!
びきｘ２
Twitch
２）がくｘ３
shiver
じょろろろろろろろろ…
Pshhhhhhhh
ゲラｘ２
Chuckle / snicker
3-)ぐっ！
Gh!
しゃーたぱたぱたぱたぱ…
Shh- pa pa pa pa
ブルｘ２
Shake
4-)ズニュ…
Slide
ちょろろろろろろ…
Ssshhhh
プチｘ３
pop
ビクン！
twitch
5-)ゴッ
Bam
ちゅぱぱぱぱ…
sh h h h

Page 20
P1
くぅ～やっぱり初物はキツキツだわ…
Kuuh... It's tight, since it's your first, huh?
んぐ～
Mguh!
んごｘ２
Mgoh!
P2
こりゃ何分も持たねぇなぁ
I can't hold it much longer...
いい乳揺れだ…
Nice shaking tits!
仕方ねぇ…
No helping it...
P3
中出しするか
I'll just come inside!
P4
それ！行くぞ…
There! Here goes!
SFXs:
1-2)ヌプｘ7
In-out
ぶりゅんｘ4
Shake
3)ピクッ
startle
4)ふるｘ３
shake
バユンｘ２
Shake
パンｘ４
Whap
ずちゅ, ぶぢゅ
smacking sounds

Page 21
P1
くふぅ！うっ…出たぁ…
Guh! There... it goes...
P2
おお～出る出る、よー出るわぁ…
And... still... goiing...
P3
フゥーたっぷり中出ししてやったぞ…
Phew... I sure filled you up...
P4
ホレホレすぐ　あふれ出てきよる
Look, it's already flowing out!
SFXs:
1)んふ！
Mpph!
バチュン！
Slap
ビュクッ！
Splut! //ejaculation sound
ビュルルルルル
spluuuuut //same
ガクｘ６
tremble / shake
2) ビュル…　/ ビュルルル
splut / spluuut
プルｘ４
Shiver
3)ピクｘ２
Twitch
にゅぽん…
Slip
ズル…
drop
4)
くっくっくっ...
kuh kuh kuh
とろ…
spill
どろ～
flow
ピクx3
twitch

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P1
ん…
Mh...
ああ…
aah...
P2
あ…れ？
Wh...a?
ここは…？
Where am I?
P3
おや？王子様がお目覚めのようだぜ
Oh, looks like our prince just woke up...
いや…
No...
いや…見ないで太一…
Please... don't look, Taichi...
P4
お前ら一体何をやって…
What the hell are you guys doing!
おおっといきがるなよ真島～
Hey there, don't try to act cool Mashima...
P5
俺達がその気になりゃこいつらもっと酷い目にあわせる事も出来るんだぜ
If we felt like it, we could be way more cruel to these chicks, you know?
いたあああ…
Owwww...
くう…
Kuh...
SFXs:
1)ポヤ～
Po-yaa
2)ポツｘ２
drip
3)ふるｘ３
tremble
ゆら
shake
ポタｘ２
drip
3-4) パチュンｘ３
Slap
5)ぐいっ！
Pull

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P1
おおおおお…ちょっとくらい痛くした方が締まりが良くなるなぁ…
Oooooh... just a little pain, and she really tightens nicely...
いたい…
Ouch...
いたああ…
Oww...
や、やめろ…　やめてくれ…
S... Stop it... Please...
P2
くほっ！出る！！
Ngho! Coming!!
いやあああ…
Nooo...
P3
くふ～何発目だ？今日中出しされたの
Phew... How many times is it, today, that someone comes inside you?
あっ…あああ…
Ah... Aaah...
P4
ほら！真島にもたっぷり見せてやれ！
There! Let Mashima enjoy the sight too!
ち、千早…
Chi... Chihaya...
あう…
Ow...
P5
オラ、どうした？見たかったんだろ？綾瀬のマ○コ
Hey, what's the matter? You wanted to see it right? Ayase's pussy!
くっ…
Kuh...
やめて…
Stop....
やめてぇ～
Stoop...
じっくり見てもいいんだぜ～
Come on, you can look as much as you want...
ケケケケ…
Keh Keh Keh Keh...
SFXs:
1)ぐいっｘ２
Pull
パチュンｘ２
Slap
2-3)ドピュッ, ドピュルル…, ビュク…, ビュクビュク…
Variations of splut
4)どさあ…
Bam
5)ぐにに…
Squishh

