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Also in Marien's case...
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This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Mar 7 2013, 09:56

You're a paranoid one. I've actually looked through a lot of the older posts of a lot of the users in this thread and still am now to get a feel for some of the more "sociable"users. You don't have a tremendous amount of posts to sort through, so I could easily read through what you have ito get a good impression of you.

Or a bad one in this case.

Have you looked through my posts? What's your impression of me, oh wise, imaginary pony?

Edit: Oops! I thought I was in the Ask a Pony anything thread...

This post has been edited by dapanza: Mar 7 2013, 10:00

Talking about sex cums with the territory.

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Sorry bro. But if you actually do decide to do that I promise I'll take extremely good care of your wife for you.

Yes, when everything that comes out of his mouth is a bunch of bullshit hate he's SO fuckin polite. He's just a dick, and not a fun one. If he could at least try to be amusing I wouldn't mind it, but he's just spouting shit to spout shit like it makes him unique.

Do you ever actually read the shit you post here? It's just bad.

From what I've been privileged to read, you are just some spoilt, petulant child. The only positive thing about you is the fact that you're going to die in a few years of a massive heart attack. I imagine you'll be weighing 800 pounds in a mandress with your virginity still intact surrounded by piles of horribly written fanfiction.

Also, how does one spout shit to spout shit? Did you go to school on a special bus?

I disclose this everywhere. I live in my own little world, kindly get out of it.

STOP WITH THE DISCLOSING. I'm sure you think people want to hear about your depressing ass existence, but I'm sure I speak for many folks when I say we don't.

So is Marien and Wolfgirl the most disliked here?

and BACKFAT...

We fap to children and horses, WHAT PART SCREAMS SANITY, NUTBAG?!

Your existence is the result of a sick joke someone is playing on the world.

You defeated yourself loser.

Wow, I just heard the internet being torn asunder by your razor sharp wit.

I never said that everyone here wasn't fucked up. I'm just sayin that some people don't have that type of preference in hentai.

You're far too nice to people Isis. Rad, why is Isis far too nice to people?

Isis I would like to know how fucked up you are. What do you masturbate to?

Are you covered in a viscous fluid that could be mistaken for rancid afterbirth?

Marien is so eternally mighty that he has the power of throwing errors on this page just by being quoted by someone!

I made a tribute to king marien In this thread.

I know a faggot when I smell one.

Another one of king marien's super powers. I shall have to update the wiki.

Don't succumb to the dark side.

There are no goddamn cookies on the light side.

You probably don't but I'm sure there are things that turn you on. If you really are willing to share what those are you can PM me.

I would like to see you fed feet first into a woodchipper.

They're a bunch of people on the internet, which basically means they're voices inside my head and listening to them would make me crazy.

If you think that you're not already buffalo bill lotion rubbing crazy? I have some potentially upsetting news for you.

It's a better hobby than hating which is what all you wannabe cool kids do.

I could make a hobby of hitting you in the testicles with a cricket bat. As for being cool? We are on a hentai forum. WE WILL NEVER BE COOL.

Unless you're a certain someone who made a new account

I dream of killing you.

I'm on this site for one thing only and that's hentai. Talking about sex cums with the territory.

What has this thread got to do with appalling puns and Hentai?

I promise I'll take extremely good care of your wife for you.

Isis isn't inflatable and can actually wash herself. So you're outta luck there.

This post has been edited by rainbowmagnum: Mar 7 2013, 14:41

Derp

GO HOME ASSHOLE.

GO HOME ASSHOLE.

MAKE ME CHUBBLY!!! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

MAKE ME CHUBBLY!!! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

UR DRUNK!

Aren't we all?

Sorry bro. But if you actually do decide to do that I promise I'll take extremely good care of your wife for you.

Thanks for that amusing bon mot.

You're far too nice to people Isis. Rad, why is Isis far too nice to people?

I often find myself wondering the same thing when we're heckling the man-boobed masses while living life off the internet.

This post has been edited by radixius: Mar 7 2013, 19:09

Aren't we all?

No, unfortunately I don't use drugs outside of headache pills. So I have to put up with these guys sober.

Sorry bro. But if you actually do decide to do that I promise I'll take extremely good care of your wife for you.

Sorry Marien but after Raddy goes I plan to move into a convent and dedicate my life to serving the lord or since he's requested a viking funeral I have to go along with his corpse and a dog onto a burning ship. Don't know which one I'm going to do yet.. but I'm leaning towards the fiery ship as that seems like an awesome way to go out. "Bitch stood there on this burning ship and just waved!"

We are on a hentai forum. WE WILL NEVER BE COOL.

Isis isn't inflatable and can actually wash herself. So you're outta luck there.

Well as long as no one irl finds out there is a possibility of being cool. At least you can maintain the illusion.

Not necessarily true, eating too much of my favorite popcorn makes me retain water thus inflating. I don't wash myself. Radixius does that. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) jk

Aren't we all?

Yes we are, at least almost. Just need one more to be there (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

No, unfortunately I don't use drugs outside of headache pills. So I have to put up with these guys sober.

You should start to drink, man. Good way rid you of that depressive mood.
Fuck those people who say "drinking doesn't solve anything", that's bullshit, a few beers or shots of vodka every once in a while really helps keep a person's good spirit up!

But only if you're a gay.

Don't click this link.

But only if you're a gay.

He is, isn't he.

He is, isn't he.

Probably. I'm just saying, like, gays get the Appletinis and Mojitos and Maitais and Mimosas. Straights drink all those beverages with glottal names and it's like... they just sound depressing.

You should start to drink, man. Good way rid you of that depressive mood.
Fuck those people who say "drinking doesn't solve anything", that's bullshit, a few beers or shots of vodka every once in a while really helps keep a person's good spirit up!

Alcoholism runs in the family, I've seen what booze does to people and I'm in that nice position to just end up completely over that edge real fast. Besides that I find that every alcoholic drink I've EVER had tastes like complete shit and makes me sick almost immediately. My depressive mood is a chemical imbalance in my brain that coming here doesn't solve any more now that Rob's gone.

But only if you're a gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh Seinfeld! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Alcoholism runs in the family, I've seen what booze does to people and I'm in that nice position to just end up completely over that edge real fast.

Because they're stupid and they get addicted. It doesn't do much harm if you know your limits.

Besides that I find that every alcoholic drink I've EVER had tastes like complete shit and makes me sick almost immediately.

Oh but there is also this one drink that nauseates me immediately, ie, wine (like, even smelling it is too much). So absolutely hating that one thing doesn't mean you'll hate all others.

My depressive mood is a chemical imbalance in my brain that coming here doesn't solve any more now that Rob's gone.

Well, a bit of beer every once in a while can help rebalance it, chap. Just don't look at it as the one, golden solution and you're fine.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Mar 7 2013, 21:14