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P1
綾瀬ってよぉースラッとしてモデル体型のくせに、ケツ周りは結構肉付き良いんだよな
You see... Ayase might be slim, with the body of a model, but her ass is pretty meaty!
マ○コのビラビラも薄くてピンクだし何回犯ってもそそるねー
And her labia is this pretty pale pink... I can't get tired of fucking her!
うっ…
Uh...
うう…
Uuh...
P2
真島も一発どうだ？
What about you go for a round too?
ん？
Mm?
P3
何いい子ぶってんだよ！
Stop playing the good kid!
うあ！
チ○コこんなにバキバキにして！
Your dick sure seems raring to go!
きゃっ
Kyah!
P4
前から気に入らなかったんだよ、てめぇのその優等生っぷりがよぉ…
I don't like it, that honor student air of yours...
P5
こうなったら無理矢理にでもやらせてやるぜ
At this point, I'll just force you to do it
な…何…？
Wh... what...?
P6
あらよ真島！ありがたく思え！
Here, Mashima! Be grateful!
いやぁ…
Noo...
こんな…こんなの…
Th... this isn't...
これでおめぇも童貞卒業だ！
This is your graduation from virginity!
やめ…やめろ！お前ら!!
St... stop that! You bastards!!
SFXs:
1)もにゅにゅ
Groope
2)ギリx4
grind
3)ぎゅむ！
Grab / squeeze
ビクン！
spasm
5)ギ…　ギギギ…
gi, gi gi gi //menacing sounds
6)ふるｘ５
shake
ぐっ！
grab!
ジタ バタ
struggle

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P1
おーし、入り口はここだ…
Aight, here you enter...
くっ
Gh!
う…
Uh...
P2
落とせ！
Drop her!
おっ！
Ah!
あああああ…
Aaaaah...
くうううう…
Kuuuuuuh...
P3
オラ！目をそらすなよ真島
Hey! Don't look away!
うう…
Uuh...
P4
せっかく俺達がお膳立てしてやってんだ
After all we did to set this up for you!
ごめん
I'm sorry
どうして…
Why...
千早…ごめん
I'm sorry... Chihaya...
どうして太一があやまるの？
Why are you the one apologizing?
P5
じっくり味わいな…
You'd better enjoy it...
んっ
Nh
くっ
Kh
千早を…
I couldn't...
助けられなかった…
save you, Chihaya...
そんなの…
That's...
太一が悪い訳じゃない…
You're not the bad guy here, Taichi...
SFX:
1)くち
Kchi
ぷちゅ
Pchu
2)ストン
Drop
ぶぢゅぢゅ
Bujuju //wet sound
ビクン
spasm/ twitch
3)ガシッ
grab
4)ぐぽっ
Gpoh
じゅぽっ
Jpoh
5)ぷちゅ
Pchu
ぢゅちゅ
jchu
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P1
く！
Kuh!
うっ！
Uuh!
ビクン
Twitch
P2
苦しいんだね太一…
It's hard to endure, right, Taichi...
いいよ…出して…
It's ok... You can let it out...
P3
こんな私で良ければ…
If you are ok with me...
全部受け止めて上げ…
I'll take it all i...
P4
るぅううう…
iiiiinnnn!
くは！出る…
Gha! Com... ing...
P5
はーい、お疲れお疲れー！
Ok, good work guys!
感動的な脱・童貞だったなぁ、真島～
That was a moving farewell to virginity, Mashima!
P6
これでお前も立派な俺達の仲間だ
You are now our fine buddy!
穴兄弟ってヤツな
'coz we're hole brothers now!
ハハ…
Ha ha
ハハハハハ…
Ha ha ha ha ha
SFXs:
4)ビクン♡　ｘ２
Twitch♡
ビク
twitch
ぶぴゅ
spurt
びゅるるるる…
spuuurt
5-6)パチャｘ３
flash //photo with flash sound

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P1
うおー乳うめ～
Ooh... Yummy tits...
おい今何番目だ？
Hey, what number is he?
七番目だろ
Isn't he the seventh?
乳うめ～
Yummy tits!
げ～俺あと十人待ちかよ…
Tsk... there's still ten people to go before my turn...
いやあ～
Noo...
いやあ～
Noo...
P2
うああああ…
Uhaaaa..
こんな…こんな事になるのなら…
If... if it had to come to this...
P3
田中さん長～んだよな
Tanaka's taking too long...
あとつかえてるっちゃうの…
The line's gonna get stuck...
机くん…　うっ…　うう…
Desktomu... Uh... Uuh...
P4
んああ…
Mhaa...
P5
ふぐ！
Hguh!
SFXｓ：
1)ぎちｘ２
Squish
ブヂュ, ヂュル, ブプッ
slurp/ smack suck sounds
2)ぐにｘ３
Gni //massage
ねちょ～
Lick
3)ぶぢゅ, ぶぢゅるるるる, ずちゅううう
Licking sounds
むにょんｘ２
Grope
ひそｘ３
whisper
4)ぬろおおお…
Sliip //slimy sound
ボタｘ２
drip
５）ぢゅぷん！
splosh!
ぶりゃ…
thrust

Page 28
P1
おおおおおおおおおおおおお
Oooooooooooooh
あう
Auh
あ
Ah
ああ
Aah
P2ish
うらぁ！
Urah!
P2
くる！ううう…
Coming! Uuhh...
初めては…机くんと…したかったぁ…
I would have wanted my first time... to be with him, with Desktomu...
P3
机くんなら…
If it were Desktomu...
ふ…
Hu...
ふあ
Hwa
私を大切に…
He would be gentle...
P4
優しく…してくれただろうな…
It would hold me tenderly, I'm sure...
はぁ～やっと俺の番だよ
Ha! Finally, my turn!
オラ！とっととケツ上げろ!バックでやるんだよ！
Hey! Move up your ass already! I'll do you in the ass!
優しく…
Tenderly...
うっ
Uh...
あぅ
Ah...
P5
ケツ！ケツ上げろ！ダラダラすんな!!
Move it! Move your ass! Don't just lie there!!
優…しく…
Tender... ly...
SFXs:
1)パヂュンｘ４
Slap
がくｘ４
Shake
2)ビュクッ
Twitch
どぷｘ２
splut
ビュルルル
Spuurt
4)ぐいん
Grab
ぷにゅ…
Squish

Page 29
P1
（私…今頃気付いた…机くん、ううん…駒野くんの事がこんなに好きだったんだなって…
(It was then that I realized how much Desktomu... no, Tsutomu, mattered to me, how much I actually liked him...)
なんでも帳
Random Notes
秘
Top Secret
その時、男の黒い肉棒が奏の肛門に突き刺さる…
Then, the man's dark rod plunged into Kanade's anus...
「いや！お尻はいや！」「ハハハ、アナルバージン頂き！」男は…
"No! Not my butt!" "Ha ha ha, thanks for giving me your anal virginity!", said the man...
うわあああ
Uwaaah
やあめえろおおお！
Stooooooooooooop!
何で人のノートを勝手に声出して読んでんだよぉ!
Why are you reading aloud my very private notes!
まーまー落ち着け落ち着け
There, there... calm down, calm down...
カルタ部屋
Karuta Club Room
俺のあつかいちょー非道いんですけど…何かうらみでも…？
I was handled pretty roughly there... does he have some kind of grudge against me...?
P2
はあー
Haa...
ねー！ねー！これって…これってイジメじゃね？イジメ!!　ちくしょお！　訴える！ 訴えてやるぞおお…
Hey! Hey! Isn't this bullying? Bully! Screw you! I'll sue you! I'll sue you, you'll see!
いや　訴えると逆にお前の方にダメージが…
Uhm... if you sue, you'll probably hurt yourself the most...
誰か毛深いですか　誰か…
Hairy? ... Me?
P3
やれやれ
Geez
まったくもー　男子ってば本当に…
Boys really are a handful...
大体何であんなノート持って来たんだよ？
Why did you bring those notes in here anyway?
カルタ帳とらくがき帳を間違えて持ってきちゃったんだよぉ…
I wanted to bring my Karuta notes but took those by mistake...
P4
大体、私処女じゃないし…
Oh well. not like I'm a virgin...
えっ！？
What!?
SFXs:
2)パタン…
thud //book closing
ピキｘ２
Twitch
3)ぐすっ
Sob...
4)どビックリ…
Shock

Page 30
P1
そ、それってどういう…
Wh... What do you mean...
P2
え？ああ…新のね…
Eh? Ah, you see, Arata...
P3
あっ…
Ah...
聞くんじゃなかった…
I never heard about it...
P4
テヘッ
Tee hee
アッケラカーン
～Nonchalant～
あ、新～
Ah, Arata!
新の笛持って帰ってオナニーしてたら突っ込んで処女膜破いちゃった
Arata lent me a flute, and I broke my hymen masturbating with it!
おわっ！真島ぁ!!
Wah! Mashima!!
すげー勢いでぶったおれたぞ！
He dropped straight down!
血！血が出てます部長～～！！
Blood! He's losing blood, club captain!!
キャ～ッ
Kyah!
P5
でね、でね、おんまり気持ち良かったからさーオシッコ漏れそうになっちゃってぇ
And then, it felt pretty good, and then I felt like I had to pee...
オイ、真島！大丈夫か？しっかりしろ!!
Oi, Mashima! You ok? Hang in there!!
ゆ、ゆらさないで！島東部から大量の出血が…
D, don't shake him! He's losing blood from the back of his head!
千早ちゃん…あなたって、あなたって人はぁ～
Chihaya-chan... what the heck...
P6
ここからが大事…
Here comes the good part...
それでさ、笛でふさごうとしたんだよね、私…そしたらさぁ…
Anyway, I wanted to stop it with the flute... so, I tried, but...
オイ、救急車呼べ救急車！
Hey, call the ambulance, quick!
ハイイ
Yes!
SFXs:
４）くちゅｘ２
Squish
ズドーン
*Thud*
5)あせｘ２
Fret
6)プルｘ３
Shake/quiver

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P1
笛って開いてるでしょ。あそこからビューってオシッコ漏れちゃってさぁ…ハハハ…
There's holes in a flute, right? So all the pee came flowing out from every hole! Ha Ha Ha!
もー布団びしゃびしゃにしちゃって言い訳するの大変だったよぉ
Gee, it was hard to come up with an excuse for the drenched futon...
アハハハハ…
Ahahahaha...
も～　けっさく～
Gee! That was so bad!
お、お前少しは真島の心配してやれよ…
Hey, you, can't you worry a bit for Mashima?
どんだけあんぽんたんなんですかー!!
Just how idiotic can you be!!
そう永世名人級のあんぽんたんですよぉ～！
If idiocy was competitive, you would be a lifetime Meijin!
P2
プププ。。。
Pupupu...
恋バナｘ２
Love talk x2
でもねかなちゃん笛って結構良いんだよ♡　あの先っちょの所がクルンってなってるでしょ。
Anyway, Kana-chan, Flutes are pretty nice ♡ The tip has that nice shape right?
あそこがカリの部分になっててすっこい感じの…
That bit of an angle right there feels amazing!
ここ
This part
P3
マジ、お試しだよっ…て…あれ？どうしたの？
Really, you should try it some... time... Huh? What's the matter?
お、大江もオナニーするのかな？
Oh, does Oe masturbate too?
そ　想像しただけで俺もう…
Just imagining that I'm...
それ…恋バナじゃないし…
That's not... 'love talk'...
P4
あっ、わかった♡かなちゃんクリトリス派でしょー♡
Ah. got it! Kana-chan is more partial to the clitoris, right?
ひーｘ２
Hii
SFXs:
1)ひゃー
Hiiii
ピューｘ３
Spurt
じょろろろろろー
Pssshhhhh...
ゲラｘ２
Giggle/ guffaw
ズコー
Thud
3)ひそｘ３
whisper
プルｘ３
Shake/quiver
4)ぶっちん！
Snap!

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P1
おふ！
Ohu!
でたぁー！かなちゃんの本気グーパンチー!!
She used it! Her 'I really mean business fist" punch!!
P2
いたぁ～い…ひどいよかなちゃん…
Ouch... That hurt Kana-chan...
でもよなーグーパンチってなんだ？普通パンチってグーだろ？
Uhm... isn't saying both fist and punch redundant?
え～ま～そうだよねぇー
Erm, well, you see...
セクハラですよ！
That's sexual harassment!
セクハラ!!
Sexual harassment!!
まったくもー千早ちゃんはもっと女性としてんのですねー
You are too much! Can't you act just a bit more womanly!
ぜーｘ２
Wheeze
P3
セク…ハラ？
Sexual... harassment?
そーです！セクハラです!!
That's right! Sexual harassment!
知ってますよねセクハラ…
Sexual harassment, you know?
P4
ああ～クリトリスはね～絵の具の筆でコチョコチョやるとすっごいよ～私すぐイッチャウ♡
Aah... Anyway, about the clitoris... if you tickle it with a brush it feels awesome! It makes me come right away ♡
かなちゃんにだけこっそり教えちゃう♡
Just between us, Kana-chan ♡
は、波紋だ…
Th... that's...
波紋の呼吸方だ…
The ripple breathing technique!
コオオオオオオオオオオオ
Koooooooooooooooo
ふるえるぞハート！
My heart resonates!
燃え尽きるほどヒート!!
The heat's enough to burn!!
P5
あああスタンドまで…
Aah, even a Stand...
無駄ｘ１６美じーん！
Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda bijiiin! /TL note: muda bijin = beauty in vain
ほごげべごばぁ～
Ha-go-ghe-be-goh-bah...

SFX:
1)ドカン！
Dokan!
2)ひりｘ２
*Hurt*
3)ガー
Gaa
5)バキ, バキーン
Bam, Crash

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P1
おまけ
Extra
ひー　こわいよ
Hii! scary!
はーｘ２
Haa
終わ…った？
Is it... over?
P2
むくっ！
生きてた!?　こ、こいつゾンビか…？
She's conscious!? What is she, a zombie?
P3
ね、ねぇ…私今とんでもない事言った？
Hey, hey... Did I say something offensive just now?
（全力で）え～～（奏）
(full force) EEEEEH? (Kanade)
P4
何か私　机くんのエロ小説につられてとんでもない事言っちゃった気がするの…
I feel like after reading an erotic short story by Desktomu I ended up saying messed up things...
P5
私の貞操にかかわるような!!
My purity is on the line!!
あ…あの～～～
U... Uhmmm....
P6
ねえ！ねえ！私何を言ったの～！？教えてよぉ～!!ね～！
Come on, tell me! What did I say!? Please tell me! Come on!
あ、あの～
H... hey...
だ、誰かこの人なんとかしてぇ～
Please, someone, do something about her...
しくｘ２
sob
完
The end
SFXs:
1)ペキン…
Pekin　//Guessing: either 'out cold' or 'crumble'. Closest I could find: Pekon, sound things make when indented.
パラｘ２
Crumble
2)むくっ！
Sit!
4)ぷるｘ２
Tremble
5)ガツ
Grab
6)ピクｘ２
Shake
7)がっくんｘ２
Wobble
しく
Sob

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